Jack Paleson

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Bauvard
“Spontaneous abortion: the opposite of immaculate conception. God has compensated for Christianity’s violent history by revealing that innocent blood does not have to be spilt.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

Bauvard
“Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

Bauvard
“Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

Bauvard
“Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back she shows her true reflexes.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

Bauvard
“First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

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