Abbie Foxton

“Icebergs melt & we torch the sky.”
― Melancton Hawks, Monster Skin

“Bribe cartographers to remove us from the atlas.”
― Melancton Hawks, Monster Skin

“If two people see a fairy appear, eat a starfish, and dive into the tile floor without so much as a splash, neither can accuse the other of lunacy.”
― Kaydeon K. Moore, I Can Hear Pigeons on the Windowsill

“What's happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of 'home' with the possibility of 'an investment opportunity'. What kind of creature wants to live in an 'investment opportunity'? Only man.

The fox has his den. The bee has his hive. The stoat, has, uh... his stoat-hole... but only man chooses to make his nest in an investment opportunity. Mmm, snuggled down in the lovely credit! All warm, in the mortgage payment, mmmmm...”
― Stewart Lee