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message 1: by em (last edited Jul 25, 2013 01:05PM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

em **Thanks so much for 1000+ posts, guys!**

What Would Voldemort Do?

Okay, this is a game I made up, and it's very simple.

Someone says something like, "What Would Voldemort Do if there were no such thing as horocruxes?"

And then someone else would say what they thought Voldemort would do, like, "He would find another way to stay immortal."

Okay, I'll go first: "What Would Voldemort do if he discovered Panem and went there?"

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Jasmine He would have killed Katniss right away instead of playing games with her and making the rest of us suffer along.

What would Voldemort do if Frodo gave him the ring of power?

Katelyn Erickson He'd throw it away yelling, "This ain't no stinkin' Deathly Hallow!!!"

What would Voldemort do if Rodolphus Lestrange got jealous of his wife's obvious attraction to him?

Casey He'd torture Rodolphus by hanging with his wife more just to torture him and then he'd kill the both of them once they bugged him enough.

What would Voldemort do if he somehow became Nagini?

Cookie He would be a cunning snake and start randomly killing people with his fangs, and eat Peter Pettigrew.

WWVD if he somehow became Lady Gaga?

Jeni Release the hit single "Avada Kedavra" and diminish the world's population instantly by 1/10.

WWVD if he were forced to live as a muggle?

Avani (While still possessing magical powers?)

He would kill the people who forced him to live as a muggle and return to the magical world.

WWVD if he fell in love with Bellatrix?

Jeni Dispose of Rodolphus, blast his way into Azkhaban, whisk Bellatrix away and live happily ever after! Nah, just kidding, he'd be the same but with a girlfriend.

WWVD if nose-piercing became mandatory?

Maya He would kill the person who made nose piercings mandatory, then make sparkly mouth grills mandatory instead

WWVD if he contracted laryngitis right before the duel with Harry in HP4?

Renisse The nose ring that he would get would be the Death Eater skull.

WWVD if he was forced to becom vegan???

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Jeni @Maya: Perform the spell silently.
@Renisse: Eat veggies and lament the loss of melty, cheesy goodness that makes them yummy.

WWVD if he lost his memory?

Illyria He would eat the man (or woman) who forced him to become vegan and then he would destroy all meat and animal products so that everybody would have to be vegan except him.

WWVD if Dumbledore never came to tell him he was a wizard?

Kaitlin He would discover it by himself, and use his uncontrolled magic to begin to take over the muggle world instead.

WWVD if he time travelled to the night his mother died?

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Luna he'd kill his baby self and cease to ever exist.

WWVD if someone put a permanent sticking charm on a canary cream right before Voldemort ate it?

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Anna He'd track down the person, kill them, and then make their friends get it off, then probably kill them, too.

WWVD if Voldemort found himself trapped in a room with a dragon?

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em He would use the dragon to terrorize cities.

WWVD if he met Doctor Dufinshmirts from Phineas and Ferb?

Elizabeth Day He would probably think that he was trying to be evil, so he would try to recruit him as a Death Eater, and Dr. Doofenschmirtz would join because he wants to be evil so bad. But then Voldemort would realize he is a horrible Death Eater and kill him.

What would Voldemort do if he saw a plate of chocolate chip cookies?

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em Make them come alive and start a cookie war.

WWVD if he was forced to go on a rollercoaster?

Emily He would kill his captors and fly away.

WWVD if he had killed Harry that first night?

Renisse He would have felt invincible and then Dumbledore would have had to try and take him down. He may have had to decide to time travel back to when he first met orphan Tom Riddle and kill him.

WWVd if he went on a Caribbean Cruise

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em He would try to get a tan. ;)

WWVD if he was a giant?

message 22: by Farheen (last edited Aug 18, 2012 10:43AM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Farheen He would duel with Hagrid..

WWVD if Umbridge proposed him?

Kaitlin He would kill her.

WWVD if he was turned into a little girl?

Weiting Make a tantrum and then hurt the person that made him into a little girl and also hurt the other little girls.

WWVD if he was turned into a bug?

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Luna he'd torture the other bugs into building him a throne of breadcrumbs and giving him rides on it everywhere. squash those who refuse.

WWVD if he ate a horcrux (no-one's fault but his own)?

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em Ummm, he would have his soul put back into place, and then he would make more Horcruxes?

WWVD if he was forced to eat his vegtables?

Weiting He'd spit the vegetables right in the person's face and then kill the person.

WWVD if he discovered he had a Muggle sister?

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ari kim He would kill her and made sure no one figured out.

WWVD if he had the chance to be elected Prime Minister in the Muggle world?

Raquel He would take that chance to turn every muggle into an inferi.

WWVD if there were no muggles or mudbloods he could torture/kill?

Weiting He would kill himself and the rest of the world, end of the story.

WWVD if he discovered he had an addiction to Toffee Dods?

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Maya He would place a curse on them so that no one besides he could eat their sugary deliciousness

WWVD if he could not get "Call Me Maybe" out of his head?

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em He would kill anyone who made fun of him if he accidently sang it out loud.

WWVD if someone dared him to whistle, and he couldn't?

message 33: by Luna (last edited Aug 19, 2012 01:31PM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Luna he'd then whistle through his nose. and kill the person who dared him when they laugh.

WWVD if the ghost of snape gave him a biiiiig hug?

Raquel He would accept it and smile, but then he'd try to kill it, unsuccessfully.

WWVD if Bellatrix said he was very nice and that he liked him?

Sarahtcg he would kill her and start to kill her whole family

WWVD if one direction covered one of his songs?

Kaitlin He'd kill them if they made fun of him for writing songs, and then all the 1D fangirls would cry, making voldy annoyed so he'd kill them too

WWVD if he discovered he was a fictional character?

Sarahtcg he would kill the author and then eventually die because his creator is gone

WWVD if he was disqualified from the olympics for drugs and had to give back is gold medal?

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em He would kill the person who disqualified him and run with his gold medal.

WWVD if he got stuck at the top of a fariswheel?

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Raquel He would scream like a little girl and when the wheel touched the ground he would kill everyone who laughed at him.

WWVD if he went for a swim in the Black Lake and Filch told him it was forbidden?

Paula Voldemort would send Nagini to get miss Norris and he would bite off cat's head.After that he'd Avada Kedavra on mourning Filch.

WWVD if he was a unicorn?

Elizabeth Day I think he would be a unicorn, and nothing like the Voldemort we all know and don't love very much. In the first book, someone (I can't remember who) actually says that unicorns are incredibly pure. I don't think a person who rips their soul into seven pieces is exactly pure. So, he would be a unicorn nothing like himself.

What would Voldemort do if he got a library card?

Kaitlin He would discover the harry potter books, be angry he was a fictional character and make the library explode.

WWVD if he got voted off of american idol?

message 43: by Luna (last edited Aug 19, 2012 05:58PM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Luna he'd proceed to sing 'avada kedavra' at the top of his voice and kill the judges during the performance, and then to celebrate that the judges are gone, he'd sing his brand-new 'NYEAHHH!!!!' remix.

WWVD if he was featured in a loreal ad?

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He would rub his bare scalp sensually for the video and when people laughed he would turn them all bald and kill off anyone who looked better than him bald.

WWVD if he got Britney Spears pregnant?

Kaitlin KIll both her and the child to prevent a scandal, and so he wouldn't be hounded by the papparazzi. Then he'd kill the papparazzi for good measure.

WWVD if he met santa claus?

message 46: by Lauren (last edited Aug 20, 2012 01:59AM) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Lauren Kill him and all his elf friends.

WWVD if you gave him a lollipop?

Nadja If I gave him a lollipop, he would probably kill me, 'cause that's what Voldemort does.

WWVD if you gave him a Barbie doll?

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Jeni Make it into a Horcrux. Just in case.

WWVD if he found out his father really loved his mother?

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em He would kill his mom for making him not able to ever meet his dad or know the truth . . . if she was alive.

WWVD if he was given a can of spray paint.

message 50: by Luna (last edited Aug 20, 2012 04:41PM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Luna he'd graffiti 'AVADA KEDAVRA' on every wall he could find. then when wizards and witches read it aloud, green jets of light would shoot from their wands and hit random bystanders. a quick and easy way to kill people, which he'd been looking for for quite a while.

WWVD if mary poppins defeated him?

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