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message 1: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
My favorite game rejoins goodreads.

Here's a new forum game.

The person posting above you will post something they wish for, then you post that it's granted but somehow make it undesirable.

Example:
I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but it's all in pennies.

After you've corrupted the previous person's wish, post your own.

I wish I had a new car.


message 2: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
Lolz, then you post a new wish for someone else to corrupt.


message 3: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
Nice, but we still need someone to post a new wish.


message 4: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, but you end up simply unable to do them. (As opposed to it being complicated but reaching the same result; keyword: try.)

I wish I would not procrastinate so much on homework.


message 5: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
Granted,butyou overwork and die of exhaustion


message 6: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
i wish that i could fly


message 7: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, you are like Icarus--you fly too high up, your wings melt, and you plummet to your death in the ocean.

I wish I had all the knowledge in the world.


message 8: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, instead, there are such sweltering winds that everything shrivels up and dies.

I wish I had a pet.


message 9: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, but they get everyone else's food and shelter, successfully flipping the social classes.

I wish the sun was emerald colored.


message 10: by Joon (new)

Joon (JoonChang) | 409 comments Mod
Granted, but then the whole world will turn to an emerald like color and everything will be hard to see.

I wish fighting would stop all around the world.


message 11: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, so fighting starts among the aliens. Said aliens decide to invade earth---> KABOOM!

I wish people wouldn't need to worry.


message 12: by Joon (new)

Joon (JoonChang) | 409 comments Mod
Granted, but then people will be too carefree and then they will get careless.

I wish global warming would stop.


message 13: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, but then global cooling begins.

(Lame, but I couldn't help it. XD)

I wish there were no parasites.


message 14: by Joon (new)

Joon (JoonChang) | 409 comments Mod
Granted, but then other animals that eat parasites would die.

I wish I could go to a very good college.


message 15: by Kevin (new)

Kevin (fimbulvetr) | 40 comments Granted, but your family goes broke trying to pay tuition and you break down from overcompetition.

I wish I had a coconut tree.


message 16: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, but when you eat one of the coconuts, you die from some tropical disease.

I wish we didn't have so many Accel Sci assignments.


message 17: by Joon (new)

Joon (JoonChang) | 409 comments Mod
Granted, but then you won't get prepared for college.

I wish I was a better cellist than somebody.


message 18: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, but than someone else becomes ten times better than you.

I wish I had more money.


message 19: by Joon (new)

Joon (JoonChang) | 409 comments Mod
Granted, but then you will get greedy and then you will want even more.

I wish I could live in Korea for awhile. (Not exactly true)


message 20: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, but you end up stuck in Korea.

I wish I had a pet rock. (Who doesn't?)


message 21: by Joon (new)

Joon (JoonChang) | 409 comments Mod
Granted, but it will start to annoy you because it just sits there.

I wish I could help the charity.


message 22: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
Granted but the charity turns out to be part of a Ponzi scheme and goes bankrupt the next day. (Curse you Madoff)

I wish I could speak Chinese fluently


message 23: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, but you forget English/American (because most Americans speak a caricature of English)...and still live in America.

I wish that I knew more about math.


message 24: by Kevin (new)

Kevin (fimbulvetr) | 40 comments Granted, but you go through agonizing math tutoring to do so.

I wish I could cook.


message 25: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
Granted, but you accidentally burn your house down one day trying to prepare a dish.

I wish all my wishes were flawless.


message 26: by Frances (last edited Jan 25, 2009 05:21PM) (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, but...umm...

but that defies the point of the game and so you're struck by lightning.

I wish I was better at writing.


message 27: by Kevin (new)

Kevin (fimbulvetr) | 40 comments I think that's cheating, Frances. I'd say: granted, but your perception of "flawless" changes as you get older, and you end up miserable.

Granted, but you get better than you currently are, so grade crazy IBers assault you in a dark alley. Or the parking lot.


message 28: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Struck by lightning > misery. Oww...my fate sounds wonderful. I choose the parking lot. Then it might end up on youtube. ^_______^

Sorry to nag, but have you finished reviewing that short story yet?

(Ooo have I made you pull out your hair in frustration yet?)

Anyways, you're supposed to make a wish now.


message 29: by Kevin (new)

Kevin (fimbulvetr) | 40 comments Oh, oops! But I don't want much...I wish I were mroe greedy! Nah, how about I wish I didn't get killed in weight training?


message 30: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, you just get killed in some other training.

I wish I were more greedy! XD


message 31: by P (new)

P (preethib) | 97 comments granted...but your greed causes you to fall in to a deep dark wishing well because you're trying to get to the coins at the bottom.

I wish I could breathe underwater.


message 32: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
Granted,butasharkeatsyou.

IwishIcouldspeakJapanese.


message 33: by P (new)

P (preethib) | 97 comments granted...but you can ONLY speak Japanese. no one else can understand you.
I wish I could travel the world


message 34: by Shruti (new)

Shruti | 52 comments granted but your plane crashes in the middle of nowher

i wish i would get a 100 on the math test tomorrow


message 35: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, but you fail the next five other tests.

I wish I could slow down time.


message 36: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
Granted, but you end up slowing it down so much, you turn back time and die of young age.

I wish I could cast fireballs.


message 37: by P (new)

P (preethib) | 97 comments granted...but you're stuck because time is moving so slowly
I wish I was in high school


message 38: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
Granted, but you're stuck in high school for the rest of your life.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.


message 39: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) An alternative: Granted, but Bray and Bratteng decide to gang up on you and you die of homework overkill.


message 40: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
Heh, are they hard?


message 41: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Bray and Bratteng are the two most amazing freshman teachers, aside from Pritchard, but they teach WAS and Accel Sci. So...yeah. XD


Granted, but you end up killing yourself once realizing how stupid everyone else is.


I wish I was more athletic.


message 42: by Victor, King's Blade (new)

Victor (damoclesword) | 604 comments Mod
Granted, but a mob of * insert sport here * atheletes get jealous and stuff you into a trash can somewhere remote.

I wish that I had a Pandora's Box.



message 43: by [deleted user] (new)

Granted, but you end up looking like a female Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I wish I got A pluses in IB and had four extra blocks.


message 44: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, but you open it, and rather than infesting the world, the vices decide to attack you.

I wish I could finish more of my writing.


message 45: by [deleted user] (new)

PS, victor, this is the cruelest game invented. Killing people because they wish they had something isn't exactly my sole cause for fun. Still, this is amusing.


message 46: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Lovely image. >.<

Granted, but you end up expelled b/c there ain't no such thing as 4 extra blocks, meaning you're skipping half your classes.

I wish...I wish I could reach the proverbial end of the rainbow.


message 47: by P (new)

P (preethib) | 97 comments granted but the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow kills you because now you know his secret.

I wish I had more time to do things.


message 48: by Frances (new)

Frances (parentheticalnote) Granted, but this time is taken out of your sleeping time, and so sleep deprivation kills you.

I wish the end results of these wishes wouldn't end in death. (not really, they're amusing)


message 49: by Kevin (new)

Kevin (fimbulvetr) | 40 comments Granted, they end in neverending torture! AHAHAHAAHA! That, or me singing.


message 50: by Joon (new)

Joon (JoonChang) | 409 comments Mod
Granted, but neverending torture will have to stop, even if it neverending.


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