PETA strikes again

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

"Sea kittens" is the new term being used by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, for the creatures they believe are in dire need of an image makeover: fish.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/st...

This new stunt by PETA is so completely absurd I can't even form sentences about it. Bloody goddamn morons.

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

they must, Bun. They live in a special PETA bubble, kind of like The Truman Show. Have you gone to their website and read the "Sea Kitten Stories"? I'm telling you, it's beyond horrific.

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

lol... right o, govner. Maybe you should go to the GoodNews website:

http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/

[Jackie "the Librarian", Cool Star Trek Nerd]

Those are some big kitties! Here's a halibut, for example:



Oh, it's sooooo cute!

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

BWAH HA HA HA!!!! oh yes, adorable. I can't wait to snuggle it when I go to bed tonight.

[trivialchemy]

I got about a pound and a half of deliciously dead sea kitten flesh in my freezer right now. Wild Alaskan sea kitten, no less.

I wonder how many adorable puppy dogs PETA could have saved from euthanasia with a tenth of what it cost to develop this campaign.

[Rusty]

I have also initiated a new campaign. I'm going to club a baby seal every time I have to hear the word "sea kitten".

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

they could have built a puppy condo that stretched for miles.

or else given homes to all the horses that were orphaned during the hurricanes.

[trivialchemy]

Or built a perimeter fence between Rusty and baby seals.

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

PETA is going to start researching into genetic alterations to make all creatures vegetarian. Until the Fruitarians take over.

[Cyril]

My wife is a committee member in a local Indian-American organization - it's open to anyone interested in Indian culture. She has been trying to arrange a pot-luck for our next get-together. This email was received by everyone in the association:

WHY ARE YOU EATING DEAD STINKING CORPSES OF CHICKENS???

ARE YOU NOT INDIANS, BORN MEMBERS OF ETERNAL SANATAN DHARMA WHICH IS THE GREATEST SPIRITUAL VEGETARIAN CULTURE THAT HISTORY HAS EVER KNOWN???

HOW ABOUT DEMONSTRATING THE AHIMSA AND PRINCIPLES OF KINDNESS AND COMPASSION AS EMBODIED BY YOUR OWN SAINTS AND SAGES AND GREAT SANSKRIT SCRIPTURES???

INSTEAD OF EMULATING THE MLECCHA MEAT-EATING DEMONS WHO UNCONSCIOUSLY YET HAPPILY DESTROY THIS PLANET AS WELL AS THEIR OWN HEALTH AND THE HEALTH OF THEIR OWN CHILDREN BY MAKING THEIR STOMACHS THE GRAVEYARD OF POISONOUS TORTURED BEASTS???

My wife grew up in India and does not know what this guy (who is not Indian) is talking about. I convinced her to just ignore the message and block his email.

[trivialchemy]

Oh my.

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

so many lunatics, so little time.

Cyril, please give your wife my sympathies. And I think your reaction is the smart move.

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

those are my favorite people... the ones who want to promote peace through violent attacks. smart like a chicken.

[Servius Heiner]

violence isn't that fastest way to peace?

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

only if you kill everyone else and are left alone. Then you'll have a lot of peace.

[Servius Heiner]

and that plan is flawed because...

[Cyril]

It's flawed if you happen to be "everyone else."

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

ha ha ha ha ha... then you have the ultimate peace.

[Félix]

Peace be with you my friends.

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

ohh... now there's a back handed insult. : )

[Félix]

*heehee*