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message 1: by Stephanie (last edited Feb 25, 2009 02:21AM) (new)

Stephanie 10. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 278 I groaned and opened my eyes. The skies were dull gray — it was daytime, but no clue as to when. Maybe close to sunset — it was pretty dark. “About time,” Blondie mumbled from not too far away. “The chainsaw impersonation was getting a little tired.”

9. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 186 “We’re going to let Jacob and Bella speak privately,” Edward said. […:] “Over my pile of ashes,” Rosalie hissed at him.

8. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 178 “So take the blonde out first. Your kind can be put back together, right? Turn her into jigsaw and take care of Bella.”

7. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 247 “You’re scared of Leah, but you’re best buds with the psychopathic blonde?” There was a low hiss from the second floor. Cool, she’d heard me.

6. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 295 “Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain?” I asked, and then continued on the same breath, “a golden retriever.” “I’ve heard that one, too,” she said, no longer smiling. “I’ll keep trying,” I promised […:].

5. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 294 “Enjoy, mongrel.” It had once probably been a big mixing bowl, but she’d bent the bowl back in on itself until it was shaped almost exactly like a dog dish. I had to be impressed with her quick craftsmanship. And her attention to detail. She’d scratched the word Fido into the side. Excellent handwriting.

4. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 294 “Rosalie, why don’t you get Jacob something from the kitchen?” Alice said. […:] Rosalie stared at the place Alice’s voice had come from in disbelief. “Thanks, anyways, Alice, but I don’t think I’d want to eat something Blondie’s spit in. I’d bet my system wouldn’t take too kindly to venom.” “Rosalie would never embarrass Esme by displaying such a lack of hospitality.” “Of course not,” Blondie said in a sugar-sweet voice that I immediately distrusted. She got up and breezed out of the room. Edward sighed. “You’d tell me if she poisoned it, right?” I asked.

3. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 271 “You know how to drown a blonde, Rosalie?” I asked without stopping or turning to look at her. “Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.” […:] “I’ve already heard that one,” Rosalie called after me.

2. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 324 “Have you heard this one, Psycho? How do a blonde’s brain cells die?” She didn’t say anything. “Well?” I asked. “Do you know the punch line or not?” She looked pointedly at the TV and ignored me. “Has she heard it?” I asked Edward. There was no humor in his tense face — he didn’t move his eyes from Bella. But he said, “No.” “Awesome. So you’ll enjoy this, bloodsucker — a blonde’s brain cells die alone.” Rosalie still didn’t look at me. “I have killed a hundred times more often than you have, you disgusting beast. Remember that.”

1. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 304 Silently, I lifted my doggy bowl off the floor. Then, with a quick, powerful flip of my wrist, I threw it into the back of Blondie’s head so hard that — with an earsplitting bang – it smashed flat before it ricocheted across the room and snapped the round top piece off the thick newel post at the foot of the stairs. […:] “Dumb blonde,” I muttered. Rosalie turned her head slowly, and her eyes were blazing. “You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.”

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message 3: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie All of these make me LOL!!!

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I KNOW, right?

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i love the line "You.Got.Food.In.My.Hair."

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message 7: by Lexi (new)

Lexi (theonecalledwhatsername) lol same that was 1 of my fav parts in breaking dawn!

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message 9: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie I love #5

message 10: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie ha i like number 4 i can so see rosalie doing that!!!!!!!!! ha ha

message 11: by Ace (new)

Ace (acecombat94) | 985 comments LOL love them haha! there are alot of ali's/ally's/allie's here lol

message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

haha. im the only sara i think

message 13: by Caz (new)

Caz (cazk) Haha, I love those!

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Caz (cazk) Haha, brilliant!

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what do u love and whats brilliant??

message 16: by Caz (new)

Caz (cazk) I love those quotes. They're brilliant!

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ooo i understand!!

message 18: by Caz (new)

Caz (cazk) Haha, thanks for understanding!

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lol no problem!

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Ali wrote: "LOL love them haha! there are alot of ali's/ally's/allie's here lol"

I know, right?
Just remember me as A.C.W.S.W=Ally Cullen Way Stump Wentz!!!!

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Ace (acecombat94) | 985 comments lol Will do ;p

its kinda funni becos ive never seen so many ali's/ally's/allie's b4 lol this must be an ali group haha... not reali but go us! lol

love the quotes by the way!! thery funni!! ;p

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Number one is my all time favorite, lol... "You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair."

message 23: by Ace (new)

Ace (acecombat94) | 985 comments HAHA love all of their quotes!! lol they are always funni togeether lol :P

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