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"you.got.food.in.my.hair."
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Rose and Jacob bits helped make it a little less deppresing about Bella and made sure you had a bit of a laugh on the way!
9. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 186 “We’re going to let Jacob and Bella speak privately,” Edward said. […:] “Over my pile of ashes,” Rosalie hissed at him.
8. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 178 “So take the blonde out first. Your kind can be put back together, right? Turn her into jigsaw and take care of Bella.”
7. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 247 “You’re scared of Leah, but you’re best buds with the psychopathic blonde?” There was a low hiss from the second floor. Cool, she’d heard me.
6. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 295 “Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain?” I asked, and then continued on the same breath, “a golden retriever.” “I’ve heard that one, too,” she said, no longer smiling. “I’ll keep trying,” I promised […:].
5. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 294 “Enjoy, mongrel.” It had once probably been a big mixing bowl, but she’d bent the bowl back in on itself until it was shaped almost exactly like a dog dish. I had to be impressed with her quick craftsmanship. And her attention to detail. She’d scratched the word Fido into the side. Excellent handwriting.
4. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 294 “Rosalie, why don’t you get Jacob something from the kitchen?” Alice said. […:] Rosalie stared at the place Alice’s voice had come from in disbelief. “Thanks, anyways, Alice, but I don’t think I’d want to eat something Blondie’s spit in. I’d bet my system wouldn’t take too kindly to venom.” “Rosalie would never embarrass Esme by displaying such a lack of hospitality.” “Of course not,” Blondie said in a sugar-sweet voice that I immediately distrusted. She got up and breezed out of the room. Edward sighed. “You’d tell me if she poisoned it, right?” I asked.
3. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 271 “You know how to drown a blonde, Rosalie?” I asked without stopping or turning to look at her. “Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.” […:] “I’ve already heard that one,” Rosalie called after me.
2. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 324 “Have you heard this one, Psycho? How do a blonde’s brain cells die?” She didn’t say anything. “Well?” I asked. “Do you know the punch line or not?” She looked pointedly at the TV and ignored me. “Has she heard it?” I asked Edward. There was no humor in his tense face — he didn’t move his eyes from Bella. But he said, “No.” “Awesome. So you’ll enjoy this, bloodsucker — a blonde’s brain cells die alone.” Rosalie still didn’t look at me. “I have killed a hundred times more often than you have, you disgusting beast. Remember that.”
1. “Breaking Dawn” - Page 304 Silently, I lifted my doggy bowl off the floor. Then, with a quick, powerful flip of my wrist, I threw it into the back of Blondie’s head so hard that — with an earsplitting bang – it smashed flat before it ricocheted across the room and snapped the round top piece off the thick newel post at the foot of the stairs. […:] “Dumb blonde,” I muttered. Rosalie turned her head slowly, and her eyes were blazing. “You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.”