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I hate how I am sexist.
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Jan 11, 2009 01:58PM
I am going to go play chess with my friend Michael right now. I am grappling with letting him win. His self-esteem is kind of low and I don't want him to lose to a girl! He thinks that I think he's stupid, anyway (it's true that he's not as smart as most of the guys I know).
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He started talking smack, so I beat him on the first game. He was stunned and also a little shaken. He beat me the next two, though. He accused me of letting him win, but I really didn't. I'll never let anyone win who starts talking shit. And I let him have it when he acted upset that a girl beat him.
I guess I'm not sexist, after all.
I guess I'm not sexist, after all.
Plus, Nick, maybe I'm a coddler, but I was feeling nervous about it because I've recently hurt this guy's feelings. He's sort of fragile. As soon as he started smack-talking, though, I just wanted to cream him.
Really, Bunny? Because can't you feel badly if you do something or treat someone in a way that hurts his or her feelings? Everyone keeps telling me to not feel bad about this guy, but I do! I feel responsible for hurting his feelings! But then I think, no, he made his own decisions. Hmm...at least he beat me fair and square after I beat him. He seemed really happy, which felt nice.

Because everybody needs to be like you, right Nick? Except for if every guy was like you, the human population would die out. Maybe you don't have a paternal instinct, but I DO have a maternal instinct and it transfers over to other people because I have no offspring. It's just biology! Get off my back!!
Yes, you're right. I just like to take on guilt and also feel like a bad person. I'll stop that, now.
Yeah, the thing is, I like for people to never get hurt or offended by me because then they think LESS of me, which is hard to take. I like for them to just associate me with pleasure. ;)
Okay, Nick, he's not that sensitive. Geesh. He just got his feelings hurt a little. That's allowed for men, right?! You want to castrate him for FEELING? You're a cuckoo.
I told you that I hug my friends. Yes, he hugs. He didn't try to poke my eyes out, even.

A good poke in the eye after a hug adds just the right effect.
And what of your wife, Nick? Does she get hugs? Or do you only poke her?

I just have to point out the holes in your logic. You act like hugging is horrible, but you do it. You hug your dog and your wife. But anyone else who hugs is weak!
((((((((((Nick)))))))))) That was a SuperSqueeze™ .
((((((((((Nick)))))))))) That was a SuperSqueeze™ .

It's my way of being evil. We can't all express it in the same way.
I'm noting a few things here Montambo...
1. I believe (correct me if I'm wrong) that the reason why Nick is offering the 'gift of castration' is because he's raising the fair point that Michael's already presented himself as a eunuch by being such a sad-ass, whimpering, milktoast.
2. You're letting him win because he's a guy? WOW. There's some pretty strong evidence for that since I don't believe you've beaten me yet on the board and that does lend credence to your "I don't want him to lose to a girl!'argument!
3. However, considering your past record of chess victories against yours truly Sarah?....
I'd say he's in pretty safe hands. Let him have it!!
1. I believe (correct me if I'm wrong) that the reason why Nick is offering the 'gift of castration' is because he's raising the fair point that Michael's already presented himself as a eunuch by being such a sad-ass, whimpering, milktoast.
2. You're letting him win because he's a guy? WOW. There's some pretty strong evidence for that since I don't believe you've beaten me yet on the board and that does lend credence to your "I don't want him to lose to a girl!'argument!
3. However, considering your past record of chess victories against yours truly Sarah?....
I'd say he's in pretty safe hands. Let him have it!!
1. Hey Steve, Mr. Tough Talker: as if you're NOT sensitive in the ways of love? BULLSHIT!
2. I meant "a guy who I hurt last week because I don't love him that way."
3. I let you win because I'm a girl. ;)
2. I meant "a guy who I hurt last week because I don't love him that way."
3. I let you win because I'm a girl. ;)

Disclaimer* I know by stating the following I am opening myself up to assault from Donna, But I believe it so...
My point is not only is he a sad ass, but he is a sad ass because he has no male traits (from my limited knowledge of him that is) wail at the same time being endowed with a fleshy patch of skin that is suppose to contain testicals.
Some would argue that utilizing “male” traits is nothing more then social programming. I disagree of course; I think men and women think and act differently. I have seen this time and time again in the world around me.
Take 6 women and 6 men, present them with the same problem and you are sure to get 12 different solutions. But there will be similarities between 6 pending on the perspective of the observer. I have noticed this every time I have witnessed a group problem in many different countries.
There are certain traits that men have that are universal, and there are traits that are universal to woman. Sure there is some social indoctrination on preferences but the core traits remain universal.
There is a movement in this country that is trying to wash away “male” traits. Your friend there is the result. What I find humorous about it, is how hard you push for the change, and then fret about the results. Sure if you shave a dog it is still a dog, but who wants to snuggle with it?
But Nick what does this have to do with the chess game? Montambo, his sad state was altering your sportsmanship. You knew he was a pansy and that was affecting your game play. This is probably why you lost the first set.
Additionally from all of our conversations (both public and private) you seem to surround your self with these flimsy characters and then complain about it. I’m sure Michele is a fine person, but he is also a by-product of Fem-Nazi indoctrination. He is in need of a good dose of football and pole dancers.
*After thought: I am now wondering if mumbles has been fem-inated.
but he is a sad ass because he has no male traits
He is VERY manly!!! You have no idea what you're talking about. He's a steel worker! He has arms like cannons! He watches sports! He smells like soap! So shut up!
You knew he was a pansy and that was affecting your game play. This is probably why you lost the first set.
Actually, I won the first game.
He is VERY manly!!! You have no idea what you're talking about. He's a steel worker! He has arms like cannons! He watches sports! He smells like soap! So shut up!
You knew he was a pansy and that was affecting your game play. This is probably why you lost the first set.
Actually, I won the first game.

"*After thought: I am now wondering if mumbles has been fem-inated."
Nick: F*ck no, Man!! I hate women to the max! If anything, that's one of the main reasons why I work out at the gym on a regular basis, listen to incredible amounts of disco, polish my cooking skills and hey....what're you doin' later?
Nick: F*ck no, Man!! I hate women to the max! If anything, that's one of the main reasons why I work out at the gym on a regular basis, listen to incredible amounts of disco, polish my cooking skills and hey....what're you doin' later?

Eh, so um... how about them Bears? Manning played pretty shitty yesterday huh... eww look at the rack on that one!
This would be a good time for Nick to buy Steve that drink he owes him.
USPS with delivery confirmation. It's in your inbox.

Nick: F*ck no, Man!! I hate women to the max! If anything, that's one of the main reasons why I work out at the gym on a regu..."
OOOOO!!OOO!! ME PICK ME! I'M FREE! I'M FREE!
PS Marty and I went to a really good greek place yesterday. A bottle of wine is only 25 (which is cheap for most restaurants here).
Did you just mention your wife so that we would know you aren't actually gay despite your Steve flirting?! Hahahah!

She knows nothing about our man love. She's there so's i can make the babies.

Deal.
I actually don't let my students beat me, either. If they beat me (2 this year, so far), it's the real thing.
I actually don't let my students beat me, either. If they beat me (2 this year, so far), it's the real thing.
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