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message 1: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I hate myself for volunteering to do more athletic activities this year.
I hate the ice skating rink for being so lazy and not busting out the zambonie more than once in a 3 hour session.
I hate stupid skate boots that hurt my ankles.
I hate that I can hardly move my upper body because I spent 3 hours flailing my arms around on Friday night. And I fell down and hit my head on the ice. And it was cold. And there were a bunch of asshole teenagers there.


Ice skating is is dumb and painful.
Somebody buy me a bourbon to soothe me.


message 2: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Is there another kind of teenager?


message 3: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments See Tom, you beat me to the punch - this is why I threw you under the bus.


Servius  Heiner I think Ice skating requires something aged for 12 years Amanda... particularly if you are asking for hand outs, ask for good hand outs.


message 5: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Mmmmmmm... Delicious.
Thanks, friends!

Next time I'll drink the booze before I go skating, and then I won't care if I fall down. Seriously, I can't look to the left because my neck hurts if I turn my head.


message 6: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments It's about time you stopped looking to the left.


message 7: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I'll just make right-circles from now on.


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

I'm not an ambiturner!


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