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message 1: by Justin (new)

Justin (justinbienvenue) | 2849 comments Hey everyone, I'm bored so I thought I'd write a few Horror Haiku's to share with everyone. I didn't know where to put it so moderators feel free to put it where you think, maybe make it into a game I don't care! lol. anyways enjoy! *Haiku is a japanese poem consisting of a 5-7-5 syllable format.

Blood Shower

It just won't come off
The blood is all over me
I'm covered in blood

Sharp Tips

Fangs from a Werewolf
Sickles, forks, axes and knives
Razorblades that love to pierce

Good Ole' Jackie

Out for a nightkill
This was his tea and crumpets
Oh those poor women..

Behind the Shadows

What lurks behind dark
Is anything but a guess
Forward, don't look back


message 2: by Tressa (new)

Tressa  (moanalisa) | 19935 comments At camp Crystal lake,
Teens get murdered one by one...
Too stupid to live.

Justin, I'm moving this to Games.


message 3: by Justin (new)

Justin (justinbienvenue) | 2849 comments Touch of Death

That cold bony touch
Everything gets all hazy
Now your in the ground

The Shadow Men

Hoods, but no faces
No image that defies them
This is their true form

Don't Get Sick

Don't breath in the air
There's an illness all around
Too late, you threw up


message 4: by Stephen (new)

Stephen (stephencouch) Scraping on car door
Is it simply a tree branch?
Oh no! A hook hand!


message 5: by Ian (new)

Ian McClellan | 540 comments Stephen that was classic

Slasher Films

The plot may be thin
Many crew members are seen
But, hey- hot nude chicks


message 6: by Justin (new)

Justin (justinbienvenue) | 2849 comments Ian continuing off your slasher film..

The victims run fast
While the killer always walks
And still catches up


message 7: by Ian (new)

Ian McClellan | 540 comments Hollywood Horror

Cheap thrills bad writing
Demon in mirror AGAIN
Evil peek-a-boo?


message 8: by Justin (new)

Justin (justinbienvenue) | 2849 comments Little "Red" Riding Hood

Little Red is Dead
Never made it to Grandma's
The wolf won this time


message 9: by Ian (new)

Ian McClellan | 540 comments Zombies

I miss my grandma
She meant so much to me
She just ate my arm


message 10: by Justin W. (new)

Justin W. Price (authorjustinwprice) I am the managing editor at efiction horror magazine. It might be fun to have some horror Haiku... submit them and let's take a look: www.efictionmag.com/horror


message 11: by Sumiko (new)

Sumiko Saulson (sumiko_saulson) Ian wrote: "Zombies" lol that was my favorite. Here's a companion piece for it:

Since I have been dead
I have hungered for your brains
Words escape me arrgghhhh


message 12: by Ian (new)

Ian McClellan | 540 comments Glad you liked it Sumiko. Love the first person zombie. I think I'll try one.

Have to get ready
Having old friends for dinner
They'll be the main course


message 13: by Sumiko (new)

Sumiko Saulson (sumiko_saulson) Oooh.... nice! Okay, I'll try a zombie romance:

The look in your eyes
Your deeply passionate lips
Eaten by maggots


message 14: by Ian (new)

Ian McClellan | 540 comments Even if you were dead
I would still love you dearly
Unless you eat me


message 15: by Justin W. (new)

Justin W. Price (authorjustinwprice) @Ian, that's great!


message 16: by Sumiko (new)

Sumiko Saulson (sumiko_saulson) No brains makes angry
Humans all dead now hungry
Cat brain snack yummy


message 17: by Sumiko (new)

Sumiko Saulson (sumiko_saulson) Empty street man alone
Bottle rocket launcher raised
I lurch by slowly

(Ian... I love it! thanks for starting this fun thread)


message 18: by Allana (new)

Allana (allanavee) | 10 comments Zombies:

Someone bit me
I want to eat
Your brain was tasty


Werewolves:

Full moon shines bright
fearful creatures scatter quickly
slow means scattered body


message 19: by Sumiko (new)

Sumiko Saulson (sumiko_saulson) Nice!


message 20: by Justin (new)

Justin (justinbienvenue) | 2849 comments Glad to see my thread is taking off here! :D

The Shining

All work and no play
Shelly Duvall get away!
Makes Jack a dull boy


Grave Robbers

The dug up the dirt
And then they took the body
Now an empty grave

Maniac

He just kills for fun
His knife is covered in blood
Wow! What a sicko


message 21: by Sumiko (new)

Sumiko Saulson (sumiko_saulson) Carrie

Bloody teenagers' prank
The filthy unclean pig's blood
Clearly unkosher

Dune Messiah

Paul Maudib's Eyeballs
Blowing up nuclear fright
Sci-fi terrifies me

Dracula

Wolf howling foggy
Making beautiful music now
Draining my blood dry


message 22: by Allana (new)

Allana (allanavee) | 10 comments Salum's Lot:

Boy sleeps peacefully
Who's that tapping at the window?
Please keep him out.

The Midwich Cuckoos:

We all fell asleep.
Now I have a son with blond hair.
He reads my mind.


message 23: by Catherine (new)

Catherine | 6 comments No body’s perfect
Certainly not mine – not now
Rot long past skin deep


Gristly old man bones
Unappetising dinner
Got stuck in my teeth


message 24: by Ian (new)

Ian McClellan | 540 comments Thanks for the love y'all and thanks to Justin who started this thread before I was a goodreads member. I like Haiku because I'm bad at rhyming but good with numbers.

Little Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

Seventies hipsters
Make a movie with zombies
Life imitates art

Btw they're remaking that flick and I'm stoked. One of the most under-appreciated horror movies ever.


message 25: by E.J. (new)

E.J. (ejschoenborn) | 61 comments Don't know what I saw
It happened to me so fast
Now I join the dead.


message 26: by Catherine (new)

Catherine | 6 comments IT

Arm pulled down drain hole
Blood, balloons, clown face monster
You float, we all float...


message 27: by Ian (new)

Ian McClellan | 540 comments Here's one for the Walking Dead fans

Guy with a crossbow
If you're a menthol smoker
He'll call you a douche


message 28: by glenda (new)

glenda (ayngelwing) | 1051 comments Ian wrote: "Here's one for the Walking Dead fans

Guy with a crossbow
If you're a menthol smoker
He'll call you a douche"


Perfect! I love it!


message 29: by Justin (new)

Justin (justinbienvenue) | 2849 comments Deranged

He sits there silent
With a crazed look on his face
Completely deranged

Horror Film

Here comes the killer
As the creepy music plays
Soft from the background


message 30: by Misty (new)

Misty  (linkypie) Luther Kite

Long silken black hair
Lemon Heads staining his breath
Welcome to the South.


message 31: by Misty (new)

Misty  (linkypie) Catherine wrote: "IT

Arm pulled down drain hole
Blood, balloons, clown face monster
You float, we all float..."


I may write this one down and put it in my fridge, very clever :)


message 32: by Squire (last edited Nov 19, 2013 12:42AM) (new)

Squire (srboone) | 814 comments The Shining

Haunted halls speak truth
Guardians stalk the young one
REDRUM! UNMASK!! BOOM!!!


message 33: by BK (new)

BK Blue (paradoxically) | 33 comments tendrils grab ankles
something softly slithers up
knees weaken in fear


message 34: by Justin (new)

Justin (justinbienvenue) | 2849 comments Chow Time

He's eating my arm
Oh my god it's over now
I can feel the death

The Stench

The smell is foul
I cry, falling to my knees
It has consumed me

Morbid

The gloom and gruesome
Creepy people in the night
Some ready to kill


message 35: by Taya27 (new)

Taya27 | 0 comments The Price

Satan's haunting me
Exorcism saves my booty
Everyone else dies


(yeah, I watched 'The Unborn' yesterday)


message 36: by Shadow Girl (last edited Jan 09, 2017 06:38AM) (new)

Shadow Girl (shadow_girl) | 20 comments This is one of my attempts at "HAIKU REVIEWS" :)
(For Becoming... by Jacob Rayne)

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message 37: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6543 comments Foggy road ahead
Fuel gauge nearing empty
Horror flick cliche


message 38: by Marie (new)

Marie | 3646 comments Blood running everywhere
Maniac gazing at body
Run for your life!


message 39: by Graeme (new)

Graeme Rodaughan Darkness and shadows
I stumble, all must be lost
Footsteps run, watch out!


message 40: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6543 comments Vampires, ghouls and freaks
Dark lyrics and darker beat
Gothic dance party


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