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message 1: by Joey (new)

Joey Emery | 173 comments Mod
Cool Quotes


message 2: by Joey (new)

Joey Emery | 173 comments Mod
“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets” - Al McGuire


message 3: by Joey (new)

Joey Emery | 173 comments Mod
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey


message 4: by Joey (new)

Joey Emery | 173 comments Mod
“A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.’” - The Maugles


message 5: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (last edited Jun 03, 2012 01:17PM) (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
"How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’” - Unknown


message 6: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” - Will Rogers


message 7: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." - Unknown


message 8: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown


message 9: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.” - Unknown


message 10: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams


message 11: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss


message 12: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey


message 13: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein


message 14: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West


message 15: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Albert Einstein


message 16: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (last edited Jun 03, 2012 01:21PM) (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
― Mark Twain

Joey, this one reminded me of you and Brett! :)


message 17: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

*Don't be offended by this people, if you are religious*


message 18: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Robert Maynard Hutchins


message 19: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz


message 20: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.”
― Charles M. Schulz


message 21: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen


message 22: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Mark Twain


message 23: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
― Rita Mae Brown


message 24: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields


message 25: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin


message 26: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?”
― Marilyn Monroe


message 27: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Stephen Szasz


message 28: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”
― Douglas Adams


message 29: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain


message 30: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.”
― John Wayne


message 31: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein


message 32: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
I don't think I've added enough quotes...


message 33: by Nate (new)

Nate Don't tell me you're sorry, show me. I accept cash and all major credit cards. ~~ Nate Farren


message 34: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
Nate wrote: "Don't tell me you're sorry, show me. I accept cash and all major credit cards. ~~ Nate Farren"

Haha


message 35: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (last edited Nov 19, 2012 03:10PM) (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.” ― Alfred Tennyson


message 36: by Taylor, Finally Found You <3<3<3 (new)

Taylor | 261 comments Mod
"Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
"I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at-men syndrome"
— Nicholas Sparks (The Last Song)


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