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Where the fuck is Nick?
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Jan 05, 2009 01:12PM
I hate him.
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All right, moving on...Whatever happened to Tesse?
Dunno. Steve says it's because she's working on her Masters thesis or something and she had been spending too much time on here. I guess she's a clean cutter!
Plus, she hated Carlie. And that Jill girl who was online dating.
Nick will be back, though. I have stuff to tell him.
Plus, she hated Carlie. And that Jill girl who was online dating.
Nick will be back, though. I have stuff to tell him.

maybe he had to go on a secret mission for the CIA. i bet he is protecting innocent people with shirt buttons somewhere in the dangerous parts of the world.


It has been a pretty shitty 3 weeks though.
Why?
I missed your fake reason. Probably a good thing.
I missed your fake reason. Probably a good thing.
It's because you're a bad person, remember?
Where were you?
Where were you?


So Montambo, What do you need to tell me? Is it that one subject or "that" subject. I saw the picture so don't lie ;)

Edit: never mind. Don't answer that!
What is Defcon?
What is Defcon?
So Nick, you're the first to return...how was your foray into the lucrative world of amateur internet pornography?
Yes!
By the way, I mentioned in another thread that I had a snail statue (sans partner) on my table in my bedroom. Marie gave me a snail ornament for Christmas, though, and I set it next to the other one. Now they are in love. Sorry, Seth.
By the way, I mentioned in another thread that I had a snail statue (sans partner) on my table in my bedroom. Marie gave me a snail ornament for Christmas, though, and I set it next to the other one. Now they are in love. Sorry, Seth.

"Like a baby's bottom"
Or smooth like the introduction of the criminally underrage into a discussion on internet pornography!
I'm shocked (that you beat me to it! Damn you Charissa!)
Or smooth like the introduction of the criminally underrage into a discussion on internet pornography!
I'm shocked (that you beat me to it! Damn you Charissa!)
Yes, the "why" please, Nick.

Ok, rewind back a few weeks… an in-law wanted to come up to Alaska for the holidays. Not my idea of a good time so I said no. My wife boohooed and did her wife thing until I agreed. For the record I agreed to have (one) in-law over for the holidays, my sister in-law. Well, throw that idea out the fucking window, the whole lot of them showed up. Mother, father, brother, brother, sister, (3) nieces 1 nephew. Just so were crystal fucking clear that is (4) kids under the age of 12 in MY house, for thirteen days }:-l national Lampoons Christmas vacation doesn’t even begin to demonstrate the bullshit I was subjected to.
My Father in-law insisted on sitting in my stressless recliner . My Chair! My wife doesn’t even sit in my chair. It’s mine, that’s why it is referred to as my chair. Then he felt compelled to point out things that were in disrepair around the house. And then remind me about it the following day as if I might have forgotten. Criticized my “fiddling” with my trebuchets. Pretty much ensuring an early demise.
Mother in-law: Criticized my wife’s cooking, every meal. Told her she was a bad wife for not feeding me better, as proof she sited that I have lost 60lb. since we married. (due to injuries not her great cooking) tried to pull a guilt trip about us not having more space to accommodate all the fucking brats, eh hey menopause we told Karen she could come up, the rest of you just arrived un-announced, who is being rude?
Brother in-law 1&2 Sat on my couch drank all my good beer, and Jamison 1780. Left beer bottles and cans everywhere they went.
Sister in-law was well mannered and apologetic of everyone else…
(2) Nieces: terrorized my dog to no end, chased her around pulled on her floppy ears, screaming that little girl scream that shatters glass. I (and Dinah) had hoped they would get tiered of this after a few days… they didn’t.
(1) Niece: real young, just cried and shit’s. Had to restrain my self… I wanted to bury it in a snow drift out side.
Nephew: A little rat bastard that kept going into man land, even after multiple warning from me. I told him several times I was going to spank him, but he went in none the less. The last time I caught him I got loud, he broke my shadow box, given to me by the guys I served with in Iraq… brother in-law runs up stairs and tried to yell at me… how dare I yell at his son? So I broke it down nice and simple. My house, my rules… either they can pack up their shit and leave, or I can hit him, or his son, which ever option he chose I would accommodate.
End holidays, wife crying in the living room, my dog forcing her 206lb. of girth under my bed (un-successfully) a pile of luggage laying in my front yard, and the in-laws acting like I just murdered 6 million Jews. I have had as much as I am willing to take.
… The day after I get a call from my friend. His furnace went off the reservation and his house burned down. So His wife is staying with us, and so will he when he gets home from work. Fuck the holidays and fuck everyone here that likes them.


"eh hey menopause": hahahaha!
the rest: sorry, man.
the rest: sorry, man.

Ooh, you just gave me an idea for a cheerful holiday poll! Can't wait until Valentines Day!


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