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Where the fuck is Nick?

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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

I hate him.


message 2: by Jackie "the Librarian" (last edited Jan 05, 2009 01:13PM) (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" You'll be really sorry you said that if he's dead, Sarah.





; )


The Crimson Fucker (Feanor01) Guahahahhah!!! Nice one Jackie!


i'm with tho, tambo here… where the fuck is Nick???



message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

Hahaha!


message 5: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell Let's face it. Nick is gone and never coming back. It happens. Does anyone remember Tesse? I say we get on with our lives. I say Steve should remove him as moderator. In fact remove him from the group. The memory of his presence here is obviously making everyone too sad.

All right, moving on...Whatever happened to Tesse?


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

Dunno. Steve says it's because she's working on her Masters thesis or something and she had been spending too much time on here. I guess she's a clean cutter!

Plus, she hated Carlie. And that Jill girl who was online dating.

Nick will be back, though. I have stuff to tell him.


message 7: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) i hope he doesn't have pneumonia again!!!

maybe he had to go on a secret mission for the CIA. i bet he is protecting innocent people with shirt buttons somewhere in the dangerous parts of the world.



message 8: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (RustyShackleford) | 2274 comments Nick said to pass on the message that Shelfari kicks ass. He said the hate is much more heartfelt there.


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

Hahaha!


message 10: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) we've been abandoned. ::sniffle:::


The Crimson Fucker (Feanor01) he online!!!!


The Crimson Fucker (Feanor01) p.s. my life is so sad


Servius  Heiner Prepare to hate me, I was just joking... really poor taste, I know, I have been contemplating removing the comment sense I posted it.


It has been a pretty shitty 3 weeks though.


Servius  Heiner Reall I feel really bad about that. sorry Donna


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

Why?

I missed your fake reason. Probably a good thing.


Servius  Heiner yes a good thing


I can't believe I used something so horrible as a shock stunt :(


message 17: by [deleted user] (new)

It's because you're a bad person, remember?

Where were you?


Servius  Heiner <>

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Servius  Heiner I must say; I am impressed you were able to construct a ICBT is such a short time... tell me where did you obtain your Sat-link?


Servius  Heiner eh, I knew making a joke in poor taste against my faithful companion would come back to bite me in the ass...



So Montambo, What do you need to tell me? Is it that one subject or "that" subject. I saw the picture so don't lie ;)


Servius  Heiner OH! And Fizzle, I couldn't Find Defcon in Fairbanks{:-/ So I dunno, I ment to go on-line and get it, but I had my hands full.


message 22: by [deleted user] (last edited Jan 08, 2009 09:34PM) (new)

Edit: never mind. Don't answer that!

What is Defcon?


message 23: by Not Bill (new)

Not Bill I'm cornfused


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

So Nick, you're the first to return...how was your foray into the lucrative world of amateur internet pornography?


Servius  Heiner graphic


Servius  Heiner exciting


Servius  Heiner and mentally scaring... I feel dirty.


message 28: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) :::hands him Pope Soap on a Rope::::


message 29: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) like a baby's bottom.


Servius  Heiner as smooth as snot on a door knob...


Servius  Heiner ewww... you have become way to attached to montambo's fetish.


message 32: by [deleted user] (new)

Yes!

By the way, I mentioned in another thread that I had a snail statue (sans partner) on my table in my bedroom. Marie gave me a snail ornament for Christmas, though, and I set it next to the other one. Now they are in love. Sorry, Seth.


Servius  Heiner fornicating snails... this group has taken a serious down turn sense my sabbatical. I have a sneaking suspicion that I have my work cut out for me, I suppose I could attempt to turn things around by articulating "why" the last three weeks have sucked so bad...


message 34: by [deleted user] (new)

"Like a baby's bottom"

Or smooth like the introduction of the criminally underrage into a discussion on internet pornography!

I'm shocked (that you beat me to it! Damn you Charissa!)


message 35: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) Ha ha ha ha ha ha! My work here is done!

or... only just begun...

The Shadow knows.....


message 36: by [deleted user] (new)

Yes, the "why" please, Nick.


message 37: by Servius Heiner (last edited Jan 09, 2009 02:33PM) (new)

Servius  Heiner Well, part of it has to do with my poor taste joke, yesterday. It wasn’t all fluff. A friend that I work with lives a few miles from my home and was having furnace trouble. He called me a couple of days before X-mas and asked if I would go over and check it out before his wife called a repair man; so I told him I would get over there when I had a free moment…

Ok, rewind back a few weeks… an in-law wanted to come up to Alaska for the holidays. Not my idea of a good time so I said no. My wife boohooed and did her wife thing until I agreed. For the record I agreed to have (one) in-law over for the holidays, my sister in-law. Well, throw that idea out the fucking window, the whole lot of them showed up. Mother, father, brother, brother, sister, (3) nieces 1 nephew. Just so were crystal fucking clear that is (4) kids under the age of 12 in MY house, for thirteen days }:-l national Lampoons Christmas vacation doesn’t even begin to demonstrate the bullshit I was subjected to.

My Father in-law insisted on sitting in my stressless recliner . My Chair! My wife doesn’t even sit in my chair. It’s mine, that’s why it is referred to as my chair. Then he felt compelled to point out things that were in disrepair around the house. And then remind me about it the following day as if I might have forgotten. Criticized my “fiddling” with my trebuchets. Pretty much ensuring an early demise.

Mother in-law: Criticized my wife’s cooking, every meal. Told her she was a bad wife for not feeding me better, as proof she sited that I have lost 60lb. since we married. (due to injuries not her great cooking) tried to pull a guilt trip about us not having more space to accommodate all the fucking brats, eh hey menopause we told Karen she could come up, the rest of you just arrived un-announced, who is being rude?

Brother in-law 1&2 Sat on my couch drank all my good beer, and Jamison 1780. Left beer bottles and cans everywhere they went.

Sister in-law was well mannered and apologetic of everyone else…

(2) Nieces: terrorized my dog to no end, chased her around pulled on her floppy ears, screaming that little girl scream that shatters glass. I (and Dinah) had hoped they would get tiered of this after a few days… they didn’t.
(1) Niece: real young, just cried and shit’s. Had to restrain my self… I wanted to bury it in a snow drift out side.

Nephew: A little rat bastard that kept going into man land, even after multiple warning from me. I told him several times I was going to spank him, but he went in none the less. The last time I caught him I got loud, he broke my shadow box, given to me by the guys I served with in Iraq… brother in-law runs up stairs and tried to yell at me… how dare I yell at his son? So I broke it down nice and simple. My house, my rules… either they can pack up their shit and leave, or I can hit him, or his son, which ever option he chose I would accommodate.

End holidays, wife crying in the living room, my dog forcing her 206lb. of girth under my bed (un-successfully) a pile of luggage laying in my front yard, and the in-laws acting like I just murdered 6 million Jews. I have had as much as I am willing to take.


… The day after I get a call from my friend. His furnace went off the reservation and his house burned down. So His wife is staying with us, and so will he when he gets home from work. Fuck the holidays and fuck everyone here that likes them.



message 38: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) omg. Nick... I'm so sorry about your friend's house. My BFF's sister had her house burn down right before the holidays as well. Must be going around. XOXO


Servius  Heiner It is not so much that his house caught fire, it's that I feel responsible for it because he asked a favor of me, and I forgot.


message 40: by [deleted user] (new)

"eh hey menopause": hahahaha!

the rest: sorry, man.


Servius  Heiner uh huh... next year no holiday happiness polls huh.


message 42: by [deleted user] (new)

you and what army?


Servius  Heiner look if I have no problem beating a small child what makes you think I wouldn't beat mumbles until you surrendered?


message 44: by [deleted user] (new)

Ooh, you just gave me an idea for a cheerful holiday poll! Can't wait until Valentines Day!


Servius  Heiner heh!


Servius  Heiner Mumbles you think she is your friend but she is out for your ass... and not in a good way.


message 47: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) I know honey... I can imagine how bad I'd feel under those circumstances. But I would say that you were under special circumstances. Try and cut yourself some slack, big guy.


Servius  Heiner I know Charissa... the thing is I know I am shallow. I know I will feel bad about this until I get home... then I am going to get annoyed because there is someone in my house.


message 49: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) well... yeah... I'm right there with ya sparky. Live through this. Then there will be blessed peace when everything returns to normal.


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