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Where the fuck is Nick?
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Jan 05, 2009 01:12PM
I hate him.
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You'll be really sorry you said that if he's dead, Sarah.; )
Guahahahhah!!! Nice one Jackie!i'm with tho, tambo here… where the fuck is Nick???
Let's face it. Nick is gone and never coming back. It happens. Does anyone remember Tesse? I say we get on with our lives. I say Steve should remove him as moderator. In fact remove him from the group. The memory of his presence here is obviously making everyone too sad.All right, moving on...Whatever happened to Tesse?
Dunno. Steve says it's because she's working on her Masters thesis or something and she had been spending too much time on here. I guess she's a clean cutter!
Plus, she hated Carlie. And that Jill girl who was online dating.
Nick will be back, though. I have stuff to tell him.
Plus, she hated Carlie. And that Jill girl who was online dating.
Nick will be back, though. I have stuff to tell him.
i hope he doesn't have pneumonia again!!!maybe he had to go on a secret mission for the CIA. i bet he is protecting innocent people with shirt buttons somewhere in the dangerous parts of the world.
Nick said to pass on the message that Shelfari kicks ass. He said the hate is much more heartfelt there.
we've been abandoned. ::sniffle:::
Prepare to hate me, I was just joking... really poor taste, I know, I have been contemplating removing the comment sense I posted it.It has been a pretty shitty 3 weeks though.
Reall I feel really bad about that. sorry Donna
Why?
I missed your fake reason. Probably a good thing.
I missed your fake reason. Probably a good thing.
yes a good thingI can't believe I used something so horrible as a shock stunt :(
It's because you're a bad person, remember?
Where were you?
Where were you?
I must say; I am impressed you were able to construct a ICBT is such a short time... tell me where did you obtain your Sat-link?
eh, I knew making a joke in poor taste against my faithful companion would come back to bite me in the ass... So Montambo, What do you need to tell me? Is it that one subject or "that" subject. I saw the picture so don't lie ;)
OH! And Fizzle, I couldn't Find Defcon in Fairbanks{:-/ So I dunno, I ment to go on-line and get it, but I had my hands full.
Edit: never mind. Don't answer that!
What is Defcon?
What is Defcon?
So Nick, you're the first to return...how was your foray into the lucrative world of amateur internet pornography?
and mentally scaring... I feel dirty.
:::hands him Pope Soap on a Rope::::
as smooth as snot on a door knob...
Yes!
By the way, I mentioned in another thread that I had a snail statue (sans partner) on my table in my bedroom. Marie gave me a snail ornament for Christmas, though, and I set it next to the other one. Now they are in love. Sorry, Seth.
By the way, I mentioned in another thread that I had a snail statue (sans partner) on my table in my bedroom. Marie gave me a snail ornament for Christmas, though, and I set it next to the other one. Now they are in love. Sorry, Seth.
fornicating snails... this group has taken a serious down turn sense my sabbatical. I have a sneaking suspicion that I have my work cut out for me, I suppose I could attempt to turn things around by articulating "why" the last three weeks have sucked so bad...
"Like a baby's bottom"
Or smooth like the introduction of the criminally underrage into a discussion on internet pornography!
I'm shocked (that you beat me to it! Damn you Charissa!)
Or smooth like the introduction of the criminally underrage into a discussion on internet pornography!
I'm shocked (that you beat me to it! Damn you Charissa!)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! My work here is done!or... only just begun...
The Shadow knows.....
Yes, the "why" please, Nick.
Well, part of it has to do with my poor taste joke, yesterday. It wasn’t all fluff. A friend that I work with lives a few miles from my home and was having furnace trouble. He called me a couple of days before X-mas and asked if I would go over and check it out before his wife called a repair man; so I told him I would get over there when I had a free moment…Ok, rewind back a few weeks… an in-law wanted to come up to Alaska for the holidays. Not my idea of a good time so I said no. My wife boohooed and did her wife thing until I agreed. For the record I agreed to have (one) in-law over for the holidays, my sister in-law. Well, throw that idea out the fucking window, the whole lot of them showed up. Mother, father, brother, brother, sister, (3) nieces 1 nephew. Just so were crystal fucking clear that is (4) kids under the age of 12 in MY house, for thirteen days }:-l national Lampoons Christmas vacation doesn’t even begin to demonstrate the bullshit I was subjected to.
My Father in-law insisted on sitting in my stressless recliner . My Chair! My wife doesn’t even sit in my chair. It’s mine, that’s why it is referred to as my chair. Then he felt compelled to point out things that were in disrepair around the house. And then remind me about it the following day as if I might have forgotten. Criticized my “fiddling” with my trebuchets. Pretty much ensuring an early demise.
Mother in-law: Criticized my wife’s cooking, every meal. Told her she was a bad wife for not feeding me better, as proof she sited that I have lost 60lb. since we married. (due to injuries not her great cooking) tried to pull a guilt trip about us not having more space to accommodate all the fucking brats, eh hey menopause we told Karen she could come up, the rest of you just arrived un-announced, who is being rude?
Brother in-law 1&2 Sat on my couch drank all my good beer, and Jamison 1780. Left beer bottles and cans everywhere they went.
Sister in-law was well mannered and apologetic of everyone else…
(2) Nieces: terrorized my dog to no end, chased her around pulled on her floppy ears, screaming that little girl scream that shatters glass. I (and Dinah) had hoped they would get tiered of this after a few days… they didn’t.
(1) Niece: real young, just cried and shit’s. Had to restrain my self… I wanted to bury it in a snow drift out side.
Nephew: A little rat bastard that kept going into man land, even after multiple warning from me. I told him several times I was going to spank him, but he went in none the less. The last time I caught him I got loud, he broke my shadow box, given to me by the guys I served with in Iraq… brother in-law runs up stairs and tried to yell at me… how dare I yell at his son? So I broke it down nice and simple. My house, my rules… either they can pack up their shit and leave, or I can hit him, or his son, which ever option he chose I would accommodate.
End holidays, wife crying in the living room, my dog forcing her 206lb. of girth under my bed (un-successfully) a pile of luggage laying in my front yard, and the in-laws acting like I just murdered 6 million Jews. I have had as much as I am willing to take.
… The day after I get a call from my friend. His furnace went off the reservation and his house burned down. So His wife is staying with us, and so will he when he gets home from work. Fuck the holidays and fuck everyone here that likes them.
omg. Nick... I'm so sorry about your friend's house. My BFF's sister had her house burn down right before the holidays as well. Must be going around. XOXO
It is not so much that his house caught fire, it's that I feel responsible for it because he asked a favor of me, and I forgot.
"eh hey menopause": hahahaha!
the rest: sorry, man.
the rest: sorry, man.
uh huh... next year no holiday happiness polls huh.
look if I have no problem beating a small child what makes you think I wouldn't beat mumbles until you surrendered?
Ooh, you just gave me an idea for a cheerful holiday poll! Can't wait until Valentines Day!
Mumbles you think she is your friend but she is out for your ass... and not in a good way.
I know honey... I can imagine how bad I'd feel under those circumstances. But I would say that you were under special circumstances. Try and cut yourself some slack, big guy.
I know Charissa... the thing is I know I am shallow. I know I will feel bad about this until I get home... then I am going to get annoyed because there is someone in my house.
well... yeah... I'm right there with ya sparky. Live through this. Then there will be blessed peace when everything returns to normal.
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