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Best Calvin quotes

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message 1: by Lulu (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:51PM) (new)

Lulu | 17 comments Mod
"Ok Jack, prepare for your lobotomy." (standing over the pumpkin with a huge knife)

message 2: by Chris (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:51PM) (new)

Chris M. | 5 comments Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere?

message 3: by Lulu (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:51PM) (new)

Lulu | 17 comments Mod
Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze?

message 4: by Chris (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:51PM) (new)

Chris M. | 5 comments Hobbes: Shouldn't we read the instructions?
Calvin: Do I LOOK like a sissy?

message 5: by Lulu (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:52PM) (new)

Lulu | 17 comments Mod
It's mean and it's arbitrary, but either way, it gives me the heebie jeebies.

message 6: by Zoab (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:55PM) (new)

Zoab Kapoor "Sooner or later she'll ask herself whether it's really worth the trouble."

message 7: by Chris (last edited Aug 25, 2016 02:01PM) (new)

Chris M. | 5 comments “- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"
- "On a weekend?"
- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”

message 8: by Meridee (last edited Dec 15, 2007 11:15PM) (new)

Meridee | 1 comments You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.

"Any monsters under my bed tonight?"

"Nope." "No." "Uh-Uh."

"Well there *better* not be, I'd hate to have to torch one with my flamethrower!"

"You have a flamethrower?"

"They lie. I lie."

message 9: by Lulu (new)

Lulu | 17 comments Mod
"Mom, can Hobbes and I rent a VCR and a tape tonight?"

"I don't think so, Calvin. It's a school night."

"What if we got an educational tape?"

"Like what?"

"Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained."


"Now she won't even let us go into the store."
"I think we'd learn a lot by watching that."

message 10: by Lulu (new)

Lulu | 17 comments Mod
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

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Lulu | 17 comments Mod
Susie: "Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out-of-body experience."

message 12: by Lulu (new)

Lulu | 17 comments Mod
If you don't get a good night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

message 13: by Lulu (new)

Lulu | 17 comments Mod
Hobbes: "Did you make any resolutions for the New Year?"

Calvin: "Heck no."

"I'm fine just the way I am! Why should I change? In fact, I think it's high time the world started changing to suit me! I don't see why I should do all the changing around here! If the New Year requires resolutions, I say it's up to everyone else, not me! I don't need to improve! Everyone else does! How about you? Did you make any resolutions?"

Hobbes: "Well, I had resolved to be less offended by human nature, but I think I blew it already."

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Victoria (vmburkhardt) | 2 comments Hobbes: I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time.

message 15: by Victoria (new)

Victoria (vmburkhardt) | 2 comments Calvin's Dad: "Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?"

message 16: by Tya (last edited Jan 02, 2008 05:48PM) (new)

Tya | 3 comments Calvin (right after being surprised by Hobbes face hovering inches above him when he opened his eyes first thing in the morning):"How can you stay mad at someone who misses you when you are sleeping"

message 17: by Kayla (new)

Kayla Calvin "wanna go catch some fish?"
Hobbes "sure"
Hobbes "UGH. I do not want to touch worms. You put one on my hook?"
Calvin "ME? I'm not gonna spear any worms!".....

message 18: by Kayla (new)

Kayla Calvin=c
C OOPS! I forgot to read chapter five for school tomorrow.
H What are you going to do?
C He opens the window. Catch a quick cold.
Mom You sound terrible, Calvin. I'll go get you some cough medicine.
C It was not me it was Hobbes!
H ME? It was not me!
C I know but that syrup tastes awful.
H So you are going to have ME take it? Nothing doing, buster. I refuse!
Mom Here you go, Calvin. open up.
C MMMM! that cough medicine is GOOD! You should try some! REALY!
H You are not fooling me one bit, you stinker.

message 19: by Abby (new)

Abby (frazzles) Calvin: hey hobbes want to go to the zoo?
Hobbes:sure, after lets tour a prison.

message 20: by Kathrynn (new)

Kathrynn | 7 comments Funny, ladies! Thanks for the smiles.

message 21: by Call me Random (new)

Call me Random Downtown Tokyo!
I love that comic!

message 22: by Eastofoz (new)

Eastofoz (Calvin and his mother in the living room)

Mom: Calvin don't just throw your wet coat on the floor! Hang it up where it belongs! I'm not looking for extra work around here.

Calvin: Oh, Like I am.


(Calvin banging like crazy on pots)

Mom: Will you stop that racket!!! You're driving me crazy!

Calvin: ..and a checkmark for Tuesday.


(Calvin taking a test in school)

Test: What important even took place on December 16, 1773?

Calvin's written answer: I do not believe in linear time. There is no past and future: all is one, and existence in the temporal sense is illusory. This question, therefore is meaningless and impossible to answer.

Calvin: When in doubt deny all terms and definitions.


(Calvin taking a test)

Test: Where is Plymouth Rock?

Calvin's written answer: I am not presently at liberty to divulge that information as it might compromise our agents in the field.

Calvin: I understand my rests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.

message 23: by Eastofoz (new)

Eastofoz Anyone know which book is the strip where he's in school and they get their report cards and Suzie yells out that she got all A's while Calvin, who got D's and C's says something like "my life is easier when I keep everyone's expectations low" or something like that?

message 24: by Kathrynn (new)

Kathrynn | 7 comments I don't know which one that's in East, sorry. If I ever come across it, I'll let you know.

Are you going to get the hardcopy set you added to your wishlist? That would be so nice...

message 25: by Abby (new)

Abby (frazzles) sounds familiar.

message 26: by Eastofoz (new)

Eastofoz Kathrynn the hardcover set is in the Amazon cart already :D I just have to decide what else will be joining it (lol!) I didn't even know it existed until I was adding books to the shelf for this group. GR is a dangerous place I tell you (lol!) It's a very good price too (this helps with the decision to buy see ;). I got a Peter Rabbit boxed set like that too. I love box sets --I need new shelves!!!!

message 27: by Kathrynn (new)

Kathrynn | 7 comments I hear ya East. This site has increased my book buying as well.


message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

i've read each book at least 3 times... and they never get old!

message 29: by Abby (new)

Abby (frazzles) ya, thats whats so awsome about them.

message 30: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (spacealien) hobbes: do u think there's a god?

calvin: well someones out to get me.

message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

ok, this is as good as I can remember it...
C: where do you think we go when we die?
H: I think we go to an all girl jazz careet in st. louis (or maybe new orleans?)
C: so you believe in heaven?

message 32: by Abby (new)

Abby (frazzles) omgosh, i juzst bought a calvin and hobbes book and it was only 25 cents!!!!!

message 33: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (spacealien) lucky.....

message 34: by Joy (new)

Joy Calvin: "Omigosh! This library book was due two days ago! What will they do? Are they going to interrogate me and beat me up?! Are they going to break my knees?? Will I have to sign some confession???"

Calvin's mom: "They'll fine you ten cents. Now go return it."

Calvin: "The way some of those librarians look at you, I naturally assumed the consequences would be more dire."

message 35: by Kayla (new)

Kayla LOL :-)

message 36: by G.H. (new)

G.H. Monroe (GHMonroe) | 5 comments Hobbes: "Tigers have panache!"

message 37: by G.H. (new)

G.H. Monroe (GHMonroe) | 5 comments As best as I can recall ...

Calvin: Nothing is more terrifying than the horrible roar of the mighty Tyrannosaurus ...

Mom: CALVIN!! Stop that clomping around!!

Calvin: ... except the blood-curdling roar of it's mom.

message 38: by Kayla (new)

Kayla :-)

message 39: by Anna (new)

Anna (gqannanguyen) hobbs: “What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero”

message 40: by Timothy (new)

Timothy (jebnert) | 6 comments Hey Suzie, you ugly bucket of boogers!

message 41: by Timothy (new)

Timothy (jebnert) | 6 comments "weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

message 42: by Justin (new)

Justin White (JayOutofTune) | 1 comments Calvin - My likely historical significance is a terrible burden.

message 43: by ~♥Alyssa♥~ (new)

~♥Alyssa♥~ (Lyssie123) | 7 comments Hi! You probably don't know me, but I love Clavin and Hobbes so I joined!

Probably my favorite one:

*Calvin and Hobbes in the woods, looking at a cut down tree and a pile of garbage*
C: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

message 44: by Timothy (new)

Timothy (jebnert) | 6 comments Ya i loled when i read that one!

message 45: by Joshua (new)

Joshua (partypartytomhardy) Calvin: "You can't just turn creativity on like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood."
Hobbes: "What mood is that?"
Calvin: "Last minute panic."

☠ Tiger Lady II ☠  (GorillazUberFan223) C:(looking around the house) I lost my marbles.
H: We suspected as much.
C: Then why isn't anyone helping me look for them?!


☠ Tiger Lady II ☠  (GorillazUberFan223) Eastofoz wrote: "Anyone know which book is the strip where he's in school and they get their report cards and Suzie yells out that she got all A's while Calvin, who got D's and C's says something like "my life is e..."

Oh, yah...

S: Oh, boy! I got all A's!
C: I feel sorry for you.
S: Why, what did you get?
C: C's
C:I find my life is easier the lowere i keep everyone's expectations.

message 48: by Kayla (new)

Kayla Lol :-)

message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

"You know Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."

message 50: by ~♥Alyssa♥~ (new)

~♥Alyssa♥~ (Lyssie123) | 7 comments I love that one. :)

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