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message 1: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments No, you don’t get to make out and fondle each other in my library. If you have to explore each other’s bodies in public, the mall is two blocks away. GO THERE! This is Rusty’s house, and he says NO. He wants no part in your teenage love affair. Rusty gets so many holds and interlibrary loans that all the librarians know him (that’s not to imply that they like him). Some librarians will retrieve Rusty’s pile of holds as soon as he walks in. He is comfortable here. He knows where to find whatever he’s looking for. This is Rusty’s second home/second church. Rusty decides who stays or goes, and YOU GO!

There were two separate teen-age couples working toward second base at the library the other day. Rusty was not pleased.



Servius  Heiner You know how to stop that, Rusty?

Jut stand next to them (and by next to them I mean in their personal space) And say "Baw-chicka-bowow" Or however you type the over used porn theme music. Then tell them that their doing it wrong and need to slow it down and no it more slutty like. Then demonstrate, by lifting your shirt and rubbing your navel and nipple.. only one, both would be taking it too far.


message 3: by Chloe (new)

Chloe (countessofblooms) Ahhh, young lust. Ain't it revoltin'?


message 4: by Amanda (last edited Dec 09, 2008 08:18AM) (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Nick is wise (EDIT* Just this once...). DO IT, RUSTY!


And revolting just about covers it, Logan. Yep. Puke-worthy revolting.


Servius  Heiner I'm still not going to try recycled tp Amanda.


message 6: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Hhmmmm...Amanda says that Nick is wise......and he refuses to use recycled tp.

I believe I will take your advice next time that happens, Nick. Maybe I'll check out a copy of the Kama Sutra (sp), and point out some interesting options.


Servius  Heiner Now the Kama Sutra is something you should read/study/live by anyway, Rusty.

I have another proposal: The next time you witness this act of intellectual vandalism you could always just walk up and piss on them. When they jump up all bent out of shape (and wet) you just say "Oh your not into that whole voyeur golden book shower thing?"


message 8: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) It was fleeting...


message 9: by Rusty (last edited Dec 09, 2008 08:29AM) (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments So what's with the avatar, Amanda? Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that this is something Alias-related?


message 10: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Wait ... they're doing this by the Golden books?


message 11: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Nah, it was me as an Ice Cream Fairy a couple halloweens ago. I launched Edy's Dibs with a slingshot. Quite the messy affair.

(I DO think of Sidney Bristow every time I wear my pink wig, though. She fought two armed guards using a fire iron and a curtain tie on the last episode I watched. Awesome!)


message 12: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) God she's hot. Even as a momma.


message 13: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Dudes, I google imaged "Sydney Bristow" just now and THIS photo popped up. What in the world?

(You're welcome, Nick.)


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message 14: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Ah come on, I can't see it at work.


message 15: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Doesn't this picture just make you want to watch Alias all day??????? Come on, you know you wanna!

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message 16: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) She's doing a secret spy mission in that outfit! She's gonna beat the crap out of some bad guys and steal their priceless artifact (which just so happens to be a biological weapon as well).


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message 19: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments I appreciate the thought, Amanda. But I'm afraid to click on those at work. I'll just have to wait it out until I get home.


message 20: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) It's just pictures, scaredy cat. Nobody's naked. The first one is Natalie Portman's face, and the second one is Sydney Bristow, fully-dressed. (In leather pants!)


message 21: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments WEB CONTENT DENIED. It's a no-go, chica.


message 22: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Well, she's hot.


message 23: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Damn.


Servius  Heiner mmmmMMmmmmm Natalie Portman... My wife's only competition.


message 25: by Tom (last edited Dec 09, 2008 06:46PM) (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Natalie Portman would be kinda cute if she gained about 30 pounds. And is that other chick Ronald McDonald's sister?


Servius  Heiner there are plenty of hoofers out there for you tom, leave Natalie out of your french fry fantasies.


message 27: by Fredstrong (new)

Fredstrong I hate people that try to stifle young lust in the library. At CU Boulder, there is actually a subculture of students who have sexual rendezvous in the library stacks. They network online and everything. I salute!!! Way cooler than what we were doing when when I was in college. I did have sex in the library once :D, but I did not have a community of like minded perves :(


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