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message 1: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Joke posting. Riddles. Anything that will make someone laugh, you post in this forum.

For instance....

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


message 2: by the sound of Autumn, Oh dear. (new)

the sound of Autumn | 3132 comments Mod
What is pink and fluffy? -pink fluff

What is brown and sticky? -A tree branch


message 3: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
viv52k wrote: "how do you kill a blue elephant? kill it with a blue elephant gun.how do you kill a pink elephant? you strangle it till it blue then kill it with a blue elephant gun"

haha, i actually laughed out loud

@Autumn, that second one sounded sooo gross! hahaha


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

What's the Internet's favorite animal?

The lynx.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D


message 5: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Emma wrote: "whats green and has wheels?


grass. i lied about the wheels.


:P"


haha, that's funny


message 6: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Made this joke up when I was 8:

Why shouldn't you sit next to animals in school?

They might be a cheetah!


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

Cheyla wrote: "Made this joke up when I was 8:

Why shouldn't you sit next to animals in school?

They might be a cheetah!"

Lol


message 8: by the sound of Autumn, Oh dear. (new)

the sound of Autumn | 3132 comments Mod
Cheyla wrote: "viv52k wrote: "how do you kill a blue elephant? kill it with a blue elephant gun.how do you kill a pink elephant? you strangle it till it blue then kill it with a blue elephant gun"

haha, i actua..."


Ohhhhhhhhhh *shakes head* Oh Chey Chey


Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) Emma wrote: "whats green and has wheels?


grass. i lied about the wheels.


:P"


Omigod, that is hilarious.


message 10: by Maggy (new)

Maggy | 3 comments Boy: mommy! Mommy! There's a gay cockroach in my room!
Mom: Why is the cockroach gay?
Boy: Cause he came out of the closet!

Super lame but I laughed so much when I heard it XD


Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) *Shakes head* That is a really bad joke Maggy. I have a really bad one for you guys.

One day there was a family of tomatoes taking a walk in the park. The baby tomatoe was lagging behind, and would not respond nor speed up when Mamma and Daddy tomatoe told him to. Mamma tomatoe rushed over, and slammed him on the ground, before yelling "Ketchup!"


message 12: by the sound of Autumn, Oh dear. (new)

the sound of Autumn | 3132 comments Mod
OHMAIGOSH, I've heard that one SO many times before!


Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) Lol.


message 14: by KissMeTwice (new)

KissMeTwice UnderTheStars | 279 comments When I was little, I made this up and I thought it was GENIUS.

What do you get when you cross a beautiful island with two dice?

PARADISE. HA. HAHA. GET IT, ITS SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE PAIR OF DICE. HAHA. HA.

*pulls out gun*

HAHAHA

*Loads*

OH MAN WOW

*cocks gun*

THIS IS HILARIOUS.

*aims at my head*

I hope no one has to read that again.

*shoots*


Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) Omigod, that is awesome. I have one similar to that.

Don't laugh. Come on, don't laugh!

*Stares at them*

Don't laugh! You know you want to!

*Continues to look at them.*

Don't laugh!

I am not going to! Shut up already!


message 16: by KissMeTwice (new)

KissMeTwice UnderTheStars | 279 comments ~I would reply but I am now undead. .-. rawr.~


Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) *Giggles*


message 18: by the sound of Autumn, Oh dear. (new)

the sound of Autumn | 3132 comments Mod
I have one, and you shall laugh at it, and YOU SHALL LIKE IT!

*stares you all into stony silence*

Okay, what do you call a freaking freezing cold room?

*waits as if there were some suspense hanging in the air*

A CHAMB-ERRRRRRRRRR!


Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) Naw, not that funny. Teehee.


message 20: by KissMeTwice (last edited Mar 19, 2012 08:38PM) (new)

KissMeTwice UnderTheStars | 279 comments You can say I
Puts on sunglasses
died of laughter.

YAAAAAAAAAA.



Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) What if I don't like it Ri?


message 22: by the sound of Autumn, Oh dear. (new)

the sound of Autumn | 3132 comments Mod
Then you shall die of joke-non-appreciation


Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) Yes! I have always wanted to die! Just kidding, that sounds really Emo.


Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) Omigod, I have a funny one, that my grandmother said. This actually happened.

*Pulls out a bag of veggie fries* Aren't these bad? They are green!

No Grandma, they are supposed to be green. That is the flavor.

No! They can't be green, that means they've gone bad! *Goes to throw them away*

No, they are meant to be green. They are good, see. *Eats one*

Oh no! You are going to get sick now!


message 25: by Tea in Chapter Three (last edited Mar 21, 2012 05:27PM) (new)

Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) Another.

What do you call a potatoe that lives in a commune?

*Crickets*

A communitater!


message 26: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (last edited Mar 21, 2012 05:44PM) (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Two Hispanic brothers- Jose and Joel- were wandering through the desert dehydrated, famished, and close to death. The first one lifts his nose and says:

"Jose, do you smell that? Ees bacon!"

"I smell it Joel," his brother said back. He, too, lifts his nose. "We mus be near a bacon tree."

They wander some more and there it is- a tree 10 feet tall and loaded with bacon. Dizzy at the sight, Joel picks up his pace and rushes towards the bacon tree, leaving his brother behind. As he nears it, a bunch of men jump out and attack him, they rob what is left of his money, and then they rush off. Jose races up to his near-dead brother's side, listening carefully to his brother's words.

"Jose," Joel says, beckoning him closer.

"Si?"

"Ees not a bacon tree..." Joel sputters; "Ees… ees.. a ham-bush."

GET IT???


message 27: by KissMeTwice (new)

KissMeTwice UnderTheStars | 279 comments I giggled.


Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) Wow. That is actually a tad bit funny.


message 29: by the sound of Autumn, Oh dear. (new)

the sound of Autumn | 3132 comments Mod
KissMeTwice wrote: "I giggled."

same here


Tea in Chapter Three (teainchapterthree) Tsk. Tsk.


message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

When i was little i use to say this joke ALL the freaking time lol:

How did the elephant get on TV? he sat on it.


█║ ✕ Angel ‟ Indelible  (sirsly) Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? Because if it lifted up the other one it would fall over.


ᑕᗢᗝᒪḰᓮᖙᖇᗢჯ123 ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆ Cool (coolkidrox123) | 135 comments hot, 'cause you can catcjh colds!! heheh


message 36: by Hannah (last edited Dec 05, 2012 04:25PM) (new)

Hannah These are more trick questions than jokes, but Is still want to post them!

1. There is a one story house entirely plainted blue, what colour are the stairs?

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2. In the desert there is a dead man, naked, holding a straw. How did he die? (P.S. you'll never get this one unless you've heard it)

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You: What mouse walks on two feet?

Other Person may answer "Mickey Mouse (correct answer)" or "I don't know" (If they don't get it, tell them)

You: What duck walks on two feet?

99% of the time they will answer "Donald Duck", just because of the Mickey Mouse, but the actual answer is, "All ducks"

(That one is funnier if you're asking your friend... I was the only one of my friends to actually answer the second part correctly! :)


Answers to the ones above

1. It's a one story house, there are no stairs.

2. A group of friends were in a hot air balloon, but it was too heavy, so first they took off all their clothes, that didn't work, so they drew straws and the man happened to be the unlucky one to be thrown off.


message 37: by [deleted user] (new)

Why don't dinosaurs talk?

BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD!


message 38: by E.J. (new)

E.J. (ejschoenborn) | 379 comments http://www.insultgenerator.org/
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY!?!?!?! xD
Okay, it is VERRRRY inappropriate, but these are some of the lesser ones I like.
"You deserve to get an awful case of urinary tract infection."
"If I were you, I would diddle myself in my toilet bowl licking hole, you knob goblin."

Okay, this one is REALLY bad, but I love it so much...
(view spoiler)


message 39: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Are you related to Yoda?

Cuz Yodalicous ;)


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