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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

1. Act like a movie star.
2. Ask the person next to you, "Are you in the Witness Protection program too?"
3. Decorate. Bring a scatter rug and tiny draperies. Hang a "Home Sweet Home" plaque on the back of the seat in front of you. Invite your fellow passengers in for tea.
4. Describe your sex life in great detail to the five-year-old next to you.
5. Disco dance in the aisle.
6. Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face.
7. Explain how, one time, the plane was crashing and the oxygen masks didn't come out, 'cause they aren't really reliable, and that if the plane was to crash, everyone would die.
8. Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it.
9. Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar.
10. Give someone a coin, saying "Heads, I detonate the bomb. Tails, I don't"


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

Love No.4....The poor kid! :D

No.10 is epic! LMFAO! :D

Mine aren't that funny, but oh well.

11. Snore loudly and drool on the person next to you.
12. Start talking to the person nexr to you like you've known them your whole life.
13. Ask the flight attendant, "Did you hear that ticking noise?"
14. Scream out, "I HAVE A VISION THAT THIS PLANE IS GOING TO CRASH!" When the flight attendant tries to calm you down scream "Get away from me!"
15. Ask the person next to you if they have a parachute several times.
16. Bring a novel and read the book out loud.
17. Start a foodfight.
18. Burp in someone's face :D
19. Do the chicken dance.
20. Vibrate in your seat and look like your having a spasm.


message 3: by Christine (new)

Christine Hatfield  (christinesbookshelves) | 69 comments Singing really loud


message 4: by Gavin (last edited Mar 19, 2012 08:57AM) (new)

Gavin I'm pretty sure my mum annoyed people on a flight to Cyprus a few years ago. She let out a massive scream while watching one of the Twilight films on one of those in flight movie things.
You should have seen the look on peoples faces, they were terrified!.

So add screaming really loudly for no apparent reason to the list.


message 5: by Christine (new)

Christine Hatfield  (christinesbookshelves) | 69 comments Oh no lol


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

Gavin wrote: "I'm pretty sure my mum annoyed people on a flight to Cyprus a few years ago. She let out a massive scream while watching one of the Twilight films on one of those in flight movie things.
You should..."


:D


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

23. Make weird faces at people.


message 8: by Christine (new)

Christine Hatfield  (christinesbookshelves) | 69 comments Lol that's a good one


message 9: by Gen (new)

Gen | 17 comments 24. call out a random name and if someone looks keep calling it out for the rest of the flight :P
25. quote annoying /catchy ads from radio and tv


message 10: by kpopfan (new)

kpopfan | 18 comments 1. Chew really loud while you eat
2. keep asking for food every thirty minutes
3. keep picking your nose and ask the person next to you if you want them to see your masterpiece


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

29. Lie down on the person next to you.
30. Take your shoes off and wiggle your feet making sure the person next to you is looking.
31. If there's a good looking guy next to you, pretend to fall asleep and after a while, ever so slightly, lean your head on his shoulder. If you're not that much of a good actor wear a sleeeping mask. :)
32. Get out a nail file and start filing your nails. ( I know that sound would annoy me)
33. Start clapping loudly for no reason.


message 12: by Alejandra (new)

Alejandra Armitage | 4 comments 34. While pretending to sleep, slowly make your head "fall" onto the strangers shoulder. Rest your head there for a while, mumble something in the likes of "oh baby I love you", and snort a couple of times.


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