Pastor Challenges Congregation to Have Sex Seven Days in a Row

[RandomAnthony]

I wonder if he passed out viagra beforehand...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081112/a...

[Lori]

Someone already did this. Unless it's the same preacher.

Is 7 days too ball busting?

[RandomAnthony]

It says in the article, Lori, that some other preacher recommended 30 days.

Whoo. I will refrain from commentary, but that's an interesting sermon topic.

I wonder if anyone said, "fuck it, I'll donate another hundred for the new holy water font, but can I get out of this 30 day thing?"

[Lori]

Woops, busted for skimming!

Eh, 7 days isn't that much. Altho, come to think of it, even God rested on the 7th.

[shellyindallas]

I wonder where Jesus stands on doggy style?

[Meen]

I would post a picture for you, but Jesus is a sacred cow. (Not my sacred cow, of course.)

[Kirk]

I wonder where Jesus stands on doggy style?

If he's not the one standing in back, all those Mormons who financed Proposition 8 wasted their money.

[Meen]

Um, hellooo, he could be standing in the back and still be GAY, Kirk!

(And I thought about making a similar comment, but if you're standing then is it still doggy style?)

[Dan]

Seven days in a row... How can I get my girlfriend to join this congregation?

[Michelle]

Email her the article and ask her if she's up to the challenge.

[Sally, la reina]

I feel like I once read a blog about a couple that tried to have sex every single day for a year. Maybe it was an NPR story. Whatever, my vulva just aches even thinking about it. Nobody should do that. Not even professionals!


I bet a couple would have issues at about day 72.

[Lori]

I remember that Sally! I do think it WAS a year.

Kind of takes the spontaneity and joy out of it. :D

"OK, it's getting late, let's go do it."
"sigh. This is getting to blow, doesn't it."

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I'm only in my thirties, but seven days just sounds more tiring than exciting.

[Books Ring Mah Bell]

clearly he missed the "on the 7th day he rested" part.

[Lisa]

I could maybe pull off seven days. I'd need a week off afterward or something, though. Eventually I'd just get sore! I suppose it's different, though, for the women out there who consider sex a duty they perform within wedlock because god wants it (but can't have it, so he has to watch...). I imagine they want it over with after seven minutes, not seven days...