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message 1: by Peng (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:32PM) (new)

Peng | 317 comments let's put here quotes by harry potter characters; funny, smart, stupid, whatever. one at a time guys.

ron: "she's mental."

(is that why hermione fell for him? hehehe)

message 2: by Ashley (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:32PM) (new)

Ashley (readerandwriter) "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH"- Molly Weasley speaking to Bellatrix.

message 3: by Steph (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:32PM) (new)

Steph (kitsune_chan) | 47 comments "Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood to Harry

message 4: by Peng (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:32PM) (new)

Peng | 317 comments hahaha... aren't we all.

"shoo!" said mr. dursley to the tabby cat.
(i bet prof. mcgonagall was so indignant about that word! lol!)

message 5: by Ashley (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:33PM) (new)

Ashley (samuraigurl91) | 106 comments "Imagine losing fingernails,Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" - Hermione to Harry

message 6: by Meghan (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:33PM) (new)

Meghan | 686 comments "She didn't put a letter on yours. She must think you don't forget your name."
"But we're not stupid. We know ade names are Gred and Forge!" Fred and Goerge Weasley to Harry.

Hey guys! Check out Fred and Goerges website: www.fredandgoerge.com

message 7: by Peng (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:34PM) (new)

Peng | 317 comments "Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare... what did Prof. Sprout say? -- it likes the dark and the damp--"

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.

"Yes -- of course - but there's no wood!" Hermione cried.



message 8: by Shifa (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:34PM) (new)

Shifa Lateef | 27 comments "sir" Professor Snape

"No need to call me sir, proffessor" Harry

Witty and charming, my most favorite qoute that wasn't already taken.

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This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this. - Harry to Dudley

Jo can write sarcasm so well! This is one of my favourite quotes that wasn't taken already.

message 10: by Rachel (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:35PM) (new)

Rachel Zoology | 1 comments "Absolutely spiffing!"

message 11: by Meghan (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:35PM) (new)

Meghan | 686 comments "Oh, I've just realized something! I'm going to the library!" Hermione
"What? What did she realize? Why is she going to the library?" Harry
"Because that's what Hermione does! When in doubt, go to the library!" Ron

message 12: by Peng (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:36PM) (new)

Peng | 317 comments good one!

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

message 13: by Lynn (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:37PM) (new)

Lynn (dwell_ondreams) | 25 comments Dumbledore to Harry: "It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live."

message 14: by Meghan (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:37PM) (new)

Meghan | 686 comments "What do you see when you look in the mirror?" Harry
"I? I see myself holding a pair of socks. Anyother Christmas has gone and I didn't get a single pair." Dumbledore

message 15: by Peng (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:39PM) (new)

Peng | 317 comments don't you think it ironic that what ron saw in the mirror of erised, him being a head boy and a quidditch captain, almost came true? he isn't the captain but he is in the team and he was a prefect.

"Call him Voldemort, Harry. Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

message 16: by Meghan (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:41PM) (new)

Meghan | 686 comments I wonder who was the head boy in Harry's year? Bet Snape made it Malfoy you know. Do you think Dumbledore would have made it Ron?

"They can't expell you Harry! They just can't! I've looked it all up and there is a part about the magical restriction of underage wizardy that says you can you magic in life threatening situations..." Hermione
"Let the man breath!" Ron

message 17: by Allie (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:41PM) (new)

Allie | 76 comments " He could complicate your life Harry, He's a prefect" Hermione to Harry
" I wonder what it would be like to have a complicated life???" Harry
ROFL I love sarcasam we should have a post and put all sarcastict quotes in it but that would take 4 ever so carry one making good topis!!!
Sarcasam 4ever:D!!!!

message 18: by Holly (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:42PM) (new)

Holly Thompson (rabbitt32) | 7 comments "Harry! Where Have you been?","Nevermind off to bed, both of you!" By Hermione to Ron and Harry Funniest

message 19: by Peng (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:43PM) (new)

Peng | 317 comments hey, allie, why don't you start that new topic of sarcastic comments? i bet you'll think of a real catchy topic title and we can find lots to contibute in it coz jk is sooooo good at it!

"d'you think i'm going to stand out here and wait for filch to catch me? if he finds all three of us i'll tell him the truth, that i was trying to stop you, and you can back me up."
-Hermione to Ron & Harry stopping then from duelling with Draco.

message 20: by Peng (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:45PM) (new)

Peng | 317 comments "Stop moving! I know what this is -- it's Devil's Snare!"

"Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's great help," snarled Ron to Hermione.


message 21: by Meghan (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:46PM) (new)

Meghan | 686 comments "Why aren't you wearing your sweater Perc?" Fred
"Yeah, we've all got ours on!" Goerge
"I don't want..." Percy
But Fred and Goerge pulled the sweater over his head whil Fred said, "And your not eating with the prefects. Christmas is a time for family!"
And they frog marched Percy from the room, his arms pinned to his side by his sweater.

message 22: by Peng (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:49PM) (new)

Peng | 317 comments "Dobby will serve the family until he dies, sir...."

Harry stared.

"And I thought I had it bad staying here for another four weeks. This makes the dursleys sound almost human."

message 23: by Meghan (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:49PM) (new)

Meghan | 686 comments "The mudblood is talking to Kreacher like she is his friend! Kreacher will pretend he can't hear her!" Kreacher
"Don't call her mudblood!" Ron and Ginny
"Nevermind, he doesn't know what he is saying." Hermione
"Hermione, he knows exactly what he is saying!" Fred

Here's another one.

"Hi Harry. We thought we heard your dulicent tones! Don't hold it all in mate." Fred
"Yeah, let it out!" Goerge

message 24: by Angelina (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:49PM) (new)

Angelina Yeah, the twins are as sarcastic as ever...
though it's "dulcet", not "dulicent"

here's another one...

"[Percy] disappeared and George heaved a sigh.
"We tried to shut him in a pyramid," he told Harry. "But Mum spotted us."

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"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could have died and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

message 26: by Meghan (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:50PM) (new)

Meghan | 686 comments whoops on that spelling mistake. thanks angelina

message 27: by Meghan (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:51PM) (new)

Meghan | 686 comments oh, nuts! i had a really good one and now I forgot what it was!!!!

message 28: by Meghan (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:52PM) (new)

Meghan | 686 comments I remember it!!! It's from OoP

"Don't put your wand there, boy! People have lost buttocks from that!" Moody
"Who do you know who's lost a buttock Mad-eye?" Tonks
"Never you mind." Moody

message 29: by Peng (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:59PM) (new)

Peng | 317 comments "So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm.... You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you." Ron to Harry.

message 30: by Peng (last edited Aug 25, 2016 02:14PM) (new)

Peng | 317 comments "What do we want to be prefects for?" said George, looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."

message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

"I'm going to bed before you two can think of another plan that can get us all killed. or worse, expelled."

-Hermione Granger

message 32: by Julie (new)

Julie (Jewels331) | 13 comments "Death's got an Invivibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
"So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them , flapping his arms and shrieking..."

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I have a TON on my profile.

message 34: by Shiara (new)

Shiara | 108 comments sigh...Let me think of a good one...
Oh! I know!
"If only Crookshanks were here!" Ron.
"Crookshanks?! ARE YOU A WIZARD OR NOT?" Hermione.
Not exact, but i loved the comeback from the first book.

message 35: by Silver_Raven (new)

Silver_Raven | 14 comments your a wizard harry.
im a what
a wizard
d'nt your mom and dad teach you anything.
what are you talking about.

message 36: by Silver_Raven (new)

Silver_Raven | 14 comments dont lesson to thouses [muggles:]
whats a [muggle:] oh i keep forgeting your dont know anything about your world.
om' a [muggle:] is a none magical foke you know humans.
said hagrid to harry.

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"I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "i'm dying, look at me! It's killed me!"
- Hippogriff Lesson, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

message 40: by Hannah (last edited Dec 20, 2009 12:50AM) (new)

Hannah What's that one in the Half Blood Prince (I think...) when Harry's in the hospital wing and he summons Kreacher and Dobby and Dobby I think starts saying stuff like "pull his earsies..." etc. etc. etc. ??
I don't have the book in front of me... But that quote makes me laugh!!!

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Of course, he could have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died... But I musn't get my hopes up.

-Sirius speaking about missing Kreacher

Lol...Naruto Rocks! (Katelyn, Haku.) "Life is one adventure, and death is yet another"- Dumbledore.

message 43: by [deleted user] (new)

I can't see it.....

message 44: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 20, 2009 11:56AM) (new)

I can! :D

message 45: by Tina (new)

Tina | 32 comments Luna Lovegood: "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They’re working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark magic and gum disease."

One of my favourites! x)

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"Even in the wizarding world hearing voices isn't good."

~Hermione from HP Chamber of Secrets

message 48: by Ειρήνη (new)

Ειρήνη "Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?"
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" Dumbledore

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Oh, love that one!

message 50: by Meghan (new)

Meghan | 686 comments COS-
Threesome talking about what classes to take for third year:
"It could affect our whole future," (Hermione) told Harry and Ron as they pored over lists of new subjects, marking them with checks.
"I just want to give up Potions," said Harry.
"We can't," said Ron gloomily. "We keep all our old subjects, or I'd've ditched Defense Against the Dark Arts."
"But that's very important!" said Hermione, shocked.
"Not the way Lockhart teaches it." said Ron. "I haven't learned anything from him except not to set pixies loose."

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