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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

today we had to do this experiment in biology where we make the yeast active. and we had to put it against our skin. so all day, i had this bag of yeast under my shirt, and when it started to expand, i looked um (view spoiler) so you can image what people thought, and all i could say was LOL.


message 2: by Isabella (new)

Isabella Ariana wrote: "today we had to do this experiment in biology where we make the yeast active. and we had to put it against our skin. so all day, i had this bag of yeast under my shirt, and when it started to expan..."

omg that's terrible....well at least u weren't the only one...and the guys did it too - STRANGEST SCHOOL EVER lolz


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

actually.................

the guys didnt have to


message 4: by Isabella (new)

Isabella .....your school needs to be seen by the education board...weird...lolz

my computer went funny for 30 seconds - my music went off and my webpages went white


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

aw=(
the boys -cough- had to put yeast in a water bottle and put a balloon over it. when the balloon blow up it looked like a (view spoiler) so you can image where they put THAT


message 6: by Katie (new)

Katie | 117 comments well this wasn't funny to me at the time but the class sure got a kick out of it..

we were finishing up our term papers today for english, I forgot my flash drive. with. all. my. work.
So I went up to the teacher to tell him and ask him if I could just email it to him or bring it tomorrow. This is how that conversation went:
me: Hey Mr. C? I left my flash drive at home, and it has all of my work on it.
Mr.C: *serious* you don't have your paper?
me: um, thats right...
Mr.C: DO YOU WANT ME TO SCREAM AT YOU!?!?!?!?!
me: um... no?
Mr.C: (view spoiler)


message 7: by Isabella (new)

Isabella Ariana wrote: "aw=(
the boys -cough- had to put yeast in a water bottle and put a balloon over it. when the balloon blow up it looked like a [spoilers removed] so you can image where they put THAT"


*ring ring* yes school board yes...umm..uh huh...yea close this place down.......

i mean for goodness sake....


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

THANK YOU!!
someone agrees =)


message 9: by Katie (new)

Katie | 117 comments Ariana wrote: "aw=(
the boys -cough- had to put yeast in a water bottle and put a balloon over it. when the balloon blow up it looked like a [spoilers removed] so you can image where they put THAT"


sounds like the guys at my school... smh


message 10: by Isabella (new)

Isabella Kait wrote: "well this wasn't funny to me at the time but the class sure got a kick out of it..

we were finishing up our term papers today for english, I forgot my flash drive. with. all. my. work.
So I wen..."


whaaaat- ha h ah ha ha


message 11: by [deleted user] (last edited Nov 16, 2011 01:54PM) (new)

Kait wrote: "well this wasn't funny to me at the time but the class sure got a kick out of it..

we were finishing up our term papers today for english, I forgot my flash drive. with. all. my. work.
So I wen..."


sorry but thats funny ((not cause he yelled at you, because he -ya, i think you know what i mean))


message 12: by Katie (new)

Katie | 117 comments haha I was like "bipolar much?"


message 13: by [deleted user] (new)

right?!?!


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

i would actually say that too


message 15: by Katie (new)

Katie | 117 comments haha he's cool though, I knew he was joking :)


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

lol. what class was it?


message 17: by Katie (new)

Katie | 117 comments english


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

oh. lol


message 19: by Irene (last edited Nov 16, 2011 04:21PM) (new)

Irene (wingdesilverii) Here's a good one, I am taking an advanced life science class at the college and right now we are breeding horses. So today (view spoiler)


message 20: by Katie (new)

Katie | 117 comments O.o


message 21: by Irene (new)

Irene (wingdesilverii) Excatly ^


message 22: by maybelater (new)

maybelater maybelater Kait wrote: "O.o"

was thinking the same thing lol! :D


message 23: by Irene (last edited Nov 30, 2011 04:30PM) (new)

Irene (wingdesilverii) Stepping out of the stall in the bathroom there is a guy at the sink....

Apparently, since they are remoldeling the bathrooms they aren't marked and he had never used the bathrooms on that hall, he went into the wrong one. He's actually a friend of mine and we both panicked, I freaked out (inside) think omg, I'm in the wrong one, but then my drum major walked in (she's a girl) and so I knew I was right. But he was really embarrassed


message 24: by Shannon (new)

Shannon LOL!!!!!!!!!!! :D


I feel kind of sorry for him though!!!


message 25: by [deleted user] (new)

thats sad!


message 26: by Irene (new)

Irene (wingdesilverii) We have been teasing him about it (good naturedly) and he is being a good sport about the joking. Thankfuly they have the signs back up since the paint is dry


message 27: by [deleted user] (new)

thats good


message 28: by Irene (new)

Irene (wingdesilverii) yes, yes it is


message 29: by [deleted user] (new)

this was funny:
((C- christian, A-me, T- teacher B-Bailey))
T- quiet down
*class REALLY loud still*
A- if you all dont shut it, imma slap someone
C- slap me Ari
A- *turn and slap striaght across the face*
C- damn
B- is that a tactoo, or Ariana's hand mark
T- you asked for it


message 30: by Katie (new)

Katie | 117 comments hahahahahahahahaha :)


message 31: by Irene (new)

Irene (wingdesilverii) nice, that's funny :)

course in my school if you did something like that most teachers would write you up...


message 32: by Katie (new)

Katie | 117 comments mine too, but only with certain teachers llc


message 33: by [deleted user] (new)

ya, i thought the teacher was going to write me up too, but he didnt
thats what surprised me =)


message 34: by Katie (new)

Katie | 117 comments I could probably give about a million hilarious stories from my spanish class....


message 35: by Shannon (new)

Shannon I have two hilarious stories from my P.E. class :D

I tried to tell my siblings and my Grandma them but I was laughing so hard that they could barely understand what I was saying!!!!! :D


message 36: by Katie (last edited Jan 20, 2012 12:11PM) (new)

Katie | 117 comments A guy ripped his pants in class, I had the whole detailed story(which is freaking hilarious) typed out but my computer hates me and for some reason closed it.


message 37: by Katie (new)

Katie | 117 comments [spanish class]
Student: why does the adjective come after the noun?
Teacher: without looking, can you tell me what color [insert kid who ripped his pantsin class]'s pants are?
S:no...
T:is he wearing pants?
S: I certainly hope so.
T:which question is more important?


message 38: by [deleted user] (new)

lol
nice


message 39: by Irene (new)

Irene (wingdesilverii) Great :)


message 40: by [deleted user] (new)

That feeling u have when your wearing a suit, sunglasses, have earphones in and just want to say "10-4. I've get the suspect right here." Into your sleeve.....


message 41: by Irene (new)

Irene (wingdesilverii) Nice :)


message 42: by [deleted user] (new)

thank you. i had that feeling today. i was wearing all that and stand out front of dairy queen, looked into the window and said it into my sleeve lol


message 43: by [deleted user] (last edited Jan 02, 2012 04:54PM) (new)

i saw a quote on www.wittyprofiles.com that said I'm Fal l i ng For Him . . Again . .




I b e t t e r b e p r e p a r e d f o r a n o t h e r h e a r t b r e a k.
and said

yes
n then after that heart break
u will still love him so much, and you two[may] become close friends again with him moving on and not realizing you havent so he talks about his new girl friend that he LOVES so much, and you hide behind a fake smile and say "im happy for you two :)" but really your not. YES! be ready for another heart break!!!


what a vent!!!


message 44: by [deleted user] (new)

My thought process while in a long car ride

I have to pee.
When are we gonna be there?
Lol look at that person singing.
Why the f**k is he staring at me?
Ew that person was picking his nose.
I'm f**king starving.
EW ROADKILL.
Oh hey a police car, I wonder what happened.
Well, that person was drunk.
I'm going to sleep.
f**k, I can't sleep.
This car smells like horse sh*t.
I don't have enough room.
OH LOOK AN AIRPLANE.
Why is she giving me a dirty look? That's right b*tch, drive away.
That guys hot! Oh wait that's a woman.
Oh my god why is this person driving so slow.
Aw look at that old couple.
I really, really have to pee.
We better be there soon, or sh*ts goin' down.
What was that guy wearing?
...Is that a boy or a girl? Da f**kk?
Well, we almost rear-ended them.
*Checks phone* Wow I have no friends.
I'll listen to my ipod. Oh wait it's dead.
OH MY GOD A TEXT!!!! ...oh. Facebook.
I still have to pee.
I am still f**king starving.
Here. Finally.


message 45: by Irene (new)

Irene (wingdesilverii) Lol


message 46: by Katie (new)

Katie | 117 comments lol hats what I think on any long car ride..


message 47: by [deleted user] (new)

=P


message 48: by [deleted user] (new)

....Pickup lines....




Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.


I see you have some skittles in your mouth, may i taste the rainbow?-

is your mom a baker?
beacuse she made a cutie pie!

Hey there cutie , I'm suprised your legs dont hurt cause coming from me you've been running through my mind all night and day!


If you were a transformer, you'd be
Optimus Fine ;)

If you were a burger at
McDonalds u would be the McGorgeous.

Are you a traffic ticket because you've got
fine written all over you.


-Good thing i got my library card
because im checking you out.-


message 49: by [deleted user] (last edited Jan 13, 2012 08:13AM) (new)

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
What?

Nothing, it just waved.
Ohh.

Do you sea what I just did there?

No.

Im shore you did.

How do you have friends?

Dont be such a beach.


message 50: by [deleted user] (new)

The Suite life of Zack and Cody;
Hector: Esteban, I have great news! There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
Hector: No. The other one.
Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?


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