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message 1: by Jessie! (new)

Jessie! (BookWormForever645) | 289 comments Mod
Here you can post funny jokes that you know or found.


*Note, please keep it appropriate :P


message 2: by Jessie! (last edited Nov 14, 2011 06:00PM) (new)

Jessie! (BookWormForever645) | 289 comments Mod
Why couldnt the elephant ride the bike?






* Because he didnt have a thumb to ring the bell
-My friend told me this and i cracked up. :P


message 3: by MizziQ (new)

MizziQ :) Lol. I don't know any good ones cuz' I'll laugh at any one... :)

I'll think on it. :)


message 4: by Jessie! (new)

Jessie! (BookWormForever645) | 289 comments Mod
Heres some Knock Knock jokes!!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
(Love that one LOL)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Funny Riddels

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Q:Why do elephants never forget?

A:Because nobody ever tells them anything


Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

A: Close the door, I'm dressing!


Q: What did one eye say to the other?

A: Between you and me something smells

I found all of these really funny. Haha :P Hope you enjoy!


message 5: by MizziQ (new)

MizziQ Love them!!! Especially the Encyclopedia one! :)


message 6: by Jessie! (new)

Jessie! (BookWormForever645) | 289 comments Mod
I know thats my fav. haha Thankz :P


message 7: by Zayna (new)

Zayna | 29 comments I find the riddles really funny! :D


message 8: by Jessie! (new)

Jessie! (BookWormForever645) | 289 comments Mod
Some people say Love is more important....

...I say Oxgyen is

got that one from phonezoo lol


message 9: by Maddie (new)

Maddie | 88 comments ROFL!


message 10: by Jessie! (new)

Jessie! (BookWormForever645) | 289 comments Mod
IKR!!! I love that XD


message 11: by Maddie (new)

Maddie | 88 comments I found this on twitter

"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude you were just shaking pineapples yelling SpongeBob I know you’re in there.


message 12: by Jessie! (new)

Jessie! (BookWormForever645) | 289 comments Mod
hahahha I found something like that too, only a little different.

"I wasnt that drunk"

"Dude you cut up all my pineapples yelling SpongeBob where are you!"

LOL XD


message 13: by Maddie (new)

Maddie | 88 comments LOL :P


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