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1000 ways to break up with your Boyfriend/Girlfriend..

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message 1: by Lian, 16 years old (new)

Lian (missdee45) | 79 comments Mod
( they can be funny, mean, nice, far fetched ...anything! )


1. By Changing your Facebook Relationship Status to Single ;)


message 2: by Kimi (new)

Kimi (kimisokool) LOL how horrible!

2. By text message. "I'm sorry but, it's over. It's not you, it's me." Then I change my number. =)


Tammy ~Witching Hour Reads~ (03tammy-lynn) | 33 comments Trick them into breaking up with you!


message 4: by Kimi (new)

Kimi (kimisokool) That's a good one Tammy!

4. Pretend to be your angry parent and yell at your bf/gf when they call and say "He/She cannot accept any calls from you ever again!"


message 5: by Tanecia (new)

Tanecia  (books101) or you can simply text him "Im sorry but can you please loose my number?" haha


message 6: by Molly (new)

Molly | 1 comments Create a mix tape of songs about breaking up and give it to them.


Tammy ~Witching Hour Reads~ (03tammy-lynn) | 33 comments No its really not me, its you!


message 8: by Kimi (new)

Kimi (kimisokool) 5. simply text him "Im sorry but can you please loose my number?" haha
6. Create a mix tape of songs about breaking up and give it to them.
7. No its really not me, its you!


message 9: by Kimi (new)

Kimi (kimisokool) 8. Have your new bf/gf go to his/her job and break it to them easy. LOL


Tammy ~Witching Hour Reads~ (03tammy-lynn) | 33 comments I love it!


message 11: by Kairi (new)

Kairi  | 55 comments Never call them again lol or move away haha and then you meet again in like three years it's all awkward


message 12: by Dominus~ (last edited Apr 08, 2012 12:06AM) (new)

Dominus~ | 6 comments Kiss a guy in front of him if you're a girl.
If you're a boy, tell her you're gay.
Don't show interest at anything he does.
Tell him "you guys won't work 'cause he's so (any reason)"
You hate the day you answered him like Friday the 13th. It means bad luck, they say or November 1...


message 13: by Kimi (new)

Kimi (kimisokool) 9. Never call them again lol or move away haha and then you meet again in like three years it's all awkward
10. Kiss a guy in front of him if you're a girl.
11. If you're a boy, tell her you're gay.
12. Don't show interest at anything he does.
13. Tell him "you guys won't work 'cause he's so (any reason)"
14. You hate the day you answered him like Friday the 13th. It means bad luck, they say or November 1...


message 14: by Kimi (new)

Kimi (kimisokool) Tammy wrote: "I love it!"

LOL Thanks Tammy! =)


message 15: by Kimi (new)

Kimi (kimisokool) 15. Start loving all the things that he hates or just do everything that Kate Hudson did in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

There should be a guy movie like that. It would be hilarious!


message 16: by Lola (new)

Lola Mark tell him he is super ugly and that you hats kissing him


message 17: by Wren (new)

Wren  (wrenreaders) Go to a restaurant like mcdonalds. Order something. Then halfway home, ask to g back and get something else.:
Do this a few times and they will break up with you.


message 18: by Wren (new)

Wren  (wrenreaders) Or just say that you only wanna be friends. Breaking up with someone is not the end of the world, really. Not a big deal.


message 19: by Billy (new)

Billy Applesed | 1 comments Say to your partener... see you on the flipside mother ......


message 20: by Sean (new)

Sean | 1 comments !!Just Kill him!! LoL P.s don't forget to get an alibi


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

Do the normal;
I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

Lola wrote: "tell him he is super ugly and that you hats kissing him"

aw that's mean. [but it would work] :)


message 23: by Jemma (last edited Jul 30, 2013 11:17AM) (new)

Jemma Bourne | 1 comments You:"knock knock"
Him/her:"who's there"
You:"single"
Him/her:"single who"
You:"single you"
You:"bye"


message 24: by Madi (new)

Madi | 1 comments Play the song "why can't we be friends" and then say "and only that"


message 25: by Jay (new)

Jay | 1 comments Him: Hey
You: Hey
Him: WHats up?
You: PLanning murder
Him: On who?
You: U... watch your back I have a gun


message 26: by Asa (last edited Jan 21, 2016 03:02PM) (new)

Asa | 1 comments Me: Hey babe do you want to see a magic trick?
Him: Um....Sure
Me: Poof!!!!!!.....Ur Single
Him:*Shocked Face*
Me: Byeeee.....*Walks Out*


message 27: by Kelly (new)

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message 28: by Olive (new)

Olive | 1 comments Send them a box of chocolates and a book for helping upset singles


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