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message 1: by Debbie (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:22PM) (new)

Debbie Moorhouse Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.


message 2: by Monissa, Deck Hand (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:23PM) (new)

Monissa | 87 comments Mod
Bad squirrel


message 3: by Debbie (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:23PM) (new)

Debbie Moorhouse Me, bad?


message 4: by Monissa, Deck Hand (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:23PM) (new)

Monissa | 87 comments Mod
Nah, the other squirrel


message 5: by Debbie (last edited Aug 25, 2016 01:23PM) (new)

Debbie Moorhouse Oh, THAT squirrel!


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