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message 1: by Barb (new)

Barb My dumb-ass friend is full of these gems. This is from her FB today ... I figured Sally would *appreciate* it.

"So I am sitting here at the doctors office board out of my mine. He is way behind as per usual.
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message 2: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments So very many writhe-worthy moments in that one, Barb. :/


message 3: by Barb (new)

Barb I know, right? It hurts my brain.


message 4: by Jammies (new)

Jammies The writer(s) for People of Walmart need to be a little more careful of their grammar, spelling and word use. After all, I'm not going to take your snobbery seriously if you don't know the difference between "garner" and "garnish".


message 5: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24073 comments Mod
I love a good garnish on the side of my plate, and some brides wear a white garner belt. Did I get it right?


message 6: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11605 comments A Jennifer Garner belt?


message 7: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24073 comments Mod
She garnered much praise for her garner belt.


message 8: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11605 comments As Electra she gave several people a good belt!




message 9: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments The business magnates have bigger bugs to concur than the computer variety.

I think they mean conquer.


message 10: by Barb (new)

Barb I concur.


message 11: by Sarah (last edited Nov 09, 2011 01:36PM) (new)

Sarah | 13815 comments

Believe And Achieve.


message 12: by ~Geektastic~ (last edited Nov 09, 2011 01:38PM) (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3207 comments ^^ At first, I thought this said "bother and archive," but it doesn't even make that much sense. Aren't tattoo artists supposed to draw stuff for approval before they put it on your skin?


message 13: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4728 comments "Bother and archive." That could make a good motto.


message 14: by ~Geektastic~ (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3207 comments I thought maybe he was just a really committed librarian.


message 15: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4728 comments Hah. Either that or Alan Funt...although you're way too young to know who Alan Funt was. He created the show "Candid Camera," which in a way was about surreptitiously bothering people and archiving the result.


message 16: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13815 comments Smile! You're on candid camera...


message 17: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4728 comments That's him.


message 18: by ~Geektastic~ (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3207 comments Jonathan wrote: "Hah. Either that or Alan Funt...although you're way too young to know who Alan Funt was. He created the show "Candid Camera," which in a way was about surreptitiously bothering people and archiving..."

I remember re-runs of Candid Camera, but I never knew the guy's name.


message 19: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6485 comments Good recall Jonathan. I wouldn't have thought you were that old.


message 20: by Jonathan (last edited Nov 09, 2011 02:00PM) (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4728 comments That's mostly how I saw it too--re-runs. The show was pretty old. I think it actually started on the radio as "Candid Microphone" and then got adapted for TV.


message 21: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13815 comments It was on when I was a kid but I don't know that I would have recognized if they were new episodes or re-runs.


message 22: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments I've watched Candid Camera rerurns as well as a kid, and the Dutch adaptation of the show: Bananasplit.


message 23: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24073 comments Mod
Man charged with manslaughter in Florida butt-injection case

Isn't butt slang? Should it be in a newspaper headline?


message 24: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
Sure. As long as the copyeditor has a sense of humor.


message 25: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11605 comments You would prefer "ass?"


message 26: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24073 comments Mod
Buttocks would be best.


message 27: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
"he hit me directly in the butt-ocks"



"...they said it was a 'million-dollar wound'"


"the government must have kept that money as I've never seen a dime."


message 28: by Barb (new)

Barb Why am I suddenly craving shrimp gumbo?


message 29: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24073 comments Mod
Buttocks make you think of shrimp gumbo?


message 30: by Barb (new)

Barb Silly Lobster.
Maybe if you didn't refuse to watch Forrest Gump, you'd get it.


message 31: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24073 comments Mod
Oh, I still refuse to watch it. So I will remain clueless about your gumbo quote.


message 32: by Barb (new)

Barb ... and Sally's butt-ocks quotes.


message 33: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24073 comments Mod
Yes. Unawares.


message 34: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
"she tasted like cig-a-rettes"


message 35: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24073 comments Mod
Blissfully ignorant.


message 36: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
"...but you don't have any legs, Lieutenent Dan!"


message 37: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Shrimp.


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