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message 1: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments They can be most likely found in 1) Target, 2) Costco, 3) airports, 4) coffee shops.

You're welcome.


message 2: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod
Oh yeah, like I needed this information. I hate soccer moms.

I will come back and delete this if it turns out we have any soccer moms in the group.


message 3: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4728 comments So, have you devoted all of your time away from TC to this researching this important question, RA?


message 4: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod
I didn't associate tramp stamps with the soccer mom demographic. But maybe there are local variations.


message 5: by RandomAnthony (last edited Nov 01, 2011 06:28PM) (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I don't associate soccer moms with tramp stamps or porn stars. I suppose there are subsets of soccer moms. I need to think of this more. But I won't leave to do the research, Jonathan. I'll take my laptop to the locations.:)


message 6: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4728 comments Very good.


message 7: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod



message 8: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Is that you, LG?


message 9: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod
Sorry.....

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message 10: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Or is that one you?


message 11: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod
I'm developing a guilt complex for making every thread borderline NSFW.


message 12: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod
Sorry! Very sorry.
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message 13: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments Lobstergirl wrote: "Oh yeah, like I needed this information. I hate soccer moms.

I will come back and delete this if it turns out we have any soccer moms in the group."



Hehehe


message 14: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11629 comments What's your definition of a soccer mom?


message 15: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) If my grandson played soccer, my daughter-in-law would be a soccer mom. He played football last year and his mother was the ongoing entertainment. She had her face painted with the team's initials and in their colours. She ran more than the kids did. She kept up to them on the sidelines, back and forth. By the end of the game, she had no voice left. It was hilarious. My grandson was a tad bit embarrassed. Secretly, I think he was pleased.

I won't tell you about my foray into being a hockey mom.


message 16: by Dr. Detroit (new)

Dr. Detroit | 6019 comments RandomAnthony wrote: "They can be most likely found in 1) Target, 2) Costco, 3) airports, 4) coffee shops.

You're welcome."


5) In bars dancing to "Jessie's Girl," hands up in the air and screaming "Wooo!" after splitting a beer with their BFF.


message 17: by Helena (new)

Helena | 1058 comments Whew.

I’m not a soccer mom. I drink whole beers, by myself and I rarely throw my hands up in the air and scream “Wooo!”. Nor do I have a tramp stamp.


message 18: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments LG's tramp stamp posts are cracking me up.


message 19: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod
Phil wrote: "What's your definition of a soccer mom?"

I don't have one. It's one of the hardest demographics to define, for me.


message 20: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments this thread has taken a disappointing turn


message 21: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments yes


message 22: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11629 comments First one isn't a mom.
Second one is a skank.
Third one is frightful -- run away!
Last one probably has a husband who would kick my ass for even looking.


message 23: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11629 comments My tastes would go more this direction...








message 24: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod
The original soccer mom.




message 25: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod
Eva Longoria is not a soccer mom. She has no kids.


message 26: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11629 comments Then I'll stick with the center picture - Mia Hamm. She has twin girls.**




**Note to Felix, RA and Jim: I am not referencing her boobs.


message 27: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6485 comments Phil wrote: "Then I'll stick with the center picture - Mia Hamm. She has twin girls.**




**Note to Felix, RA and Jim: I am not referencing her boobs."


Thanks for clarifying :-)


message 28: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) Phil wrote: "Then I'll stick with the center picture - Mia Hamm. She has twin girls.**




**Note to Felix, RA and Jim: I am not referencing her boobs."


Who are you and what did you do with Phil?


message 29: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod
Barb wrote: "Phil shall now and forever me referred to as "Mr.Wholesome". What? You don't like the 'soccer balls being transported in shirt' look?"

Is that what those are? I feel better now, actually. I'd hate to think of someone with actual breasts that globular.


message 30: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11629 comments Janice wrote: "Who are you and what did you do with Phil?"

Oh, don't worry. I said I wasn't referencing them as "(her) twin girls" but I never said I wasn't checking them out.


message 31: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod
Yes. My brother is one.


message 32: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17322 comments Mod
I don't like this thread. I do not like it not at all.


message 33: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24154 comments Mod
Hmm.


message 34: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17322 comments Mod
::tickels::


message 35: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11629 comments Sally wrote: "::tickels::"

Drunk Sally is funny.


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