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message 1: by Nushiiii loves Peeta Mellark ♥1D♥, Harry Potter withdrawal symptoms arghhh (new)

Nushiiii loves Peeta Mellark ♥1D♥ (NushiiiMellark) | 70 comments Mod
Anyone feeling down? Use this topic to laugh ur insides out and read hp quotes. What could be better? lol.
Ok I'll start.

ALL DRACO'S QUOTES!!!



Draco Malfoy -

"Practising for the ballet potter?"

RIDIKKULUS. "This class is riddikulus."

LMFAO


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Snape

)"Do you remember me telling you we are practising nonverbal spells,Potter?"
"Yes,"said Harry stiffly
"Yes sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir",Professor."


message 3: by Miss Silvertongue (last edited Jul 14, 2011 10:01PM) (new)

Miss Silvertongue (misssilvertongue) | 52 comments Oh man, there's way too many! Some life quotes then.

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live Harry." - Albus Dumbledore, Philosopher's Stone

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." - Sirius Black, Goblet of Fire.


message 4: by Nushiiii loves Peeta Mellark ♥1D♥, Harry Potter withdrawal symptoms arghhh (new)

Nushiiii loves Peeta Mellark ♥1D♥ (NushiiiMellark) | 70 comments Mod
hahahha!!! i think i will make a topic named LIFE QUOTES! :) there's diff ones, like one dedicated to fred and george coz god knows they've got too many amazing ones, and should I make one for dumbledore? or just one named life quotes?


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drew (drewbeck) Umm, this was in the Deathly Hallows 2:
Flich: CHILDREN! CHILDREN ARE OUT OF BED AND IN THE HALLS! CHILDREN ARE OUT OF THEIR DORMS!!! THEY ARE OUT IN THE HALLS!!!! (screams)
McGonagall: Yes. I know. . . .
Flich: Oh. . . .


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Nushiiii loves Peeta Mellark ♥1D♥ (NushiiiMellark) | 70 comments Mod
HAHAHA yeh i was just talking about that one with my sister! :D
like this -

Filch: CHILDREN OUT OF BED! CHILDREN IN THE CORRIDORS! (screams)
McGonagall: They're meant to be out of bed you blithering idiot!

ROFLMAO gold moment!


Miss Silvertongue (misssilvertongue) | 52 comments And "I've always wanted to use that spell." God bless McGonagall.


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:) god bless indeed.


message 9: by tallfubar (new)

tallfubar (fallingfromresolution) Did they include this in the movie?:

Mcgonagall: "CHARGE!!!!!"

I have more quotes, but most belong in Gred and Forge Weasley quotes.


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"He spat at you."


message 11: by drew (new)

drew (drewbeck) •Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up!


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time.


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. (eats it)
Dumbledore: ...Hmm, alas, earwax.


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
(in the Devil's Snare)
Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry: So light a fire!
Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!
Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating.


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back.


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Draco: Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?
Harry: Yeah, reckon so
Draco: Got plenty of special features, hasn't it? Shame it doesn't come with a parachute-in case you get too near a Dementor. (Crabbe and Goyle sniggered)
Harry: Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me…


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Professor Lupin: And again!
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of SIGHT! (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table)


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron to Pettigrew (with revulsion): I let you sleep in my bed!


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Fred Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt.


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…
Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.
Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?
Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!
Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it.


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Hermione: You seem to be drowning twice.
Ron: Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging Hippogriff.


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ron: Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry… Imagine having to live off rats.


•Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Luna Lovegood: No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end.


•Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Albus Dumbledore: Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Enid Smeek : She's nutty as squirrel poo.


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Auntie Muriel : You there, give me a chair, I'm a hundred and seven!


message 12: by Nushiiii loves Peeta Mellark ♥1D♥, Harry Potter withdrawal symptoms arghhh (new)

Nushiiii loves Peeta Mellark ♥1D♥ (NushiiiMellark) | 70 comments Mod
BAHAHAHHAHAAHH!
Omg wow i think we need a few more QUOTES topics - ill make one called -
Malfoy's comebacks (and Harry owning him)
and
Harry - the boy who lived.


message 13: by tallfubar (new)

tallfubar (fallingfromresolution) Harry: Where are we, Professor?

Dumbledore: I was just about to ask you that myself. Where do you think we are?

Harry: Well, it looks like Kings Cross Station.

Dumbledore: O.o


message 14: by Nushiiii loves Peeta Mellark ♥1D♥, Harry Potter withdrawal symptoms arghhh (new)

Nushiiii loves Peeta Mellark ♥1D♥ (NushiiiMellark) | 70 comments Mod
hehe :)


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