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Sabotage Wishes
Fun!Granted, but you can only do the Electric Slide and the Mashed Potato.
I wish I had a great singing voice. = )
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Granted, but you can only dance to one song, ever.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Fine... Carolyn, Granted but you have terrible stage fright and only sing when alone.
Million dollars still stands.
Granted, but it's all in pennies.I wish I was on a roller derby team.
Granted, but it's the men's team.I wish that I could speak French.
Granted, but only to French poodles. I wish I was tall.
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I wish I could bowl a perfect 300 game.
Granted, but you can only wear rented bowling shoes worn by sweaty men.I wish I could ride a bike.
Granted, but only a tricycle.I wish I was an author.
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Karendenice - Granted but you write wonderful stories that nobody appreciates
I wish I had a dog.
Karendenice - Granted, but you only write greeting cards.Becky - Granted, but it's an incessant barker.
I wish I worked in the library.
Granted, but you can't read English.I wish that I was dining at an enormously well-know restaurant.
Granted, but you can only eat snails.I wish I could see the Grand Canyon.
Granted, but it's cold.I wish I could go on holiday somewhere hot this summer.
Granted. It's the Sahara desert.I wish I had a robot to clean my house for me.
Granted, but you have to do the robot dance every time it cleans.I wish I could get more sleep.
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I wish I had a library full of books...
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I wish I didn't have to work today!
Granted, but you get to clean the highway with the convicts in 100 degree weather. I wish I lived on an island.
Granted, but that means you can't eat or go to the bathroom either.I wish a certain person at work would stop being so annoying.
Granted, they quit the job, but move in with you.I wish I owned a beach house.
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I wish I had an assistant at work.
Granted, but he says like after every word....I am like really really like good at this like job :)
I wish I did not have to wear a bra!
Granted, but you can't wear a shirt either. I wish I had a dog.
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I wish I didn't have to cook!
Granted, but you have to eat Ramen noodles all day, every day.I wish it was cooler.
Granted, but that means you can't eat anything. At all.I wish my daughter was little again.
Jackie wrote: "I wish it was cooler."Granted! We now have a new ice Age. It's so cold we can barely breathe! We've dubbed it "The Jackian" in your honor.
Karendenice wrote: I wish my daughter was little again."
Granted! Only now she's so small you can't find her.. you do however discover all the mischief she's getting into! I hope your insurance covers.. *crash* yeah all that.
I wish I could time-travel safely.
Granted but your molecules never come together in the right order each time you "travel".I wish I could nap every day!
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I wish I could read faster...
Granted, but you can't retain anything that you read.I wish that I had a room to make into a library/sewing room in my house.
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I wish I had breakfast this morning! *hungry*
Granted, but you get only tasteless porridge.I wish i had a better paying job...
Granted, but your job is mucking out barns all day.I wish I had servants to keep my house clean and repaired.
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I wish my phone could send text messages by just me thinking at it. LOL
Granted, but it only sends messages to your high-school gym teacher.I wish I could move to England.
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I wish I could write a best-seller.
(Damn! So not what I wanted lol, but still better than Ohio, I'll take it!)Granted but it's a best-selling book about plumbing.
I wish I had a $500 gift card to Barnes and Noble.
Granted, but you can only use it to buy books that you have to give away and never read them.I wish that I was caught up on all of my TBR books so that I could read more and different books.
Granted, but they're all in a language you can't read.I wish my hair was naturally red.
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I wish my neighbors would stop setting off loud fireworks right outside the house.
Granted, but they are now setting them off in your house. I wish I had a cat.
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I wish laundry would do itself.
Granted, but he bites you.I wish that I could live in Rebecca's house in
Granted, but unfortunately it's Garfield and he keeps cleaning out your kitchen. I wish i would have remembered to take taken my allergy pill earlier.
Melissa wrote: "Granted, but unfortunately it's Garfield and he keeps cleaning out your kitchen. I wish i would have remembered to take taken my allergy pill earlier."
Granted, but it was past the expiration date and you sneezed your head off anyway.
I wish my mother would listen to her therapist!
Granted, but her therapist tells her to listen to the voices in her head. I wish I had a two-story house instead of a two-bedroom apartment.
You make a wish. The next person says, "Granted, but..." and makes the wish useless.
Example: I wish I could fly.
Answer: Granted, but you can only fly two inches off the ground.
I'll start: I wish I was good at dancing.