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message 1: by Teralyn (new)

Teralyn Pilgrim | 36 comments I got this idea from a NaNoWriMo forum.

You make a wish. The next person says, "Granted, but..." and makes the wish useless.

Example: I wish I could fly.
Answer: Granted, but you can only fly two inches off the ground.

I'll start: I wish I was good at dancing.


message 2: by Carolyn (new)

Carolyn (seeford) | 28 comments Fun!
Granted, but you can only do the Electric Slide and the Mashed Potato.

I wish I had a great singing voice. = )


message 3: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Teralyn wrote: "I wish I was good at dancing. "

Granted, but you can only dance to one song, ever.

I wish I had a million dollars.


message 4: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Oooh Carolyn beat me to it! LOL

Fine... Carolyn, Granted but you have terrible stage fright and only sing when alone.

Million dollars still stands.


message 5: by Teralyn (new)

Teralyn Pilgrim | 36 comments Granted, but it's all in pennies.

I wish I was on a roller derby team.


message 6: by Karendenice (new)

Karendenice | 54 comments Granted, but it's the men's team.

I wish that I could speak French.


message 7: by Kate (new)

Kate Quinn | 544 comments Granted, but only to French poodles.

I wish I was tall.


message 8: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Granted, but you live in Japan.

I wish I could bowl a perfect 300 game.


message 9: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) Granted, but you can only wear rented bowling shoes worn by sweaty men.

I wish I could ride a bike.


message 10: by Karendenice (new)

Karendenice | 54 comments Granted, but only a tricycle.

I wish I was an author.


message 11: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Kate - Granted, but you live in a society of short people.

Karendenice - Granted but you write wonderful stories that nobody appreciates

I wish I had a dog.


message 12: by Carolyn (new)

Carolyn (seeford) | 28 comments Karendenice - Granted, but you only write greeting cards.

Becky - Granted, but it's an incessant barker.

I wish I worked in the library.


message 13: by Karendenice (new)

Karendenice | 54 comments Granted, but you can't read English.

I wish that I was dining at an enormously well-know restaurant.


message 14: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) Granted, but you can only eat snails.

I wish I could see the Grand Canyon.


message 15: by Alex (new)

Alex | 41 comments Granted, but it's cold.

I wish I could go on holiday somewhere hot this summer.


message 16: by Teralyn (new)

Teralyn Pilgrim | 36 comments Granted. It's the Sahara desert.

I wish I had a robot to clean my house for me.


message 17: by Jackie (new)

Jackie (thenightowl) | 2231 comments Granted, but you have to do the robot dance every time it cleans.

I wish I could get more sleep.


message 18: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Granted, but then you fall asleep at awkward or bad times... O_o

I wish I had a library full of books...


message 19: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
MEAN!


message 20: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Well I'll grant your wish... But you have to live in that castle nunnery with Brunhilda and her sisters.

I wish I didn't have to work today!


message 21: by Jackie (new)

Jackie (thenightowl) | 2231 comments Granted, but you get to clean the highway with the convicts in 100 degree weather.

I wish I lived on an island.


message 22: by Teralyn (new)

Teralyn Pilgrim | 36 comments Granted, but that means you can't eat or go to the bathroom either.

I wish a certain person at work would stop being so annoying.


message 23: by Carolyn (new)

Carolyn (seeford) | 28 comments Granted, they quit the job, but move in with you.

I wish I owned a beach house.


message 24: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Granted, but it's a sandcastle.

I wish I had an assistant at work.


message 25: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) Granted, but he says like after every word....
I am like really really like good at this like job :)

I wish I did not have to wear a bra!


message 26: by Kate (new)

Kate Quinn | 544 comments Granted, but you can't wear a shirt either.

I wish I had a dog.


message 27: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Granted, but he chews up everything in your house.

I wish I didn't have to cook!


message 28: by Jackie (new)

Jackie (thenightowl) | 2231 comments Granted, but you have to eat Ramen noodles all day, every day.

I wish it was cooler.


message 29: by Karendenice (new)

Karendenice | 54 comments Granted, but that means you can't eat anything. At all.

I wish my daughter was little again.


message 30: by Kiri (new)

Kiri | 82 comments Jackie wrote: "I wish it was cooler."
Granted! We now have a new ice Age. It's so cold we can barely breathe! We've dubbed it "The Jackian" in your honor.


Karendenice wrote: I wish my daughter was little again."
Granted! Only now she's so small you can't find her.. you do however discover all the mischief she's getting into! I hope your insurance covers.. *crash* yeah all that.

I wish I could time-travel safely.


message 31: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) Granted but your molecules never come together in the right order each time you "travel".

I wish I could nap every day!


message 32: by Karendenice (new)

Karendenice | 54 comments Kiri, you are so funny! :D


message 33: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Granted, Jenn, but you nap ALL day, like a vampire. Better get a night job!

I wish I could read faster...


message 34: by Karendenice (new)

Karendenice | 54 comments Granted, but you can't retain anything that you read.

I wish that I had a room to make into a library/sewing room in my house.


message 35: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Granted, but it's your bathroom.

I wish I had breakfast this morning! *hungry*


message 36: by Melissa (new)

Melissa (jedisakora) | 189 comments Granted, but you get only tasteless porridge.

I wish i had a better paying job...


message 37: by Kit★ (new)

Kit★ (xkittyxlzt) Granted, but your job is mucking out barns all day.

I wish I had servants to keep my house clean and repaired.


message 38: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Granted, but your masseuse is called Stewart and weighs 630 lbs and is as hairy as the ape-man. And sweaty.

I wish my phone could send text messages by just me thinking at it. LOL


message 39: by Kit★ (new)

Kit★ (xkittyxlzt) Granted, but it only sends messages to your high-school gym teacher.

I wish I could move to England.


message 40: by Becky, Moddess (last edited Jul 01, 2011 05:31PM) (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Granted... England Hill, Kentucky.

I wish I could write a best-seller.


message 41: by Kit★ (new)

Kit★ (xkittyxlzt) (Damn! So not what I wanted lol, but still better than Ohio, I'll take it!)

Granted but it's a best-selling book about plumbing.

I wish I had a $500 gift card to Barnes and Noble.


message 42: by Karendenice (new)

Karendenice | 54 comments Granted, but you can only use it to buy books that you have to give away and never read them.

I wish that I was caught up on all of my TBR books so that I could read more and different books.


message 43: by Melissa (new)

Melissa (jedisakora) | 189 comments Granted, but they're all in a language you can't read.

I wish my hair was naturally red.


message 44: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Granted but only the hair on your arms.

I wish my neighbors would stop setting off loud fireworks right outside the house.


message 45: by Jackie (new)

Jackie (thenightowl) | 2231 comments Granted, but they are now setting them off in your house.

I wish I had a cat.


message 46: by Becky, Moddess (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) | 3385 comments Mod
Granted. A CAT tractor. Use it well. ;)

I wish laundry would do itself.


message 47: by Karendenice (new)

Karendenice | 54 comments Granted, but he bites you.

I wish that I could live in Rebecca's house in Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier


message 48: by Melissa (new)

Melissa (jedisakora) | 189 comments Granted, but unfortunately it's Garfield and he keeps cleaning out your kitchen.

I wish i would have remembered to take taken my allergy pill earlier.


message 49: by Robyn (new)

Robyn Melissa wrote: "Granted, but unfortunately it's Garfield and he keeps cleaning out your kitchen.

I wish i would have remembered to take taken my allergy pill earlier."


Granted, but it was past the expiration date and you sneezed your head off anyway.

I wish my mother would listen to her therapist!


message 50: by Kate (new)

Kate Quinn | 544 comments Granted, but her therapist tells her to listen to the voices in her head.

I wish I had a two-story house instead of a two-bedroom apartment.


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