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**says 2 Angela all un-caring and shyt**
thats nice....
"you look like aladin" lol sorry, still on superbad. speakin of aladin
**goes on a tangant**
hoos ur fav disney character? mines is either Mickey(duh!) or Tarzan(cuz we talk tha same) oh, and Belle(cuz shes kinda hot)
"those pants are way to tight..."(Super Bad)
mi favorite Villains would have 2 b Maleficent cuz her names literally means "evil". oh, and cuz she lookz like she'd b a bitch i i knew her. bitches are cool. i once was a bitch 4 a week, got mad attention. and i cant 4get jafar. i mean wut other disney villain can turn into a red genie?
(answer that & ur a sucker)
thats nice....
"you look like aladin" lol sorry, still on superbad. speakin of aladin
**goes on a tangant**
hoos ur fav disney character? mines is either Mickey(duh!) or Tarzan(cuz we talk tha same) oh, and Belle(cuz shes kinda hot)
"those pants are way to tight..."(Super Bad)
mi favorite Villains would have 2 b Maleficent cuz her names literally means "evil". oh, and cuz she lookz like she'd b a bitch i i knew her. bitches are cool. i once was a bitch 4 a week, got mad attention. and i cant 4get jafar. i mean wut other disney villain can turn into a red genie?
(answer that & ur a sucker)
**ignores angela's half dead lookin body and pulls out a Subway's sandwhich and goes 2 wurk on it**
man, im orgasimin over heer
man, im orgasimin over heer
.....may i have sum joe?n if u think i'm gonna beg u can 4get about it!
*looks her up and down and cockily says*
Whats in it for me?
Whats in it for me?
...body. yup, I got that...you?
tess: ugh, you know i dont!
joe: lol
tess: ugh, you know i dont!
joe: lol
joe: mind your own bee'z wax
tess: ew!!!!!!!
seo: lol roger that
joe: whose roger?
seo: idk
tess: ew!!!!!!!
tess: ew!!!!!!!
seo: lol roger that
joe: whose roger?
seo: idk
tess: ew!!!!!!!
my fave evil character is mike shagoobian......yeah, just thought i'd throw that in there.
dont mention it ;)
tess: mention what?
joe: "it"!
tess: ew!!!!!
tess: mention what?
joe: "it"!
tess: ew!!!!!
ummm yah joe DIDNTbut either way
you member who roger is donchu?
donye:que en para tu?joe:duh
donye:...ummm.....
*looks around den see's a trash can n goes looks inside n picks up a pickle w/ mold on it n brings it back 2 joe*
donye:here yea go
joe:wtf donye
donye:i thought u liked eatin trash tho
joe:oh yea i do...duh joe
*takes da pickle n starts eatin it
ew!
*cant believe she ate it*
haha thats wut you get(when you let your heart win) for not being clear...(skin)
*cant believe she ate it*
haha thats wut you get(when you let your heart win) for not being clear...(skin)
im not playing this game with you tess, go play with urself...
*laughs a minute later at what he just said*
lol
*laughs a minute later at what he just said*
lol
well, i don't really get anything serena said xcept for the 'not big ugly' part heheh
well no i can also say..fatass,bitch,fugly,yo momma,don't hate me cause u ain't me, i like pie,oh n SHUT DA FUCK UP (but not 2 u tho)but i just don't feel like saying those words at da moment,even tho i just did!
or maybe its really a he...yeah, these are the questions that keep me up at night
*randomly falls asleep*
joe *snores* Zzzzzz....
*randomly falls asleep*
joe *snores* Zzzzzz....
that's my thought exactly, for all we know someone on the group could a creeper or somethin...
**looks around accusingly**
anybody wanna say anything???
**looks around accusingly**
anybody wanna say anything???
hey, i'm clean don't look at me.
crowd: right
yea, so anyway we went to go c superbad(best movie evr) and i sat nxt to one of mi friend's frined, and yes, he invited her w/out mi permission, and she kept laughin like a goddamn hyena tha whole entire time. i mean i kno its a hellishly funny movie but c'mon, its called "a limit"? well anyway, i was suckin on this pepper mint flavored lollie(yes, he callz Lollipops "lollies) and theer came a point in tha movie wheer this actor named Seth Rogan(not 2 b confused w/ "rogaine") was runnin after Jonah Hill i think his name is, and wen he got away seth said "thats the....hes the fastest kid alive..." and she was dyin! i mean yea, i was 2 cuz it was tmtfh(2 much 2 fuckinhandle) but then she like put her hand on mi thigh. i know, awkward. yada-yada-yada, i went home happy :) & 4 those of u hoo think i "yada-yadaed" tha best part i didnt, cuz i mentioned the pepper mint lollipop...