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message 1: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments It has come to my attention that we have not played Fuck, Kill, Marry on this board, and I'm both surprised and disturbed.

You know how to play.

I'll start.

Courtney Love
Kim Kardashian
Lindsey Lohan

(No, you can't say "kill them all!")


message 2: by Helena (new)

Helena | 1058 comments Jason Statham

Ben Mulroney

Kevin Spacey (but since he’s gay- I’ll have to settle for Viggo Mortenson).

@ RA- one of my ‘celebrity fantasies’ is to fight Courtney Love.


message 3: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart Kevin Spacey is gay??? Since when?


message 4: by Helena (new)

Helena | 1058 comments iBritt wrote: "Kevin Spacey is gay??? Since when?"

Well, I thought I had heard rumours- but I’m frequently confused about that sort of thing. Someone confirmed it in the Celebrity Crush thread.


message 5: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments Ha ha! I love this game!


If we are dealing with the women, I'd kill Love, fuck Lohan and marry Kardashian, assuming we could live apart?

I love Spacey, but I thought he was straight? I suppose I learned something today.




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message 6: by Paul (new)

Paul (taytothief) Hayley Williams
Paris fcukin hilton
Scarlett Johansson


message 7: by Paul (new)

Paul (taytothief) /thread :p


message 8: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) Orlando Bloom
Oprah
Johnny Depp


message 9: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart Marry RDJ, kill bieber, fuck Hayek


message 10: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
I'm confused. RA wants to have sex with Courtney Love ?!?!?!? Be wedded to Lindsey Lohan for all eternity?!?!?! WTF strange universe is this?


message 11: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments Marry Bloom
Fuck Depp---meow!
Kill Oprah


message 12: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments No! Those were the first three names. I haven't decided yet.


message 13: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
How does this game work then?


message 14: by Michele (new)

Michele bookloverforever (lovebooks14) | 1970 comments today I feel too old to do any of the above. I'm sure it will pass but....to be 43 again!


message 15: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments Colin Firth
Helena Bonham Carter
Derek Jacobi (The King's Speech)


message 16: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments Sally wrote: "How does this game work then?"



You would choose one of the three persons listed to do one of the activities with. Kill them, marry them or Fu#k them.


message 17: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
Can we just gently cuddle instead of f***ing?


message 18: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments Of course...but cuddling with Courtney Love us at your own risk. :0


message 19: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 750 comments F- Lindsay Lohan (Hey, at least she appears to know what she's doing with the ladies)
M- Kim Kardashian (I will take her and her money)
K- Courtney Love (can't marry her... it makes you kill yourself, can't eff her because she looks like she is crawling with dirty things)


message 20: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments yes, what Suefly said. Ok, here we go...first off, Kristina and I share the same pattern with Lohan, Kardashian, and Love, but I'd have a hard time turning down fucking Kardashian. But her money is more appealing, yes.

This one is interesting:

Orlando Bloom
Oprah
Johnny Depp

Man, this one is tough:

1. Fuck Johnny Depp, just to see what it's like, since everyone says he's so hot.

2. Marry Oprah and then get divorced real quick without a prenup.

3. Kill Orlando Bloom. Sorry, buddy.


message 21: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13815 comments I think any of the three listed in the first post would necessitate a subsequent doctor's visit for some penicillin.


message 22: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments Sarah Pi wrote: "I think any of the three listed in the first post would necessitate a subsequent doctor's visit for some penicillin."

Hahaha!


message 23: by Joe (new)

Joe (attometer) If you marry them you get to fuck them too, right?


message 24: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
I just can't help but read the thread title as Mary, and then it sounds like an awful American Psycho style date.


Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~ (lyzzibug) | 708 comments F- Johnny Depp MMMMHHHMMMM
M- Orlando Bloom
K- Oprah


message 26: by BK (new)

BK Blue (paradoxically) | 56 comments Oh ok. This title scared me for a second. I was like, "In THAT order?!" D:

FUCK - Johnny Depp *chicka bow wow*
KILLLLLL - Orlando Bloom
MARRY - Oprah (what? She is one rich bitch)


message 27: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Eat, drink, and beat Mary.


message 28: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments There used to be a bar around with the tag line " Eat, Drink, meet Mary". It was a lesbian club, which was unique back in the 90's.


message 29: by Gatorman (new)

Gatorman K--Courtney Love
M--Kim Kardashian
F--Lindsay Lohan


message 30: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca White (rebecca_white) | 1028 comments I have no interest in marrying or killing anybody, but would fuck a whole lot of people.


message 31: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24100 comments Mod
People are messing up the order.


message 32: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24100 comments Mod
Can we go back in time for the F, like to the mid-90s?

Colin Firth
Newt Gingrich
Timothy Geithner


message 33: by [deleted user] (new)

It depends on which day you ask me. Today is a good killing day. I am feeling blood thirsty. Tomorrow I might be after some loving. The people would be the same though so I will need some resurrection skills.


Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) Lyzzibug wrote: "F- Johnny Depp MMMMHHHMMMM
M- Orlando Bloom
K- Oprah"


This. As much as I want Oprah's money, I'd rather have a shot at hooking up with both Depp and Bloom.


message 35: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) I did mine in order (f,k,m). To clarify then:

F - Orlando Bloom (he's too young to marry)
K - Oprah
M - Johnny Depp


message 36: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments Orlando Bloom (marry)
Oprah (KILL! KILL! KILL! and kill again.)
Johnny Depp (fuck)


message 37: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments Courtney Love (marry)
Kim Kardashian (kill)
Lindsey Lohan (fuck)


message 38: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments BonFire wrote: "Oh ok. This title scared me for a second. I was like, "In THAT order?!" D:

FUCK - Johnny Depp *chicka bow wow*
KILLLLLL - Orlando Bloom
MARRY - Oprah (what? She is one rich bitch)"


No amount of money or anything better than money in the entire universe is worth it.


message 39: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments Salma Hayak
Justin Beiber
Robert Downey Jr.

AWWWWWWW!! I would really hate to kill poor Justin Bieber!!!! I can't do this one.


message 40: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments Marry Salma, she seems like a nester
Fuck RD,Jr...Coked up or not, I bet he's a blast
Kill the Beib...he is beyond jail bait and I find him annoying.


message 41: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments But it's his BIRTHDAY!!!


message 42: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments The Beibs? Did he hit puberty yet or does he still have a career?


message 43: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments He's 17 today.


message 44: by Dr. Detroit (new)

Dr. Detroit | 6019 comments Helena wrote: "@ RA- one of my ‘celebrity fantasies’ is to fight Courtney Love."


Then on my behalf Helena, take no prisoners.


message 45: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6485 comments Barb wrote: "I just realized I was playing wrong. I'm really shooting blanks today.
"


Keeps the neighborhood safer.


message 46: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Clark wrote: "Helena wrote: "@ RA- one of my ‘celebrity fantasies’ is to fight Courtney Love."


Then on my behalf Helena, take no prisoners."


Like like like

Rebecca wrote: "I have no interest in marrying or killing anybody, but would fuck a whole lot of people."

Like like like


message 47: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments smetchie wrote: "But it's his BIRTHDAY!!!"

Ahem. How do you know this?


message 48: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Gail "cyborg" wrote: "It depends on which day you ask me. Today is a good killing day. I am feeling blood thirsty. Tomorrow I might be after some loving. The people would be the same though so I will need some resurrect..."

Like, but in a disturbing way


message 49: by janine (last edited Mar 01, 2011 01:16PM) (new)

janine | 7715 comments RandomAnthony wrote: "smetchie wrote: "But it's his BIRTHDAY!!!"

Ahem. How do you know this?"


i know it too. knowledge like that floats through the internet, it is almost impossible not to be infected.

and now you know it too!


message 50: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments janine wrote: "RandomAnthony wrote: "smetchie wrote: "But it's his BIRTHDAY!!!"

Ahem. How do you know this?"

i know it too. knowledge like that floats through the internet, it is almost impossible not to be in..."


Well said. The hub is weirdly interested in the Lohan drama and he's not normally intrested in Hollywood and such. I think he picked up the scent of the story from the over hype on the web.


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