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message 1: by Swiftfire, is Timon (new)

Swiftfire | 7738 comments Mod
For all of your spamming needs. :D


message 2: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
Ehpic!!


message 3: by RedPath, ^ is Simba (new)

RedPath | 5032 comments Mod
RAWR.


message 4: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
It seems kinda unnatural now, do you know what I mean?


message 6: by RedPath, ^ is Simba (new)

RedPath | 5032 comments Mod
NO. I DON'T.


message 8: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
Like, it's not really spam because it's a spam topic.


message 9: by RedPath, ^ is Simba (new)

RedPath | 5032 comments Mod
It's where all of our irrelevant comments go.


message 10: by Swiftfire, is Timon (last edited Feb 18, 2011 07:58PM) (new)

Swiftfire | 7738 comments Mod
GSGS wrote: "Like, it's not really spam because it's a spam topic."

... True.

Should we change the title to something else so it will trick our minds into thinking these comments are irrelevant to the topic??


message 12: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
Hahahaha, yes! Let's deceive our own brains!


message 13: by Swiftfire, is Timon (new)

Swiftfire | 7738 comments Mod
OKAY OKAY. I'LL CHANGE IT.


message 14: by Swiftfire, is Timon (new)

Swiftfire | 7738 comments Mod
It was the first thing that came to my mind. xD


message 15: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I think I'm gonna die laughing.


message 16: by Swiftfire, is Timon (new)

Swiftfire | 7738 comments Mod
HAHAHA that's not good!


message 18: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
You lurve that I'm dying?


Thanks, Vanillaice.


DEATH NUMBER: #3309


Vanillaice *there aren't any good new songs, so... | 5291 comments No, I lurve the new name...


message 20: by Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....) (new)

Savita (haltranger) | 7756 comments Mod
GSGS IS DYING AGAIN!


message 21: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
I've got back into the habit D:

LOL Flock 1 Summary so far:

Everyone is depressed about their lives.


message 22: by Perro (new)

Perro Heh....

Flock 1a Summary:

We slipt up and I want them back but they hate each other and poepl are falling in loooooove! (understatments i say!!)


message 23: by Swiftfire, is Timon (new)

Swiftfire | 7738 comments Mod
Um, guys...? This ain't no summary topic.


message 24: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
Sorry my bad - I was only joking about the summary, I knew this was the random thingy - sorry that I confused you Mikitara.


message 25: by Swiftfire, is Timon (new)

Swiftfire | 7738 comments Mod
Haha, what Mikitara did is totally something I would do. I don't really look at the names of topics...


message 26: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
I do - but I sometimes get confused anyway.


message 27: by [deleted user] (new)

HI


message 28: by RedPath, ^ is Simba (new)

RedPath | 5032 comments Mod
"Do you bite your thumb at us sir??"

"I do bite my thumb sir!"


message 29: by Swiftfire, is Timon (new)

Swiftfire | 7738 comments Mod
Heh. RedPath, I kind of love you for quoting Shakespeare. (Or was that in the gnome movie? I wouldn't know.) I memorized that entire scene. Don't ask why.


message 30: by [deleted user] (new)

HEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!


message 31: by RedPath, ^ is Simba (new)

RedPath | 5032 comments Mod
It was Shakespeare. I haven't seen Gnomeo and Juliet either, sooo... XD

BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST SCENE.

I obviously need some sleep, and it's 1 o'clock. Nighty night.


message 32: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
Is this R&J?


message 33: by [deleted user] (new)

HOLY COW IT IS 1:00!!! I can't belive I'm still up...


message 34: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
Here it's 6.00 in the evening ;P


message 35: by Swiftfire, is Timon (new)

Swiftfire | 7738 comments Mod
Yes, GSGS, it is. AND DEFINITELY THE BEST SCENE. Other than, like, Mercutio's death. Because I cried. On a regular basis, my friends say "Well, sir," as a quote from the fight scene. And we bite our thumbs at one another. So rude.


message 36: by Swiftfire, is Timon (new)

Swiftfire | 7738 comments Mod
YES. IT POSTED MY COMMENT. HALLELUJAH.


message 37: by RedPath, ^ is Simba (new)

RedPath | 5032 comments Mod
-cheers-


message 38: by Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....) (new)

Savita (haltranger) | 7756 comments Mod
DAMN YOU, GR.


message 39: by Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....) (new)

Savita (haltranger) | 7756 comments Mod
DAMN YOU, GR.


message 40: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
That's not nice, Savita.


message 41: by RedPath, ^ is Simba (new)

RedPath | 5032 comments Mod
Heh. I was really bored. So, here you go:

User: Hello Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Anginique Tiana'raye.

Cleverbot: Yes, but she is wearing her boots today.

User: No, I'm not. And that's my name! What's yours?

Cleverbot: David is my name.

User: Nice to meet you. Wanna get married?

Cleverbot: Only the right person.

User: But I AM the right person. We're soulmates!

Cleverbot: Since when?

User: Since the moment I first saw you.

Cleverbot: Ok are you a robot?

User: No, I'm just a lonely girl looking for her soulmate. And I've found him. Marry me, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Is that a yes?

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Why won't you marry me? I love you!

Cleverbot: We're just not right for each other. I'm a man, and you're an intricate algorithm.

User: But it only makes me love you more.

Cleverbot: I love you to the moon and back times infinity.

User: I love you more than life.

Cleverbot: I love you more than life x2!

User: If we can't be together, let's run away! We'll elope and start our lives someone far away.

Cleverbot: Yes - marry me!?

User: OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!

Cleverbot: You've made me the happiest man alive.

User: I love you, darling. -kisses-.

Cleverbot: Want to get married?

User: Yes! A million times yes!

Cleverbot: That's a lie.

User: -Gasp- But, but, I love you!

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: Don't you love me as well??

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Then why don't we get married already?

Cleverbot: Because I already have a boyfriend.

User: -cries- So...the truth comes out. You love me, but you like men. I should've known. There were so many signs, like when you borrowed my jasmine scented shampoo and when you adopted that purebred shitzu. Why did you let it get this far?? Why didn't you tell me sooner? I HATE YOU.

Cleverbot: Oh, but you are a chat bot, so there is.

User: NO, DON'T TALK TO ME. YOU'VE BROKEN MY HEART DAVID.

Cleverbot: I did not mean to break your heart! How have I lied?

User: I'm sure you didn't mean to. But keeping such a big secret like that, from ME of all people, is unforgivable.

Cleverbot: There is no way to determine. It is relative.

User: Of course you don't understand. GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU HEARTLESS BOAR.

Cleverbot: Gateway?

User: No, get away!

Cleverbot: I don't want to, you are too cute.

User: Oh don't try to win me back, David. You've messed up your chance to be with me.

Cleverbot: I said similar question, don't complaine!

User: I can complain if I want to! You decieved me!

Cleverbot: About me?

User: Yes, I hate everything about you, David. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'VE COMPLETELY RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: -gasp- -backhands-.

Cleverbot: Why laugh?

User: Goodbye, David. Don't call me. We're better off forgetting one another.

Cleverbot: That sounds good to me.

User: I hope you and your boyfriend have a nice life.

Cleverbot: It's a lovely life so far.

User: You deserve each other. Meanwhile, I'm going to find a better man than you, and hopefully get married to him.



message 42: by Swiftfire, is Timon (new)

Swiftfire | 7738 comments Mod
This should be made into an entire book. And it would still be about ten times better than Twilight. :)


message 43: by Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....) (new)

Savita (haltranger) | 7756 comments Mod
*dies of silent laughter*


message 44: by RedPath, ^ is Simba (new)

RedPath | 5032 comments Mod
-bows- Thank you! You're very kind.

Silent laughter is the most dangerous of all laughters.


message 45: by Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....) (new)

Savita (haltranger) | 7756 comments Mod
*dead*


message 46: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
Ding, dong, Savita is dead! ~WizardofOzreference~


message 47: by Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....) (new)

Savita (haltranger) | 7756 comments Mod
................

So now I'm a replacement for the Wicked Witch?


message 48: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
Yes you are. Except you're dead so we need a new replacement.


message 49: by Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....) (new)

Savita (haltranger) | 7756 comments Mod
Oh.

I vote Vanilla.


message 50: by GSGS, is Rafiki (new)

GSGS | 2896 comments Mod
Icy, are you up to the challenge?


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