Rate the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover 1-10

[RandomAnthony]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011...

1 is low, 10 is high. Go!

[Félix]

6.5

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I decline to rate. But her asymmetrical fat lip - recovering from a punch?

[Kevin]

8.7DD

[Brittomart]

*rolls eyes*

[Kevin]

not nearly enough

[Phil]

The Haruki Murakami lovers among you should appreciate this bit of interview with the model:

SBN: What are you reading right now?

IS: I'm reading a Russian book about powerful women of the 18th century. Russia was ruled by a woman in the 18th century, and I'm fascinated by the stories. It jumps back and forth a lot, and I like books that do that.

SBN: I read that you were a fan of the Japanese writer Haruki Murakami, right?

IS: Yes! I love him. You know what I love about his books? He's so easy to read. You get three pages in and you have to finish the whole thing.

[Phil]

Oh, I forgot.

Boobs not proportionate to body; no muscle tone in arms; whole thing airbrushed beyond any trace of humanity; eyes vacant.

Anonymous sex? 8

Take home to mother? 3

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

iBritt wrote: "*rolls eyes*"

High five, Britt.

[ms.petra]

Overall, "7"... from the neck down, she is a "9"
there have definitely been hotter models. that said, if you've got it, flaunt it. "

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Phil wrote: "Oh, I forgot.

Boobs not proportionate to body; no muscle tone in arms; whole thing airbrushed beyond any trace of humanity; eyes vacant.

Anonymous sex? 8"

What's the matter with saying "Hi, I'm Phil" first?

[Phil]

Er, she might be able to track me down?

[Scout]

She's flaunting her youth and beauty. Why not? I'd give her an 8.5 because the boobs look like they might pop like over-inflated balloons.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Her top lip is bigger than her bottom lip.

First impression was not good, but after looking at the pic for a minute or two, I'm liking her more. If she had a different upper lip and a better pose (or 1 size smaller boobs) I'd go as high as an 8.5ish or 9? As I see her now, I'm thinking 7.

[Dr. Detroit]

ms.petra wrote: "Overall, "7"... from the neck down, she is a "9"
there have definitely been hotter models. that said, if you've got it, flaunt it. ""


I must agree. The face...feh. I'll take Elle Macpherson any day.

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[Jim]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Clark. :-)

[Dr. Detroit]

Jim wrote: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Clark. :-)"


You're going straight to Hell. I'll save you a spot.

[Jim]

Clark wrote: "Jim wrote: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Clark. :-)"


You're going straight to Hell. I'll save you a spot."

Who says you'll get there first? :-)

[Cynthia]

The new model's eyes remind me of one of the Ann Rice vampire movies.

[Kevin]

i prob need to look again to rethink my evaluation...

[Kevin]

yup, still loving her

[Scout]

Why the focus on females in the swimsuit edition? No six-pack swimsuit guys on the cover. Is Sports Illustrated sexist? Yes. It assumes sports are for men. But who cares? If you don't like it, you won't subscribe.