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message 1: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments Editor's Note: Another hilarious list from budding writer.
How to Have Fun When Sick

You're bored at home? Nothing to do? Well, this article's for you!!

Steps

1. See how long you can go without thinking of penguins.

2. Learn to type on the keyboard with your toes.

3. Sweet talk the wall.

4. Cheer up a potato.

5. Wear a funny pink knitted hat.

6. Flirt with a tree.

7. Run inside a local store nearby, touch the counter, and back, 6 times.

8. Phone a pizza place and ask what they sell. Then take ages thinking about what to order.

9. Hand out balloons to old people on the streets.

10. Water your dog… and see if it grows.

11. Polish your bellybutton.

12. Give a tree a shower.

13. Run around in squares.

14. Speak in limericks.

15. Pretend you're blind.

16. Get mad and yell at yourself.

17. Type the letter 'A' in google and read every single page.

18. Convince your Guardian that you're dead.

19. Chew your arm until someone notices.

20. Make a list of things to do when you're bored.

21. Go outside on the sidewalk and wave to every passing car.

22. Follow a person on the street until they say something, then look the other way.

23. Take every pillow, blanket, sheet and put them at the bottom of the stairs, then jump down.

24. Go to a neighbor's pool and pour a hell of a lotta blue jello in it.

25. Follow someone and lick their arm.

26. Have a spoon sword fight.

27. Juggle light bulbs.

28. Tape up a big scrunched ball of paper and play floor hockey with your hands.

29. Steal the dumbest things E.G: a half carton of eggs, wrap it up, and say "Mommy/Daddy, I have a present for you".

30. Bite your knee and jump up and down on one leg.

31. Go out on the streets and scream :"Look, it's Michael Jackson!!" and see how many people turn.

32. Slap your Parent/Guardian in the face, and if they yell, laugh.

Warnings

* Remember, this article was made for a joke, so some of the things on here could probably get you in trouble. Like 'slapping your Parent/Guardian in the face'. Lol, don't do it! Use your brain, and don't do the things that you're sure could get you in trouble. So if you're really bored and the things on this list just aren't for you, well, then read a book or something.


message 2: by M'n'm (last edited Feb 15, 2011 07:34PM) (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
33. Drink out of the toilet until some1 walks into the bathroom, then pee on their leg [if u can aim lol]

34. make-out with yourself in the mirror


message 3: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments 35. Give your dog a lotion bath. Then color him/her with a blue WASHABLE marker.


message 4: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
u r so sick m'n'm


message 5: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
36. Attempt to charm your cat using snake charmer music with a recorder


message 6: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
37. Talk to a teddy


message 7: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
38. Pretend to go into a coma


message 8: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
39. pretend to be dead


message 9: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
40. pretend to be James Bond and imitate shooting ur siblings


message 10: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
41. spend all dat doing meaningless, pointless calculations trying to prove ur the next einstein


message 11: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
42. Go swimming... in the toilet


message 12: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
43. use ur ipod 2 write a song


message 13: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
44. smile and wink at ur dog, then make out with his butt


message 14: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
45. go skinny dipping in a pond


message 15: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
46. bcum a professional drummer, using pots and pans


message 16: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
47. go to the park and bury yourself in the sandbox. when a little kid comes by jump up and say- "BOO!"


message 17: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
48. make a hole in the wall and when ur parents ask u why, respond with, I AM ESCAPING THIS PRISON


message 18: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
49. hang a bulls eye in your room and hit it with your sisters barbie dolls. An extra ten points if the head falls off.


message 19: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
50. paint disturbing looking spots on ur body, then go 2 school and say 'i have a really rare, really contagious skin disease'


message 20: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
51. Impale all ur little sis's stuffed animals with forks


message 21: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
squirt ketchup all over the knifes in the kitchen


message 22: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
53. talk to the possums that live outside ur window


message 23: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
54. pretend to be a magician and attempt to walk on air... which means walking off the roof of the house


message 24: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
55. prove that humans can fly by jumping off the roof with a couple of pillow cases attatched to your arms


message 25: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
56. call the hospital and tell them u found a carrot under your armpit.


message 26: by Rebecca (last edited Mar 09, 2011 11:41AM) (new)

Rebecca | 1397 comments Mod
I'm sick and I am so not doing any of these!!!
Pretty sure if I did some of them my family would put me in the pshic ward at the hospital :P


message 27: by M'n'm (last edited Mar 09, 2011 07:18PM) (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
That's the point AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!



and wow Sara, thats super disturbing...


message 28: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
im hilarious!!! i like passed out laffing when i rote this!
:)


message 29: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
say like outta context and expect a very sever virtual poke


message 30: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
Why r u saying like Sara? U NEVER say like


message 31: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
yep now get back on task


message 32: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
57. sing happy birthday to your cat.


message 33: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
58. talk to the tree in ur backyard


message 34: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
59. Have a pet rock named Freddy, then attempt to feed him pudding


message 35: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
60. throw a party in the back yard. say that its the trees birthday


message 36: by [deleted user] (new)

try to ask a bag of popcorn out to the movies...u may want 2 use some pick up lines such as....r u from nashville? cuz ur the only 10 i c...or...if i could rearrange the alphabet, id put "u" and "i" rite next 2 each other...or...u look so delicious *lick lips*


message 37: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
:/


message 38: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
the second a guy uses the 'u and i' line, he is a dead man walking.


message 39: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
wow Zoe, wut if he was hot?


message 40: by [deleted user] (new)

ik ive cn it in movies so many times! It's almost as bad as the tennessee one and the map 1! and depends on how hot.....if its like kinda hot but not hot hot then no.... if its like ryan renolds hot then mayb...
if its like jace hot then HELL YES!


message 41: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
Wut r u talking about Tennessee one and map 1?


message 42: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca | 1397 comments Mod
Ya I dont get it either


message 43: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
:/ U make no sense at all Olivia.


message 44: by [deleted user] (new)

tennessee: r u from nashville, cuz ur the only 10 i c

map: (idiot guy) do hv a map?

(innocent, unsuspecting victim chick) uhhh...no. y?

(idiot guy) bcuz im lost in ur eyes


message 45: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca | 1397 comments Mod
oh ya those are pickup lines. The are so cheesy.

I'm a sucker for lame jokes though :)


message 46: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
how bout this one.
*to be said in a bad italian accent*
an Italian man walks into an American restaurant and orders his appetizer. He orders 2 rolls. Later when the waitress brings back his meal it only has one roll. He says-
"hey i want two piece" (to be said in a bad italian accent)
"THEN GO TO THE BATHROOM" the waitress answers
"no i want to piece on my plate!" he replies
"don't p*** on your place you son of a b****!"


message 47: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
wow


message 48: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca | 1397 comments Mod
hahahhaha :P


message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

lolz at 1st i didnt get it cuz im slow but then i got it. HAHAHA


message 50: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
Thats why all the teachers call u "special" and they even let u ride the awesome bus that's shorter then the other ones! :D


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