cooking area

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

(i put the patar on the floor, and wipe the sweat off my cheack)
"please dont eat me! satyr and demigods are supposed to be friends" he pleads
"shut up" i say (i pick him up and put him in a pot, filled with water)
"PLease! my father was famous! he hes grover!"
(i ignore him and start boiling the water, he yells in pain, and cant move)
"ill be back, this recipe is not finished with out a wood nypht

[704evin]

do they taste good?

[Camilli Hades Daughter]

What is exactly that place?

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

only if you boil them with live wood nyph
(pulls the wood nyphs body in the pot she screams)
"please, let me go!" she pleads
"NO, im hungery live sayter and wood nyph are good to eat!"
(i boil the water even more)

[704evin]

so inhumane

[704evin]

u have no heart. but im hungry so share

[Camilli Hades Daughter]

Oh GODS!

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

ok (i pull out the sayter and shave him, the i put him on a plate, the i take out the wood nyph, and put her on the plate, then i put them in the oven for 6 minutes so ther crispy but not dead and they can still feel pain) btw niad, and sea nyohs are not edible

[704evin]

wouldn't they be dead after they were boiled or are they the accetption?

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

(then i pulls them out the oven, the sayter is scared out of his mind, and the wood nyph is crying, i cut off the syater left hand, he screams in pain, the i put it in evins plate) i take the wood nyph, and biter her leg ans start chewing
"these things are nutrcious and good"
i take another bite(the i cut off her...lets say one of her coco nuts, and put one on evins plate((im not evil, im just hungery))
"thats the best part ans most nutricious"
(the nyph ctyin in pain) i eat her other coco nut and the finish her other leg, untill nothing is left
"NYphs are so good! good thing they dont have bones"
then i grab the sayter and boil it in water some moer
"i feel like stew tonight... he will be ready in a few hours.." i leave

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

dont worry he will be alive

[704evin]

erik's really upset. He's about to smash the computer. But i don't care

[704evin]

oh God... her Coco nuts. Well although disturbing its very good

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

if you dont want ill take it... hes upset about my lunch?

[704evin]

yes very. But no u ate already it's my turn

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

k... were having saytr stew for dinner though

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

sorry erik every things got to eat!

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

its a famous cyclopes recipe

[704evin]

awesome. i like stew. erik said im on thin ice. but i told him he could eat me if i was the only person left on this planet so shut up.

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

LOL

[704evin]

u might want to get ur battle gear ready he'll be in here soon

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

i dont want to break the alliance, i have a right to eat! he should give the food a chance! there is nothing else to eat! im sorry, but i had no choice... i dont want to starve... i dont wanan fight tell him that... i promise not to eat it again

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

...after today

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

( the saytr is trying to climb out, but i see, and i kick him back in, i put another nyph in, i taste it really quick) needs salt, i put salt i it and run to do some errens

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

(i look at the soup, the color is now green, the wood nyph, is in totsll shock, and the saytr is burned) k now i need to chop you up(i use my exalibar, and and turn the tip into ice, and cut them up. blood is everywhere)
thats good
(i put the bowl in my mouth and drink the soup with the saytr and nyoh in it) THAT WAS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

Sorry erik its to late... i had to there was no other food!... i dont want to fight you... i wont eat them anymore... i promise

[[deleted user]]

The Hell is this place?Gabe.Why?

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

i was hungery!

[Erik709]

(I vomit holding my stomach it's purple)uuhhhhhhhhhhh

[[deleted user]]

Gross.Gabe,eat a cow or something

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

hahahahahahhahaha, that would make evin made... but beleve it or not saytr taste better

[704evin]

Gabe don't do that, as of now i'm on ur side remember?

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

yeah... for dinner im going to to make fried saytr legs... or should i just make salman?

[704evin]

i hate fish, sometimes. Um....maybe fried satyr legs that sounds gooooood

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

k, ill make some, i just ned to catch one...

[704evin]

k

[Erik709]

i will have to stop u once again gabe

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

fine...ill just get a wood nyph then...

[704evin]

yea we really shouldn't get that many people mad at us at one time, that could b bad

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

ugh

[704evin]

i know u can't even eat without bieng threatend

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

its ILLEAGLE!

[704evin]

do u really think they care? It is sad though

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

i dont care, ill eat watever i want

[704evin]

same

[Sydney]

I don't think I will be eating in here, I'll use my power *jumps into a five star cooking magazine*

[Gabriel709, Head of Poseidon cabin. Sexiest moderator]

I DUMP A SAYTR IN A PO OF BOILING OIL(ALIVE)

[Sydney]

Yup don't watch the walking book... *walks away*

[704evin]

no stay for a while aren't u hungry? how could any of u not be hungry right now?

[704evin]

Gabe it's taking u a long time to cook this thing