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message 1: by Zoe, Always Dreaming (new)

Zoe | 1343 comments Mod
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay by.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. go to the bouncy ball isle and grab a handful. throw them at a 'suspicious-looking' customer and yell "GO PIKACHU GO!!!"


message 2: by M'n'm (last edited Feb 08, 2011 10:19AM) (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA OMG! WHERE DO U GET THESE IDEAS? AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA GO PIKACHU GO!! AAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! OH UR HILARIOUS!


message 3: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
i luv #15!!!!!! hilarious!!!


message 4: by M'n'm (last edited Feb 08, 2011 01:30PM) (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
17. take a bath in the sinks and/or toilets


message 5: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
18. tee-pee the bathroom


message 6: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
19. open up all the 2 liters of soda and put in a couple of Viagra pills


message 7: by M'n'm (last edited Feb 09, 2011 10:19AM) (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
20. pole dance on the brooms and mops and when sum1 asks wut your doing respond with "I am Miley Cyrus!"


message 8: by Sara (last edited Feb 09, 2011 10:19AM) (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
21. mix up a bunch of weird products (ie. shampoo, shaving creme, baking soda, dental floss, orange juice)and when the employees ask what you're doing say "i'm repelling aliens!!!!"


message 9: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
22. have a tea party with pickles with smily faces drawn on them


message 10: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
23. get caught trying to hatch the eggs by blowing on them.


message 11: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
24. Put a paper bag on ur head and jump on the checkout desk screaming "I HAVE A BOMB!"


message 12: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
25. Grab a bunch of ladies underwear and put on your head and over your pants. Then go take a nap in housewares


message 13: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
26. Make sling shots out of the bras and shoot people with walnuts


message 14: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
27. sing Bad Reputation while jumping up and down in the urinals


message 15: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
28. stuff beach balls up your shirt and tell everyone you're going into labor.


message 16: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
29. take a toy pistol and pretend ur about to kill urself


message 17: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
30. jump the checkout person from behind and scream, "GOTCHA!!!!"


message 18: by M'n'm (last edited Feb 09, 2011 10:34AM) (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
31. Start a campfire with marshmallows and throw the burning marshmallows at the customers


message 19: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
32. Take every item off their shelves and look at the expiration dates.


message 20: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
33. dress up like Michael Jackson and then pick up a small boy and run out of the store yelling "IM GONNA TAKE U TO NEVERLAND"


message 21: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
34. pour water down your pants and tell everyone that walks by "I had a leak, but it's all better now!"


message 22: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
35. Rip all the barbie dolls heads off and throw them in the toilets, then flush


message 23: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
37. take all the tampons out off their boxes and replace them with muddy sticks and then rewrite the instructions.


message 24: by Meg (new)

Meg K. | 529 comments 38.Put the carpets on your arms and jump off a shelf trying to fly and hit someone.


message 25: by Meg (last edited Feb 09, 2011 10:48AM) (new)

Meg K. | 529 comments 39.Kick someone and hop around saying,"I am practicing being a kangaroo for Halloween!!"


message 26: by Meg (new)

Meg K. | 529 comments 40.Dress in all black and throw knives at people and say that you are a ninja.


message 27: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
41. toss rice around in the air and then shout- "I'm doing the rain dance! join in!!!"


message 28: by Meg (new)

Meg K. | 529 comments 43.Go in a bathtub in the sink area and make car noises and yell at people to get out of the road.


message 29: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
44. try to cook pancakes on the toy stoves.


message 30: by M'n'm (last edited Feb 09, 2011 11:53AM) (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
45. stick 2 tennis balls down a mans pants and say, "these should work better"


message 31: by Meg (new)

Meg K. | 529 comments 44.Be found in the morning asleep in the bed area.


message 32: by Sara (last edited Feb 09, 2011 10:57AM) (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
45. chuck the game pieces at the customers yelling- "Its a bomb raid!!! get to shelter immediately"


message 33: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
46. pour jelly down the aisle and charge people $2 to slide down it.


message 34: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments Hey, I'm a friend of Madeleine. This stuff is hi-larious! Hope you don't know this from personal experience...


message 35: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
wut about me??!!!! ur a friend of mine too!!!!!!


message 36: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments 47. Walk up to an unsuspecting victim (male) and ask if "This dress makes you look fat" (Don't wear a dress)


message 37: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments 48. Open a bag of raisins and yell the first thing that comes to mind.


message 38: by Sara (new)

Sara | 667 comments Mod
ummmmmm im confused. how could the dress make you look fat if u aren't wearing one??


message 39: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments 49. Walk up to an ugly man and ask him out, then act for the rest of the day as though you have terets.


message 40: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments 50. Run around the store screaming, the first person that says something to you, turn towards them, and keep running. Then suddenly stop, and fall on the floor, appearing to be asleep.


message 41: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments 51. See how many grapes you can fit into your mouth.


message 42: by Ellieanna (last edited Feb 09, 2011 12:31PM) (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments 52. Put on sunglasses, and ask random people "Ams for the poor?"


message 43: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments 53. Take the scanner gun form an employees pocket, and run around with it like a real gun, saying (Yelling preferably)"PEW! PEW! PEW!" And shoot at people. (it adds emphasis if you are wearing a cape.)


message 44: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments 54. For men, walk up to a random woman, and start dancing around her, the first person to look at you say "Go get your own prostitute!"


message 45: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments Sara wrote: "32. Take every item off their shelves and look at the expiration dates."

Take every item off the shelves and rewrite the expiration date.


message 46: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments Sara wrote: "ummmmmm im confused. how could the dress make you look fat if u aren't wearing one??"

Exactly.


message 47: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
AHAHHAHAHA HI ELLIE! WUTS UP BRO!


message 48: by M'n'm (new)

M'n'm | 3318 comments Mod
Ur pretty good at this :D luv #40 :D


message 49: by Ellieanna (last edited Feb 09, 2011 01:27PM) (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments Sara wrote: "wut about me??!!!! ur a friend of mine too!!!!!!"

Of course! I am also a friend of Sara and Meg. And lots of others but, I don't think that they are on Goodreads.I AM NOT A LONER!


message 50: by Ellieanna (new)

Ellieanna | 23 comments M'n'm wrote: "AHAHHAHAHA HI ELLIE! WUTS UP BRO!"

NM! U? Wait. That's not cool. I am not your bro! I am a lady. "Good day to you Madeleine. I assume it's going well?"


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