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message 1: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart ....'cause I think I just did....ewww

Or have you kids ever walked in on you?


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

Thankfully no and no!!!!!


message 3: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
Yes, but I told the story in great detail about two years ago and that was enough.


message 4: by Rachel (new)

Rachel | 1107 comments I'm not sure.


message 5: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24110 comments Mod
No, sometimes we must count our blessings where we can find them.


message 6: by Wendy (new)

Wendy oh no, that would surely be a nightmare for me.


message 7: by Michele (new)

Michele bookloverforever (lovebooks14) | 1970 comments no. My parents hardly even kissed each other in front of my sister and me. I did creep out of bed and saw them dancing in the living room once late at night.


message 8: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11617 comments No, but my stepfather nearly walked in on me once.

I was hot & heavy with my girlfriend after school and didn't realize stepdad had not gone to work that day. As GF and I were getting dressed, he wandered out of his room to get something from the kitchen (we were on the living room couch). Close call.


message 9: by Jammies (new)

Jammies No, but I heard enough to nauseate me once. *shudder*


message 10: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments no. i don't even want to think about it.


message 11: by James (new)

James (m0gb0y74) | 54 comments No, thank god. I've had enough therapy without having to add that to a list of issues from childhood....


Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) Phil wrote: "No, but my stepfather nearly walked in on me once.

I was hot & heavy with my girlfriend after school and didn't realize stepdad had not gone to work that day. As GF and I were getting dressed, he ..."


I was walked in on a few times. By mom, by my dad, by my boyfriend's mom...

It never was a deterrent though.

Speaking of kids walking in...last night I was in our room with my husband and I was cursing our lousy house setup. The master bedroom is right off the living room and our oldest was playing video games out there. I hate having to be extra quiet. It also doesn't help that the lock on the door is broken and I was terrified that our son would barge in. He's notorious for walking into rooms without knocking, no matter how many times he gets ripped apart for doing it.


Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) Oh and one of my favorite "getting caught" moments (if there is such a thing) happened when my older son's dad had spent the night downstairs. I crept down there in the middle of the night.

A few minutes later, I hear my mom at the top of the stairs in a very loud voice, "THOSE AREN'T KISSING NOISES!"


message 14: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) No. But, my dad's girlfriend when I was 12 was a screamer...


message 15: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24110 comments Mod
Deadbolt, Stacia.

Also, why was your mother reprimanding you for going at it with your son's father? I'm assuming you were older than 12 at the time...

Just too loud, was it? Or in a public thoroughfare?


message 16: by Mary (new)

Mary (madamefifi) No thank GOD but I did find some semi-pornographic Polaroids once when I was digging through my mom's bureau looking for some money pills a slip.


message 17: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
lol Mary.


Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) @ LG,

I was 18 at the time, still living at home, and this was before my pregnancy. No clue why I had to mention who he was. That was sort of random, wasn't it...I should have just said a boyfriend, huh?


message 19: by Helena (new)

Helena | 1058 comments No and no... I was never close to getting caught either. I would never fool around with a boyfriend at home. I have brothers, unsavoury ones. Nuff said.


message 20: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24110 comments Mod
Oh, I get it Stacia. Now everything is clear.


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

thank God no! ive heard them quite a few times before, which is disturbing itself. i do have nine older teenage brothers who dont understand the concept of locking doors and having sex in private. disturbing.


message 22: by Gatorman (new)

Gatorman No and no (although they have knocked on the door while we were doing it)


message 23: by Pam (new)

Pam Henson | 58 comments My parents had sex?????


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

lol


message 25: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11617 comments Esme wrote: "i do have nine older teenage brothers"

Nine?

And all teens?

Sounds like your parents are giving "Kate Plus Eight" and Octo-mom a run for the money.


message 26: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart And aren't you 18, Esme? So if they are older than you, that would make them all 19?


message 27: by [deleted user] (new)

Phil wrote: "Esme wrote: "i do have nine older teenage brothers"

Nine?

And all teens?

Sounds like your parents are giving "Kate Plus Eight" and Octo-mom a run for the money."


lol, no 6 are my brothers, but 3 of them are my cousins and they're so close to us that i just call them my brothers too.


message 28: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 22, 2011 08:50AM) (new)

iBritt wrote: "And aren't you 18, Esme? So if they are older than you, that would make them all 19?"

they're not all the same age. that would be insane. i think teenage was the wrong way to describe there ages, but they're all immature college guys.


message 29: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments No and no, but the thought of my mom getting it on doesn't freak me out...although I would not want to see it...she went without for 15 years! I thought for sure she was gonna kill my stepdad on their wedding night! Good thing she didn't, can you imagine what kind of complex that would've given her?
My husbands cousin walked in on us once, and like Barb he missed nothing...only he didn't walk out, he just stood there and stared...yeah, that was just a tad awkward.


message 30: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11617 comments Where were his hands?


message 31: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments That depends Phil...who's hands? My husbands or his cousins?


message 32: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11617 comments Both?


message 33: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments LOL, I knew I shouldn't have asked. I actually don't remember, I was too busy trying to figure out a way to cover myself without exposing the rest of me...and the only way to do that would've been to turn around and flash him my backside while I grabbed a blanket or my shirt. He did finally leave when my husband threatened to violently remove his eyes from his head though:)


message 34: by byhera (new)

byhera (ordinary) | 50 comments EVER!!!
accidentlly.
OMG!!!!! i feels like a thief!!!

but twice!!
i almost crazy for the first week.
it's like a dissaster for me..


message 35: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments Good LORD, Barb! Thanks for that not so lovely mental image this morning...gag reflex is workin just fine!

throw up Pictures, Images and Photos


message 36: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments yeah, go ahead and blame the new member! that's how we roll!


message 37: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart It's Janine's husband(s)' fault.


message 38: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11617 comments Fucker.


message 39: by Echoriver (last edited Sep 08, 2013 07:54PM) (new)

Echoriver | 1 comments I did like three times.
The first time was when I was seven I walked in when I should've been napping. My dad was playing with himself and my step-moms butt was in the air. They totally flipped out and that was when I got 'the' talk.


message 40: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments Ha-no

My brother remembers an 'incident' in which my mother was in a neck brace the following day, but I only recall the neck brace. Of course I'm 8 yrs younger than my brother, so who knows what happened.

My husband did walk in on his parents-it taught him to always knock. He is the fourth of five kids, so I'm sure his siblings had also done the same.


message 41: by [deleted user] (new)

You had to resurrect that image in my mind, Britomart!

I walked in on them once when I had a bad dream. "Daddy, why are you hurting Mommy?" was what I remember saying. UGH...this is cruel and unusual.


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