I hate sucking giant monkey balls!!

[[deleted user]]

But alas, yesterday was Tesse's birthday and I forgot to email herI am covered in shame! Why must I be destined to suck giant monkey balls, why?!?

Sorry Tesse, Happy belated birthday!
Your Monkey Balls sucking chum,
Steve.

[Tom]

Would those be the balls of giant monkeys, or the giant balls of regular monkeys?

[EvilNick]

Being held hostage by giant monkeys sounds a lot better than what i am doing, whatever size their balls are.

[[deleted user]]

Tom: I've thought about this a lot & I think in my mind's eye they're the balls of giant monkeys (& thanks for the hours of mental imaging pleasure!)

Bunny: No doubt! I think she's still busy campaigning for McCain & is undoubtedly to0 torn up over the death of Bernie Mac to post.

Evilnick: I'm going to have to beg to differ, "I'm being held hostage by monkeys of notoriously little testicular size" just doesn't have quite the same zing.

[Tom]

I think that i don't want to know why you spend hours fantasizing about the balls of giant monkeys. Imagining, i mean. At least it's primates though. Imagining giant donkey balls, for example, would just be wrong.

[Servius Heiner]

They would have to be pretty big monkeys... they have really small testies... So with diminishing returns those must be some really really big monkeys.