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GO: What horseman would you be?
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I would be Insomnia or Really Bad Hangover or maybe Parking Ticket; can I be all three?
Loss of power.Loss of connectivity.
Or
The Blue Screen of Death!!
You know when you're trying to remember something and you can't? It's on the tip of your tongue and for the life of you, you just can't remember it? And it just... it just drives you mad?
That's the horseman I'd be.
That, or like, stubbed toe.
Either/or.
That's the horseman I'd be.
That, or like, stubbed toe.
Either/or.
I'd be Computer Virus. I'd enjoy walking past people and seeing their frustration as their iPad, iPhone, or Droid suddenly stop working. Otherwise I'd be Make You Constantly Sing The Barbie Song Over and Over. Both pure torture.
Nice ones. I think i'd probably be the Horseman of Those leg/calf cramps that seize up your whole leg and make you fall down and/or contort in utter agony.
I'd have to be the Horseman of Interrupted Firmware Upgrades. I know of nothing more evil.
Being on hold with tech support.Or
Having your hair dry with a weird kink in it.
Pithy forum postings.
Unfriended on Facebook. Or maybe, Facebook Friend Request.
Farmville, maybe? Haha!
Snobby Liberals and/or Stubborn Republicans maybe.
Colin wrote: "Nice ones. I think i'd probably be the Horseman of Those leg/calf cramps that seize up your whole leg and make you fall down and/or contort in utter agony."
That is something I would fear.
Sexual frustration.
The Horseman of I know it's here somewhere.
I think I'd like to change mine to Micheal Bolton.
late night inappropraite drunken text messaging
The Horseman of meetings called for 5 p.m. on Fridays...
The horseman of the guy who always passionately argues the opposing point of view no matter how senseless it is..."Just because the sun has always risen in the east doesn't guarantee that it will today, and let me tell you over the next half hour why...."
Jeff
The horseman of bad dreams.Yeah baby it's the zombie apocalypse and due to your poor social skills no group will have you.
the Horseman of lost pens and socks
Able to Remember Every Movie or TV Show That Any Actor Has Appeared In Before.
The Horseman of SPAM.
I would be the Horseman of hidden dryer sheets in clothing that we never notice until halfway through the day or embarrassing stomach noises *gurgle*.
For me it would have to be the Horseman known as "little green plastic fake grass for easter that you find for the next 6 months" or "styrofoam packing peanuts".
The horseman of dropped cell phone calls
Entropy/Chaos or Random Acts of Indeterminate Nature. Perhaps Random Spanner in the Works.Derailed Train of Thought (don't worry there's always another in 15 minutes).
The embarrassment of busting into a musical number when no-one else joins in at the supermarket.
Horseman of the drunken twitter post
Horseman of Bay Area AT&T 3G Coverage.
Paul wrote: "Horseman of the drunken twitter post"Ooh! I'm familiar with that one!
I was just listening to Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett. He mentions a few groups of alternate Horsemen in there as well- The Four Horsemen of the Common Cold sniffles, chesty, windy and lack of tissues, and the Four Horsemen that fore-shadow a public holiday storms, gales, sleet and contraflow.
The horseman of people who ask if they can cut in line because they are in a hurry and only have one item, and then call for their wife to join them with the full shopping cart.Actually, I could just be the horseman of waiting in line at my local supermarket, something wacky always happens.
I was thinking of Tax Audit or Sick On Vacation.