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message 1: by Aynge (new)

Aynge (ayngemac) | 1202 comments What is your act?


message 2: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments I can do a monkey sound. Then I would be shot. :•o


message 3: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments in the nose?


message 4: by Mary (new)

Mary (madamefifi) I can do a pretty good Patsy Cline but I have to be in the shower.


message 5: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I would do a dramatic reading of a poem. Or I would be MC. I could be the MC.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments I would play something on the piano.

It would be best if I could drink a fair amount first. To steady my nerves.


message 7: by Aynge (new)

Aynge (ayngemac) | 1202 comments RandomAnthony wrote: "I would do a dramatic reading of a poem. Or I would be MC. I could be the MC."

Sorry, the gunman is the MC.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments I can play "Yellow Submarine" on the ukulele, too.


Not well or anything...


message 9: by Lori (new)

Lori A Shakespearean monologue. And then the gunner will shoot himself and everyone can go home.


message 10: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24395 comments Mod
I will do a dramatic reading of the Sermon on the Mount in a leotard on a tightrope.


message 11: by Mary (new)

Mary (madamefifi) Lori single-handedly bored the gunman into committing suicide! Can we go home now? This shower water is getting cold.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Oh, poor Mary! That's taking the interpretation of "Crazy" just a little too far!

:::turns off the cold water, hands Mary a fluffy spa bathrobe and a nice mug of hot tea:::


message 13: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17347 comments Mod
I can roll my belly muscles up and down like a belly dancer.


message 14: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11706 comments Muscles?


message 15: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17347 comments Mod
musles? mucles? mucsles? Mooosles? I don't know how to spell. I admit it.


message 16: by Michael (new)

Michael I can wiggle my ears.


message 17: by Phil (last edited Jan 18, 2011 04:50PM) (new)

Phil | 11706 comments You spelled it perfectly, Sally. I wasn't questioning the spelling, merely the anatomical accuracy.

::ducks behind The Ficus::


message 18: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17347 comments Mod
oh, my anatomy is accurate, I assure you.


message 19: by Aynge (new)

Aynge (ayngemac) | 1202 comments Michael wrote: "I can wiggle my ears."

Me too. My niece screams in horror when I do it.


message 20: by Cosmic Sher (new)

Cosmic Sher (sherart) | 2234 comments I can flare my nostrils & freak my daughter out by it.
I actually got a standing ovation in high school when I performed Pale Green Pants (What Was I Scared Of?) by Dr. Suess. The highlight of my entire school career.


message 21: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11706 comments With a week or two to practice I could play a trombone solo. If the show is today I can whistle really loudly.


message 22: by Jammies (new)

Jammies Piggie Pie and I will do stupid human tricks where she sits and I give her a treat. She's still working on training me. ;)


message 23: by Zen (new)

Zen (zentea) | 515 comments I can train a small child to do dog tricks. Like "sit" and "no" and "bring me the ball".


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh can we call in sub's? My daughter is a very good pianist and a born performer.


message 25: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4728 comments I can juggle. A belly dancer taught me. True story.


message 26: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart Strip.


message 27: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24395 comments Mod
I'm seeing a dual act with Jonathan and Britt.


message 28: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4728 comments Could be.


message 29: by Carol (new)

Carol | 1679 comments I can say the alphabet backwards.
I'd like to wear a feather boa as part of my stage ensemble.


message 30: by Rachel (new)

Rachel | 1107 comments I can burp the alphabet ... but then everyone can do that ... I can probably do stand-up comedy.


message 31: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments i'd prob do the "choreography" song and dance from white christmas. dressed the same way of course


message 32: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments rearrange furniture?

most of my talents aren't talent show material.


message 33: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I will put one of the women on my shoulders, and Kevin can put one on his shoulders, and they can sword-fight with nerf swords.


message 34: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments plus we will drink cough syrup first so we are woozy


message 35: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6485 comments I would try some kind of visual display using Diet Coke and Mentos, maybe like the fountains in Vegas.


message 36: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments uh barb....nevermind


message 37: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10826 comments I could punch a really tall guy and toss him around like a rag doll, followed with generous apologies.


message 38: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments oh, your sean penn impression


message 39: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13815 comments If I'm going to be forced at gunpoint to do something, a talent show is high on my list.


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