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message 1: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments apparently cats can be called for jury duty:


message 2: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) A jury made up of cats would be easily swayed by a feather on the end of a string attached to a fishing pole.

message 3: by Angel (new)

Angel Martinez (angelmartinez) | 30 comments Judge to court stenographer "The defense's feather and string testimony will be stricken from the record."

Sal should serve - when you just have to pick between two choices, he's do just as well as most humans.

message 4: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4728 comments

message 5: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Perfect.

message 6: by Carol (last edited Jan 15, 2011 07:59AM) (new)

message 7: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Yeah!

message 8: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Were this a movie my kids would want to see it, but I would not.

message 9: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) Larry wrote: "Perfect."


message 10: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) That's it.

message 11: by Jammies (new)

Jammies I know the courts are desperate for jurors in my county, but I had no idea Boston was getting their list from the pound!

Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) Okay, that Michael Vick cartoon was so many levels of fabulous.

message 13: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24357 comments Mod
Can we also have a cat replace Scalia on the court?

message 14: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Yes!

message 15: by Mary (new)

Mary (madamefifi) This is fucking hilarious!

"But he's a cat."

"Ma'am, being a cat does not excuse Sal from jury duty. Have him at the courthouse at 8AM on Monday or he'll be held in contempt of court."

I would totally stuff that cat into a carrier and show up with him.

message 16: by Jammies (new)

Jammies And demand his jury stipend for the day, too!

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