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message 1: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
You know the deal. :D


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

Chuck Norris is so tough he uses Barbed Wire as Toilet Paper.


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

Every night before the boogie man goes to sleep he checks under the bed for chuck Norris


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

Under Chuck Norris's beard there isn't a chin, there's another fist


message 5: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
Chuck norris sleeps with a night light. Not because hes scared of the dark. But The dark is scared of him.


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

Satan has nightmares of Chuck Norris coming to steal his soul


message 7: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
Lol Ziva...


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

lol I got plenty.


message 9: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
Keep em coming! lol


message 10: by [deleted user] (last edited Jan 03, 2011 08:39PM) (new)

Death sits on his couch worried that he'll get a visit from Chuck Norris


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.


message 13: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
Chuck norris made a bet with superman, the loser had to wear underwear on the outide of there clothes...


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

lol


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

Chuck Norris invented black, in fact he invented all colors in the visible spectrum. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.


message 16: by Kate (new)

Kate lol, poor Tom Cruise.


message 17: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
LOLOLOLOL!!!!! Tom cruise!!!!


message 18: by Kate (new)

Kate In your dreams. Real men wear just about any other color. Preferably black.


message 19: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
I wore pink once lol!


message 20: by Kate (new)

Kate And you are a guy?


message 21: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
Yes O_O DUHHH lol!


message 22: by [deleted user] (last edited Jan 03, 2011 09:36PM) (new)

Real men wear pink because they are secure enough, and have extraordinary confidence, so much so that they can wear an ugly girly color like pink

Yes I hate pink if you haven't noticed lol


message 23: by Kate (new)

Kate Sorry! the word angel in a person's name confuses me, because I'm used to it being a feminine thing. *Hides face in shame*


message 24: by Kate (new)

Kate Yup. Pink is the worst color there is. It even beats the shade of beige in my dad's office. ((It's grayish beigeish yuck. It's like depressing threw up in there.))


message 25: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
No its cool... IDC... i knew someone would make that mistake.... but if anyone wants to know why my name is wulf_angel ... just ask...


message 26: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
I made this topic O_O ill spam if I want!! Jk :P


message 27: by Kate (new)

Kate When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie. The zombie turns into Chuck Norris.


message 28: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
lawl


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