Role with it discussion

10 views
Jokes > Pick up lines

Comments Showing 1-18 of 18 (18 new)    post a comment »
dateDown arrow    newest »

message 1: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
Lets see 'em ;)


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

*walks up to person* if you were a pirate would you wear you parrot on this shoulder *puts hand on closest shoulder to me* or this one? *puts hand around on other side, keeping it there*


message 3: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
Are you from tenesee? (no,Why?) Cause, your the only 10 I see.

You got $5? Cause I got a foot long.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got 'FINE' Written all over you.


message 4: by Kate (new)

Kate I love the third one. :)


message 5: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
Thank you :D made it myself =3
Ill post more when im on my pc where i can type faster.


message 6: by Alaina (new)

Alaina  (PeaceLoveWriting) lol!!! :D i love the third also.


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

Haha nice xD I've heard the third one before lol

*walks up to person* if you were a cowboy/girl would you keep your pistol on this side *puts hand on hip closest to me* or this one? *slides hand across butt to get to the other hip*


message 8: by Kate (new)

Kate Wow, is that forward or what?


message 9: by Alaina (new)

Alaina  (PeaceLoveWriting) lol


message 10: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
JJ u pervert! lol Catching a feel ;)


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

Told you I was a perv!!! Hahaha my boyfriend tried that on me once.... Rofl I stared at him for a minute and was like... Did you seriously just do that? Move your hand! Lol


message 12: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
LOL

( i got one more GOOD one )

If I said you had a nice body, Would you hold it against me??


message 13: by Kate (new)

Kate Wow...that was just...wow.


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

Ahahahaha I must try that one!!


message 15: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
:DD



*WARNING* VERY GROSS AND EXPLICT CONTENT. DONT READ IF U CANT HANDLE GROSS!!

Yo Momma is so dirty, I asked her whats for dinner. And she spreaded her legs and replied "Crabs"


message 16: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
DARN IT!! WRONG TOPIC!!! LOL


message 17: by [deleted user] (new)

Lol I've heard THAT one before!


message 18: by MechX, Wicked Lover (new)

MechX (GaurdianWolf) | 312 comments Mod
LOL!!!!!!!


back to top