A question about Nuno's 2 weeks in dizkneelande

[Akilajiang]

I know this is an open and welcoming place.
Have you guys listened to Nuno's 2 weeks in dizkneelande?
Is the lyrics talking about what I think is talking about?
Or am I just filthy?
My friend kept convincing me that there's nothing wrong with the lyrics.

[RandomAnthony]

Hands the Akilajiang the "thread in which I feel least able to speak knowledgably in 2010" prize

[Sally, la reina]

*applauds politely*

[[deleted user]]

Post the lyrics, and we'll deconstruct them and let you know if they're dirty or not.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yeah, I am not going to go searching for lyrics. That way lie viruses and trojans, I have found.

[Akilajiang]

Here.
song link
No button need to be clicked to hear the song.
Enjoy~
Lyrics

>YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER
>YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND
>YOU'RE JUST A STRANGER FILLIN' IN

>CONVINCE MY FAMILY
>GOOD KID I AM
>YOU'LL TAKE ME DOWN TO DIZKNEELANDE

>HELP ME

>WHY AREN'T WE FLYIN'
>YOU'D RATHER DRIVE
>HOTELS ARE FUN ALONG THE WAY

>YOU SCRUB ME WET
>YOU DRY ME CLEAN
>WE'RE OFF TO SPEND THE DAY WITH MICKEY

>HELP ME

>COME BACK FOR DINNER
>ICE CREAM DESSERT
>SIT ON YOUR LAP AND WATCH THE TUBE

>NIGHTTIMES FOR GROWNUPS
>BATHE ME TO BED
>YOU SCRUB ME, RUB ME, RUB ME
>TUCK ME IN AND WE PRETEND

[Kevin]

after just reading those lyrics i feel like i'm gonna get arrested

[Sally, la reina]

Diz Knee Land = Disneyland. I just figured that out.

[[deleted user]]

Needless to say, "Disneyland" is a metaphor for something. For what, I'm not sure, and I don't want to know.

[Aynge]

Nuno as in Bettencourt?

[Michele]

sounds suggestive for sure.

[Sarah]

Aynge wrote: "Nuno as in Bettencourt?"

That was my first thought!