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message 1: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) The Ficus refuses to approve friend details.

message 2: by Jaimie (new)

Jaimie (jez476) | 664 comments Maybe it's still mad about the watering thing.

message 3: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17346 comments Mod
I'd be mad if my people watered me with urine.

message 4: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) One can't control where a dog pees.

message 5: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments i thought we were talking about people.

message 6: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Dogs. Plants. People. What's the difference?

message 7: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments Photosynthesis, Larry...that makes all the difference.

message 8: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Ah. The green miracle.

message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

Sally wrote: "I'd be mad if my people watered me with urine."

If you were a citrus tree you would like it. I wonder if ficus is related to citrus in any way?

message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

I've done some research, urine would make the ficus lose all it's leaves.

message 11: by Jaimie (new)

Jaimie (jez476) | 664 comments But we have a rare species of Ficus. It's from the family Ficus Terminalus Coffeeus. It thrives on witty banter and cursing people out.

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