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message 1: by Carolyn F. (new)

Carolyn F. | 54 comments I wonder if after the pictures was taken these women were cracking up. Probably not.


message 2: by Sans (new)

Sans I'm thinking they were using the booze as an excuse to cover the fact that they weren't getting smooches to begin with...


message 3: by Karla (new)

Karla | 1668 comments Mod
I dunno, that woman sitting in the front row on the right is camping it up a bit. :D Hilarious either way, if it's real or a joke. Love the Carrie Nation dead ringer on the left.


message 4: by Sans (new)

Sans I saw a great license plate holder on the way home last night: "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair a little!"


message 5: by Jennefer (new)

Jennefer (jenneferpracticex3) | 444 comments Mod
Sans wrote: "I saw a great license plate holder on the way home last night: "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair a little!""

LOL! I love it!


message 6: by Misfit (new)

Misfit Jeanine ♥ Cheshire Catt ♠ wrote: "Friday LOL for ya

TOP 10 REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
#10
YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK!
#9
IF YOU GET TIRED YOU CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES AND GO ..."


Lol, thanks for taking the time to write that up.


message 7: by Sharon (new)

Sharon (sharjonm) | 193 comments These are funny - love the license plate too! Thank you for the laughs


message 8: by Tammy (new)

Tammy Walton Grant (tamgrant) | 214 comments IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR (If you all could see my next door neighbour you'd know why I like this one ;P)
ITS O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE,BECAUSE YOU ARE
LMAO - I loved this one! (And the license plate - too funny!)

thanks for the morning funnies!


message 9: by Becky (new)

Becky | 9 comments Jeanine ♥ Cheshire Catt ♠ wrote: "Because you know we all need it! If you come across something that makes you laugh - post here for others to enjoy...



If you were to come across this poster in 1919


I mean seriously,
w..."



message 10: by Becky (new)

Becky | 9 comments Becky wrote: No wonder their husbands drank. If I had that to come home to, I think I would have another!!!! .


 Danielle The Book Huntress  (gatadelafuente) Those are awesome, Jeanine. I tell you, cats have a lot of different expressions, don't they?


message 12: by Pamela(AllHoney) (new)

Pamela(AllHoney) (pamelap) I wuv kitties!


message 14: by Pamela(AllHoney) (new)

Pamela(AllHoney) (pamelap) lol


message 15: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie (creeker) | 133 comments Omg LoL I am so gonna try to get my boys to do the hairdryer one that's to friggin funny.


message 16: by Misfit (new)

Misfit Jeanine ♥ Cheshire Catt ♠ wrote: "And for today - kick back and relax and do a little reading...

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My thoughts exactly.


message 17: by Pamela(AllHoney) (new)

Pamela(AllHoney) (pamelap) Awwww, how adorable. I want a kitty! But I can't. I'm allergic :(


message 18: by Joeera (new)

Joeera  | 107 comments that's so cute


Sandi *~The Pirate Wench~* (thepiratewench) | 839 comments Mod
OMG these cat pictures are SO cute & funny! thanks for sharing Jeanine!


message 20: by Jennefer (new)

Jennefer (jenneferpracticex3) | 444 comments Mod
Happy Halloween everyone!!!




Sandi *~The Pirate Wench~* (thepiratewench) | 839 comments Mod
LOL!! TOO FUNNY!! Thanks for the laugh Jennefer!


message 22: by Karla (new)

Karla | 1668 comments Mod
Oh god, that's my daily relationship with food :D


Sandi *~The Pirate Wench~* (thepiratewench) | 839 comments Mod
Where do you come up with these?..just TOO funny!!!


message 24: by Pamela(AllHoney) (new)

Pamela(AllHoney) (pamelap) lol... love the sticky note :)

My hubby has an aunt who says to add "in bed" at the end of all your fortune cookies.


message 25: by Karla (new)

Karla | 1668 comments Mod
Bwahaha! That's so gross. :D


message 26: by Sans (new)

Sans Dude. That Meth Lab looks like that creepy bunny from Donnie Darko.


message 27: by Pamela(AllHoney) (new)

Pamela(AllHoney) (pamelap) lol,


message 28: by Karla (new)

Karla | 1668 comments Mod
I keep hearing about the creepy rabbit from that movie, but I don't think I'll watch it. Give me nightmares. I already know my 7 flufferkins are plotting my demise...I don't need more fuel for my paranoia.


message 29: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie (creeker) | 133 comments Jeanine ♥ Cheshire Catt ♠ wrote: "Ohhh I found another one and this one made me snort water out my nose....

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OMG! That is friggin awesome. LMAO


Sandi *~The Pirate Wench~* (thepiratewench) | 839 comments Mod
Jeanine ♥ Cheshire Catt ♠ wrote: "Thought for the day...


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LOVE THE CAT! Jeanine..that about says it all! LOL


message 31: by Karla (new)

Karla | 1668 comments Mod
Hah, I love it! :D Disney movies...romance novels...


message 32: by Karla (new)

Karla | 1668 comments Mod
That Cat Diary could also be written by Baby Stewie. LOL


message 33: by Jennefer (new)

Jennefer (jenneferpracticex3) | 444 comments Mod
That's exactly what I was thinking Karla! LOL I love it!


message 34: by Tutti (new)

Tutti Dolci (tuttidolci) | 27 comments HOLY CRAP!!! I'm sitting here at my desk, laughing my butt off and getting all kinds of cooky looks from people around me.

Thanks for the laughs, everyone!


message 35: by Tutti (new)

Tutti Dolci (tuttidolci) | 27 comments Sans wrote: "I saw a great license plate holder on the way home last night: "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair a little!""

OMG. I think I just tinkled in my pants a little. *LMAO!*


message 36: by Karla (new)

Karla | 1668 comments Mod
Omg that's awesome. It just begs to be a short on MST3K. :D


message 37: by Jennefer (new)

Jennefer (jenneferpracticex3) | 444 comments Mod
Jeanine ♥ Cheshire Catt ♠ wrote: "Ahhh these are priceless...

http://haphappy.com/2010/11/how-a-wom..."


OMG! That is awesome!


message 38: by SmittenKitten (new)

SmittenKitten | 189 comments Jeanine ♥ Cheshire Catt ♠ wrote: "Ahhh these are priceless...

http://haphappy.com/2010/11/how-a-wom..."


LOL! Was this meant to be serious or a joke?

Be a robot. Don't show your emotions or have a personality. Make sure you have perfect make-up and dress. Cater to every want and desire of your date. Do not have a life beyond your date.

Glad it's the 2000s! Be yourself. If your date does not like you for who you are, then he/she can go stuff it. :)


message 39: by Jennefer (new)

Jennefer (jenneferpracticex3) | 444 comments Mod


If you celebrate it, Merry Christmas everyone! (And if not have an awesome weekend!)


message 40: by Jennefer (new)

Jennefer (jenneferpracticex3) | 444 comments Mod
Someone emailed me this today at work, thought I would share :)

A Love Story

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.

"Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused
hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and
expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A
man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ...

"Okay, ma'am, all done."

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling,
holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now


message 41: by Jennefer (new)

Jennefer (jenneferpracticex3) | 444 comments Mod
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."


message 42: by Tammy (new)

Tammy Walton Grant (tamgrant) | 214 comments LOL! Good one.


message 43: by Karla (new)

Karla | 1668 comments Mod
:D


message 44: by Pamela(AllHoney) (new)

Pamela(AllHoney) (pamelap) lol


message 45: by Karla (last edited Feb 17, 2011 11:38AM) (new)

Karla | 1668 comments Mod
Not really a LOL, but I saw this today in the library. Had to check it into the system and I love the fact that it's destined for the Business & Engineering library, which is the destination of snooty brainiacs. :D



message 46: by Kelly (new)

Kelly (Rose_red) | 3 comments I love it! A digital age bodice ripper!
"As we flung ourselves onto his bed, I felt the gentle ripple of printer paper against my searing flesh. A Groupon for half off a 10 piece bucket at KFC and a Coupon Cabin savings code for free shipping from Amazon.com taunted my skin as his kisses tormented my lips. I ripped off his shirt, sending buttons careening against the walls. His rippling bicep revealed a fresh Facebook tattoo, bringing my mother's words straight to the front of my brain, 'don't bother with the pretty boys, Felicity. Try to bag a skinny, nerdy one, because one day he will be an internet billionaire. The pretty boy will still be a waiter at T.G.I.Fridays.' I smiled to myself, 'sorry mother, but this Friday's waiter knows a good deal when he sees one and that's enough for me. If you can't handle that, I'll remove you from my email list and iPhone address book and de-friend you on Facebook.' In his capable hands I knew I could handle anything, even facing one of those hipster know-it-alls at the Apple store to get my iPad up and running from my last run-in with internet porn."
Dun dun dun!!!


message 47: by Karla (new)

Karla | 1668 comments Mod
LMFAO! :D That's glorious.


message 48: by Karla (new)

Karla | 1668 comments Mod
LMFAO!


message 49: by Tammy (new)

Tammy Walton Grant (tamgrant) | 214 comments I second that LMFAO!


message 50: by Pamela(AllHoney) (new)

Pamela(AllHoney) (pamelap) lol... ROFLH


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