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I hate that a bunch of Goodreads Babes had a hot sex orgy in Portland this weekend and they're all denying it!!

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message 1: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments The silence speaks volumes, doesn't it?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments there are goodreads babes???


message 3: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments HAHAH.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments i know nothing happened! women can't resist the need to post pictures... i there was an orgy n portland the pictures would be in face book already!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments and i'll believe this goodread's babes none sense when i se a goodread's babe!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments how???


message 7: by Michael (new)

Michael They're goodreads babes; I'm sure the pictures will be posted in reviews, tangentially relating the orgy to something by Virginia Woolf or something. Right now, they're all composing.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments all i'm saying is that i've never seen one! show me one n real life and i'll shut the fuck up! but remember! real babes put out!


message 9: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments He'll just blame the stupid english. "Dude! In my language babe means dirty whore!!"


message 10: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Hey, this will be fun. Fonoso, can you post a picture of what you would consider a babe?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Rusty wrote: "Hey, this will be fun. Fonoso, can you post a picture of what you would consider a babe?"

Rusty, did you ever heard a song by Manuchao called "me gustas tu"??? remember you talking to me here! i like papayas, i like star trek better than what i like star wars, i like playing magic, i like screaming at little kids online that i had sex with their mothers, i dont like bacon! you think any girl would be mad at me for not thinking her a babe???


message 12: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Alfonso wrote: "Rusty wrote: "Hey, this will be fun. Fonoso, can you post a picture of what you would consider a babe?"

Rusty, did you ever heard a song by Manuchao called "me gustas tu"??? remember you talking ..."


Fair enough. I'm just curious. For me, babe = attractive chick. And that's it. That is the sum total of my definition for babe. Obviously yours is something different.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments for me a babe is a chick for which i'll give you my right arm for a night with her... and i've never met one of those in GoodReads... that's all i'm saying!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments tell you what KD! show me 3 profiles of GoodReaders that are babes... and if you right i'll admit to the existence of goodread's babes!


message 15: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments This chick is a TOTAL babe

http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/18...


message 16: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments Sorry. The door was open for way too long. I couldn't help myself.

This thread title makes me laugh every time I see it. A bunch of Goodreads Babes had a hot sex orgy in Portland. There are about nine things wrong with that sentence.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments hhahahh! Greatchen! please dont take this the wrong way... but you have kids! you will no register on my hot chick radar! no matter how hot your are! the moment i see a chick with kids all the hotness goes away!


message 18: by karen (new)

karen (karenbrissette) i was at gr-portland 2010, and there were plenty of babes.

plenty.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments karen wrote: "i was at gr-portland 2010, and there were plenty of babes.

plenty."


i won't believe it till i see pictures.


message 20: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Nope, Alfonso is correct. There were no babes, we didn't get all naked, and we didn't oil each others' bodies. We didn't compare our lacy underwear or talk about turn-ons. We also definitely didn't have a hot orgy.


message 21: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Defintely.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments hey! how dare you Eh to use my own tactics against me!!! i'm really close to having em all confess just to prove me wrong!!!


message 23: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Alfonso wrote: "hey! how dare you Eh to use my own tactics against me!!! i'm really close to having em all confess just to prove me wrong!!!"

Chyeah, not even close, my little buddy.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments still! how do i know you are not just saying that as a cover up for what really happened???? i demand pictures!


message 25: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments You're in no position to make demands. Aww, you think you have power? It's like when a little Chihuahua starts yapping at my shoe. Whozabigboy? Whozabigboy!

We didn't take down our hair and roll around on the hotel bed together. We didn't accidentally bump chests or pat each other on the tush. We definitely didn't have a hot sweaty orgy.

Definitely.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments wtf! what did karen did to you!!! you are evil!!! evil i say!!!


message 27: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Nay! We be good girls! If one of us tried to be bad, I mean tried really really hard to be so bad, the others spanked her.


message 28: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) smetchie wrote: "This chick is a TOTAL babe
http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/18..."


How you doin'?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Eh? Eh! wrote: "Nay! We be good girls! If one of us tried to be bad, I mean tried really really hard to be so bad, the others spanked her."


bah! you making all this up! to fuck with KD but let me tell you something! i dont go for that shit! i'm smarter and stronger asl;rhg awr aw'prgjaw lrgknawg


PLEASEEEEE SHOW US THE PICTURES!!! PLEASEE YOU ARE ALL HOT BABES~! I WAS LYING TO TRICK YOU INTO POSTING THE PICTURES! BUT IS NOT WORKING!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEE SHOW US THE PICTURES!


message 30: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments All right, ladies, our work is done here! We're all babes. :)

Now we don't need to post any pictures, since you know we're hot babes.

Sooooo hott.


message 31: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Eh, thanks for emailing those pictures to me. Looks like it was a crazy slutty time that you all had.


message 32: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments You're welcome, Harry, just make sure you don't share them with Alfonso. Feel free to show them to Rusty, or Tom, even Helenn if she's curious.


message 33: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments I have spoken. You could probably lean on that one other person with an inside track to the good material.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments ok... i'm ready to beg... it's taht what you want???


PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU! SHOW ME THE SLUTTY PICTURES!!!


message 35: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments Hahahahahha.


message 36: by The Crimson Fucker (last edited Oct 12, 2010 05:25PM) (new)

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments ok... i didnt want to do this.... but !




The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Seth wrote: "What kind of a "cat person" threatens to kill a cat?!"

look, seth. i know we had our differences in the past... but there are issues bigger than ours at hand here! remember when superman team up with lex lutor to overcome apocalypse? think of this like that situation! there is a chance to see a bunch of goodreads babes having pillow fights, doing each others hair while wearing sexy lingerie, asking each other to judge their kissing skills... (THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN GIRLS ONLY REUNIONS!!!! AND ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO TELL ME THE CONTRARY WILL GET FUCKING SHOT!) I ask you to please put all of our differece behinds just this one... and help us get access to those pictures! can you do that, seth?? please!


message 38: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments You're so retarded.


message 39: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments Clearly I'm just bitter because I wasn't invited to the Portland Goodreads Babes Tickle Fight.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments smetchie wrote: "Clearly I'm just bitter because I wasn't invited to the Portland Goodreads Babes Tickle Fight."

Greatchen, my question is... if you would have been there... would share the pictures with the rest of us?


message 41: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments Yes. With everyone but you.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments you all suck balls!!!!


message 43: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments Alfonso wrote: "you all suck balls!!!!"

Not at a tickle fight you sick fuck!


message 44: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Alfonso wrote: "doing each others hair while wearing sexy lingerie"

I can tell you that, in the pictures, they were not doing each others hair. Well, unless shaving is "doing hair"


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments ok... just so y'all know... there's been a leak in the pictures... i got my hands on them! carry one with y'all shenanigans here! i'ma go play Roxy a visit!


message 46: by [deleted user] (new)

I stayed at my own house so I had no idea about this tickle fight stuff!

Eh! and I did the box step at one point. That was the most romantic part of the weekend.


message 47: by [deleted user] (new)

She even dipped me.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Seth wrote: "Alfonso, a great book is better than nudity."


you know, seth. i had my doubts before when you told us how crappy your one and only sex experience was... but now i'm sure!


message 49: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments smetchie, if you'd been there, the pictures would've melted.


Brian wrote: "Hey Eh!, I got this in my inbox, but I think it's for you. It must have gotten misdirected to me accidentally...."

How embarrassing! Yes, I was disappointed we got turned down but maybe next time we can be less hot and get published.

That made me laugh hard. Good job, Brian.


Montambeau is light on her feet! Next time we'll try one of those Dirty Dancing lifts.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments King Dinösaur wrote: "Well, I had pizza and beer with Jackie last night and she showed me all the highly disappointing pictures she took on the trip. Lame.

Fooze, you and I will just have to rely on our highly-horny o..."


ok! i just notice something weird about the pictures my informant sent me! they are not of any goodreaders! i didnt notice their faces until a while a go... but it seems my informant sent me a bunch of porn pictures from the movie "naughty librarians"!!!!! damn it!!!!


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