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I know. It's a pun. Tank = Fish Tank and Tank = Army tank.

There are three tomatoes. A mama, a dad, and a kid. They're going on a walk and the young tomatoe lags behind. The father notices and turns to his son. He takes his hand and squashes the young tomatoe saying "Ketchup!"

Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke up in the middle of the night
And saw that his dream had come true

i have a joke!!!!
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet???
hee hee, ANSWER!! BUT DON'T SPOIL IT IF U KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I know. I'm tired.