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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Yes, I know. I'm tired.


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

I know. It's a pun. Tank = Fish Tank and Tank = Army tank.


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

Okay, it's a crap joke.


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

Fail DX


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

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♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫ (alliwicious) ((This is so bad it might make you laugh))

There are three tomatoes. A mama, a dad, and a kid. They're going on a walk and the young tomatoe lags behind. The father notices and turns to his son. He takes his hand and squashes the young tomatoe saying "Ketchup!"


♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫ (alliwicious) There once was a man in tim-buck-too
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke up in the middle of the night
And saw that his dream had come true


message 8: by ♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫ (last edited Aug 28, 2010 08:58PM) (new)

♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫ (alliwicious) Fine with me as long as it doesn't have the F word


♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫ (alliwicious) Me too it was in Teardrops on My Guitar topic


♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫ (alliwicious) The yeah...hm...so...um...whatever!!!


message 12: by Mia♫ (new)

Mia♫ lol uhh hey im a newbie so yeah!!!

i have a joke!!!!

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet???

hee hee, ANSWER!! BUT DON'T SPOIL IT IF U KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!


message 13: by Mia♫ (new)

Mia♫ lol it ok!!!

but the answer is:

BECAUSE HE WAS LOOKING FOR POOH!!!!!!!!

*ba dum chi!*

YEAH!!!! =)

LIKE IT?!?!?!?

U BETTER SAY YES!


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