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message 1: by Jessica, You may adress me as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. (new)

Jessica B | 609 comments Mod
"Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?"
-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Pirate."
-Jack Sparrow

"Hello Beastie."
-Jack Sparrow

"By your leave Mr. Turner._
-James Norrington

"You'll want to know... what it tastes like."
-Elizabeth Swann

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
-Jack Sparrow

"JACK SPARROW!"
-Davy Jones

"Let's sail in a general....... erm......... that-way direction."
-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Now where is that monkey I want to shoot something!"
-Jack Sparrow

"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost..... Captain Jack Sparrow."
-Jack Sparrow

"Haboogie sniggle sniggle."
-Chief Captain Jack Sparrow

"Go on, shoo! Palala!"
-Chief Jack Sparrow


message 2: by Jessica, You may adress me as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. (new)

Jessica B | 609 comments Mod
"I am Cheif! Want BIG fire!"
-Jack Sparrow

"Save me!"
-Jack Sparrow


message 3: by Jessica, You may adress me as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. (new)

Jessica B | 609 comments Mod
"Well we shall have a marvelous garden party and you're not invited!"
-Jack Sparrow

"Then what shall we die for?"
-Elizabeth Swann

"Who's boons? You're boons?"
-Jack Sparrow

"Ladies would you please shut it!"
-Jack Sparrow


Jade the Valiant (honeysun258) "Will Tuner. I know you."
Calypso

"There will be no knowing right now. I thought you knew me."
Jack Sparrow

"The Flying Dutchman. Ya mean with Davey Jones."
Elizabeth Swann

"The only love I have is the sea."
Jack Sparrow

"Meaning Will Turner, Mr. Sparrow."
Elizabeth Swann

"Elizabeth?! Hide the rum."
Jack Sparrow

"But why is the rum gone?!"
Jack Sparrow

gun shot "Undead monkey. Top that."
Jack Sparrow

"Hmm." unlatches cage and Jack gets out
Calypso

"You have no idea how hard it was to catch that thing."
the guy who says ello poppet

"Ello Poppet."
the guy who says ello poppet

"No. My dirt."
Jack Sparrow

GASP "BLACK SPOT." does weird jig
Mr. Gibbs

"BLACK SPOT." reapetes Mr. Gibbs
guy who says ello poppet and guy who loses his glass eye

"I see my ship. Right there."
Barbossa

"Where must be a tiny thing compared to the Pearl."
Jack Sparrow

"BARBOSSA! MARRY US!"
Will Turner

"I'M A LITTLE BUISY AT THE MOMENT!"
Barbossa


"BARBOSSA MARRY US! NOW!"
Elizabeth Swann

"DEARLY BELOVED WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY-. TAKE THAT!"
Barbossa

"Well seens how four of you tried to kill me and one of you sucseeded."
Jack Sparrow

"............"
Elizabeth Swann

"Oh she hasen't told you yet. Well there will be alot of explaining to do when we get back."
Jack Sparrow

"Done."
General

"Un done."
Jack Sparrow

"Done."
Elizabeth Swann

"Jack is one of the pieces of eight. You can not argue with him."
Barbossa

"KING!"
Elizabeth Swann

"So how's mum?"
Jack Sparrow

"Oh."
Jack Sparrow

"Sea turtles."
Jack's dad

"Sea turtles."
Will Turner

"Not so easy to ride are they, mate?"
Jack Sparrow


message 5: by Jessica, You may adress me as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. (last edited Aug 23, 2010 05:20AM) (new)

Jessica B | 609 comments Mod
((Ohhh u r good!))


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
[Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy:]
Jack Sparrow: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it's not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.
Mullroy: You've seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven't seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
[Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed:]
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
Murtogg: [nods:] No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: ...for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature...
Elizabeth: This is wrong...
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...
Jack Sparrow: Oh yeah, heh heh
Town Clerk: ...arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. For these crimes you will be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.

Jack Sparrow: Savvy?

. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them:] Human hair.
[pause:]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

Elizabeth is being laced into a corset]
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming?
Elizabeth: It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.

Jack Sparrow: You, sailor.
Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
[pause:]
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.
Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot: [squawk:] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'

Jack Sparrow: Scarlet.
[She slaps him:]
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that.
[a blond woman approaches:]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
[She slaps him:]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

Barbossa: I want 50 per cent of ye plunder.
Jack Sparrow: 15.
Barbossa: 40.
Jack Sparrow: 25.
Barbossa: [considering:]
Jack Sparrow: And I'll buy you the hat. A really BIG one... Commodore.

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

Jack Sparrow: Anamaria.
[Anamaria slaps Jack:]
Will Turner: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack Sparrow: Actually...
Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again:]
Jack Sparrow: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
Anamaria: But you didn't!
Jack Sparrow: You'll get another one.
Anamaria: I will.
Will Turner: A better one.
Jack Sparrow: A better one.
Will Turner: That one.
Jack Sparrow: What one?
Will Turner: [Will looks at the Interceptor:]
Jack Sparrow: That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that?
The Crew: Aye!
Mr. Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard.
Jack Sparrow: It would be far worse not to have her.

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Will Turner: She goes free.
[points pistol at Barbossa:]
Barbossa: What's in your head, boy?
Will Turner: She goes free!
Barbossa: You've only got one shot, and we can't die.
Jack Sparrow: [whispered to Will:] Don't do anything stupid.
Will Turner: You can't. I can.
[points gun at himself:]
Jack Sparrow: Like that.
Barbossa: Who are you?
Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa:] No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though - eunuch.
Will Turner: My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.
Ragetti: He's the spitting image of ol' Bootstrap Bill come back to haunt us.
Will Turner: On my word do as I say, or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones' Locker.
Barbossa: Name your terms, Mr. Turner.
Will Turner: Elizabeth goes free.
Barbossa: Yes, we know that one. Anything else?
Jack Sparrow: [points at himself:] Me!


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: [greedily:] No!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Elizabeth Swann: [as Will, Jack, and Norrington fight:] Stop it! Will!
Will Turner: Guard the chest!
Elizabeth Swann: [indignantly:] No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle... oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!
[starts throwing rocks at them:]
Elizabeth Swann: Enough! This is madness!
[faking:]
Elizabeth Swann: Oh! Oh, the heat!
[pretends to faint, then opens one eye to see that none of them have noticed:]

Jack Sparrow: [with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man:] Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: [startled:] I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [turning around:] Elizabeth!
[to Gibbs:]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Gibbs: [in Tortuga signing sailors up:] And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl?
Very Old Man: Truth be told, I've never sailed a day in me life. I think I should get out and see the world while I'm still young.
Gibbs: You'll do, make your mark. Next!
Skinny Man: My wife ran off with my dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give a ass rat's if I live or die.
Gibbs: Perfect, next!

Jack Sparrow: We are very much alike, you and I, I and you... us.
Elizabeth Swann: Oh. Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And personal hygiene.
Jack Sparrow: [sniffs his armpit and looks back:] Trifles.

Norrington: Come on, then! Who wants some? Form an orderly line, I'll have you all one by one. Come on, who's first?
Elizabeth Swann: [Grabs bottle from Norrington's hand and smashes it over his head:] I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!

Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt:] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
[falls down stairs, holds up jar again:]
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: [sing-song:] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Jack Sparrow: [pulls out sword and threatens Will:] Can't let you do that, William. 'Cause if Jones is dead, who's to call his terrible beastie off the hunt, eh? Now, if you please. The key.
Will Turner: [Pulls his sword on Jack:] I keep the promises I make, Jack. I intend to free my father. I hope you're here to see it.
Norrington: [Norrington draws his sword, points it at Will:] I can't let you do that, either. So sorry.
Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington:] I knew you'd warm up to me eventually.
Norrington: [Norrington points his sword at Jack:] Lord Beckett desires the contents of that chest. I deliver it, I get my life back.
Jack Sparrow: Ah. The dark side of ambition.
Norrington: Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption.

Scarlett: Jack Sparrow?
Giselle: Haven't seen him in a month.
Scarlett: When you find him, will you give him a message?
[Slaps Will in the face:]

Norrington: [drunk and angry:] So am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow...
[he draws his pistol and points it at Jack, who is hiding behind a pole:]
Norrington: ... or should I just kill you now?
Jack Sparrow: [tries and fails to hide behind his pole:] You're hired!
Norrington: Sorry. Old habits and all that.
[smiles and prepares to pull the trigger:]

Crewmember: Me have one arm and a bum leg.
Gibbs: It's the crow's nest for you.

Gibbs: [Jack's hat is tossed overboard by the monkey while the Black Pearl is fleeing the Kraken:] Jack's hat!
[the crew gathers at the rail:]
Gibbs: Clear about!
Jack Sparrow: No, no! Leave it!
[the whole crew stares at him incredulously:]
Jack Sparrow: Run!
[he runs away:]
Gibbs: [he looks at the crew:] Back to yer stations, the lot o' ye!
[he finds Jack hiding underneath the stairs:]
Gibbs: Jack?
Jack Sparrow: Shhh.
Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack Sparrow: [short pause:] Nothing.

Jack Sparrow: [after being covered in mucus after the Kraken roars at him:] Not so bad...
[wipes the slime from his face:]
Jack Sparrow: [he looks down and sees his old hat:] Oh!
[reaches for his hat and puts it on:]
Jack Sparrow: 'Ello, beastie.
[smiles and draws his sword:]

Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the bible, you get credit for tryin'.

Ragetti: [studies his upside-down Bible intently, then looks up:] Well, I say it was Divine Providence what escaped us from jail.
Pintel: And *I* say it was me bein' clever.
[turns to the dog with the keys:]
Pintel: Ain't that right, Poochie?
Ragetti: Well, how'd you know it weren't Divine Providence what inspired you to *be* clever?

Ragetti: [balancing a shovel:] I could join the circus!

Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti:] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Gibbs: There's only half a dozen kegs of powder!
Will Turner: Then load the rum!
[long silence; crew stops working:]
Gibbs: Aye! The rum too!

Pintel: ...I always heard it said "kray-kin"
Ragetti: What? With a long A?
Pintel: Uh-huh.
Ragetti: Na-na-na-na-no-no no "Krah-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Krakken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? Kray-kin.
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!

Jack Sparrow: No worries! Tia Dalma and I go way back... thick as thieves, nigh inseparable we are... were... have been... before...
Gibbs: I'll watch yer back.
Jack Sparrow: It's me front I'm worried about.
Gibbs: [to Will:] Mind the boat.
Will Turner: [to Ragetti:] Mind the boat.
Ragetti: [to Pintel:] Mind the boat.
Pintel: [to Marty:] Mind the boat.
Marty: [to Cotton's parrot:] Mind the boat.
Cotton's Parrot: [to Cotton:] Mind the boat.
[It flies off, leaving Cotton to pout and sit back down in the boat:]

Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look.
[brings out the monkey in a cage, shoots him:]
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia Dalma: [releases the monkey from the cage:]
Gibbs: [muttered:] No...
[Speaking clearly:]
Gibbs: You've no idea how long it took us to catch that.
Tia Dalma: The payment is fair...

Hadras: [his head has come off and he is now shouting directions to the blind body:] Anido. Anido! Follow my voice, follow my voice! To the left. No! Other left. Go
[the body rams against a tree:]
Hadras: ... No, that's a tree.

Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen... what do keys do?
Leech: Keys unlock... things?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So we're going after this key!
Jack Sparrow: You're not making any sense at all.

Governor Weatherby Swann: You have no reason and no authority to arrest this man!
Lord Cutler Beckett: In fact I do. Here is the warrant for the arrest of one William Turner.
Governor Weatherby Swann: ...This warrant is for Elizabeth Swann!
Lord Cutler Beckett: Oh, is it? That's annoying. My mistake, arrest her too.


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.


Jade the Valiant (honeysun258) ((thanks and wowzers that's more than me))


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) ((imdb.com check it out...))


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Jade the Valiant (honeysun258) ((i couldn't find the quotes of that's what you ment))


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) ((Go to the bottom and look at the Fun Stuff and find quotes...))


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Jade the Valiant (honeysun258) ((got it then what))


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) ((and looked at the quotes...))


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Jade the Valiant (honeysun258) ((okay do i type in potc or no))


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) ((yes wait type in potc then click on the page...after you get to the page go all the way down to Fun Stuff and clik on quotes...))


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Jade the Valiant (honeysun258) ((got it))


message 18: by Jessica, You may adress me as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. (new)

Jessica B | 609 comments Mod
"Savvy?"
- Captain Jack Sparrow


message 19: by Everley Sharp, the Clankinist, I'm just obsessed. Don't make me angry! (Hi Avo!) J (new)

Everley Sharp, the Clankinist (theawesomeestreaderpersonevah) | 242 comments Mod
"My peanut."
Jack Sparrow


message 20: by Everley Sharp, the Clankinist, I'm just obsessed. Don't make me angry! (Hi Avo!) J (new)

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Jack Sparrow: [to king George II] You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

Barbossa: Jack, our sands be all but run. What's the harm in joinin' the winnin' side? And you do meet a nicer class of person.
Jack Sparrow: I understand everything... except that wig.

Jack Sparrow: Death lies upon us, as we sail to the Fountain of Youth.

Syrena: Philip, I can save you. You need only ask.
Philip: I seek but one thing.
Syrena: And what is that?
Philip: Forgiveness. Were it not for me, you would never have been captured.
Syrena: Ask.
Philip: Forgive me.


message 21: by Everley Sharp, the Clankinist, I'm just obsessed. Don't make me angry! (Hi Avo!) J (last edited Jun 19, 2011 06:00PM) (new)

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Jack Sparrow: [from trailer]
[after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow"]
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.

Jack Sparrow: [from trailer]
[Standing on a cliff edge]
Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it.

Jack Sparrow: [from trailer] Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again.

Angelica: [from trailer] How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?

Barbossa: [from trailer]
[to his crew]
Barbossa: You can sleep when you're dead!


message 22: by Everley Sharp, the Clankinist, I'm just obsessed. Don't make me angry! (Hi Avo!) J (last edited Jun 19, 2011 06:01PM) (new)

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Jack Sparrow: [from trailer] Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.


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Jack Sparrow: [to Angelica, who has been posing as Jack] You've stolen me. And I've come to take meself back.

Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow: I thought it was a brothel.


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Jack Sparrow: I was looking for a brothel, innocent mistake.

Jack Sparrow: How can you say it?
Angelica: Quite easily, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: I know but how can you say it?

Jack Sparrow: You are aware of the ritual?
Angelica: Yes I am.
Jack Sparrow: What is it?


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Angelica: Jack... if this is a dream, you can keep your boots and sword on. If its not...
Jack Sparrow: Its a dream.

Scrum: Can he do that?
Jack Sparrow: Hes religious, I think its required.


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Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling me the truth?
Angelica: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Thats good! May I use that?


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Jack Sparrow: Gibbs, I was just on my way to break you out of jail. You stole my map.

Jack Sparrow: There is a girl. Female. Of the opposite sex.
Gibbs: When is there not?

Jack Sparrow: You are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow.


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Jack Sparrow: I may have had... briefly, mind you... stirrings.
Gibbs: Stirrings?
Jack Sparrow: Stirrings.
Gibbs: What, like feelings, you mean?
Jack Sparrow: No, no, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like... stirrings.

Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.

Jack Sparrow: Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like you to note it-hearing now-that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, and be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" want to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?

Jack Sparrow: Damn you. Alright, feelings.

Angelica: [Jack turns to leave] Wait! I'm with child... it's yours.
Jack Sparrow: I don't remember...
Angelica: You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow: I don't think I've ever been that drunk.


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Gibbs: So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?
Jack Sparrow: We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this. [Wiggles fingers in a particular direction]
Gibbs: I know a man with a goat.
Jack Sparrow: Good, then I can go like this.


message 30: by Jessica, You may adress me as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. (new)

Jessica B | 609 comments Mod
EVERLEY I LOVE THESE.


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) Jessica! I haven't even seen you in a long time.


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Jessica B | 609 comments Mod
I know!! This has been the busiest summer in history for me.


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) Same with me.


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Jessica B | 609 comments Mod
:)


message 35: by Everley Sharp, the Clankinist, I'm just obsessed. Don't make me angry! (Hi Avo!) J (new)

Everley Sharp, the Clankinist (theawesomeestreaderpersonevah) | 242 comments Mod
Jessica wrote: "EVERLEY I LOVE THESE."

I do too. Particularly "You lied to me by telling the truth?" "Yes." "Thats good! May I use that?"


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Everley Sharp, the Clankinist (theawesomeestreaderpersonevah) | 242 comments Mod
God's Swordmaiden wrote: "Same with me."

You need to post in the LotR movie rp, Missy, savvy? I feel as if Diana and I are the only ones posting!


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) I'm eternally sorry.


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Everley Sharp, the Clankinist (theawesomeestreaderpersonevah) | 242 comments Mod
You should be, Samwise the brave! But you are forgiven.


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) And I'm sorry to inform you your message have been very late. I posted during the hours of the morning.


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Everley Sharp, the Clankinist (theawesomeestreaderpersonevah) | 242 comments Mod
I was simply abstaining for fear of disappointment.


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) I don't know how to respond to that.


message 42: by Everley Sharp, the Clankinist, I'm just obsessed. Don't make me angry! (Hi Avo!) J (new)

Everley Sharp, the Clankinist (theawesomeestreaderpersonevah) | 242 comments Mod
Oh god, I just realized how weird that sounded...allow me to rephrase that: I was simply abstaining from viewing the thread for fear of being disappointed by what I would find.


Kate (theshortone) (katetheshortone) Okay, thank you. I know exactly what you mean.


message 44: by Jessica, You may adress me as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. (new)

Jessica B | 609 comments Mod
Everley Undómiel, the Mockingjay wrote: "Jessica wrote: "EVERLEY I LOVE THESE."

I do too. Particularly "You lied to me by telling the truth?" "Yes." "Thats good! May I use that?""


"You are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow." One of the most confusing lines in the movie, which is why I love it!!!


message 45: by Everley Sharp, the Clankinist, I'm just obsessed. Don't make me angry! (Hi Avo!) J (new)

Everley Sharp, the Clankinist (theawesomeestreaderpersonevah) | 242 comments Mod
Jessica wrote: "Everley Undómiel, the Mockingjay wrote: "Jessica wrote: "EVERLEY I LOVE THESE."

I do too. Particularly "You lied to me by telling the truth?" "Yes." "Thats good! May I use that?""

"You are guilty..."


I know!


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Jessica B | 609 comments Mod
I wish the movie wasn't all about Jack. As much as I love him (which is A LOT!!!!!) Jack is best taken in smaller doses for maximum enjoyment.


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