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message 1: by Cambridge (last edited Aug 20, 2010 05:11AM) (new)

Cambridge (hsquare) | 509 comments It will sell 1 copy or hit the New York Time's best seller list. (ugh) *1st copy purchased by himself, as he has alienated everyone he has ever known*


message 2: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments I really, really, REALLY very much strongly, emphatically dislike that she shares a first name with me.


message 3: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments She fascinates me. She used to be pretty, then did all that plastic surgery. Way to f--k up a good thing, psycho.


message 4: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
I hate him. I think he is such lichen.


message 5: by Cambridge (new)

Cambridge (hsquare) | 509 comments I still can't believe we all even know who they are let alone that he is capable of publishing a book!!


message 6: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments I want everyone else to be as indignant about her sharing the same first name with me as I am.


message 7: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments No.


message 8: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13815 comments Sally wrote: "I hate him. I think he is such lichen."

Is he carniverous lichen as depicted in Interstellar Pig? Cause that could get interesting.


message 9: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments RandomAnthony wrote: "No."


!!!!!

>: /

Hmmph! I hope you stub your toe again.


message 10: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Barb wrote: "Heidi wrote: "I want everyone else to be as indignant about her sharing the same first name with me as I am."

How DARE she ... the nerve!

How was that?"


Perfect.


Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) Cambridge wrote: "I still can't believe we all even know who they are let alone that he is capable of publishing a book!!"

What's funny is that most of us probably know who they are because of unfavorable publicity (like all those silly news blips about her surgery), and not because of anything productive that they've done. I figured out who they were from watching The Soup.


message 12: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13815 comments Me too. I watch the Soup so I understand all of the stuff that is going on in pop culture, but I wouldn't actually watch any of those shows without the sarcasm filter that is Joel McHale.


message 13: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11617 comments Another Soup watcher here. Without it, I'd have no idea who those people are. Hmmm, maybe I should stop watching so I don't know?


Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) But then you wouldn't be able to picture Joel McHale talking about Spencer's "creepy flesh-colored beard."


message 15: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11617 comments I'd miss mankini.


Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) I used to think that Joel was one of my favorite tv personalities until I started watching Tosh.0. Daniel Tosh takes that sarcastic humor to a whole new level.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments There is only THE Heidi for me. :)


message 18: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11617 comments Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "There is only THE Heidi for me. :)"

Is that either one of these?

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Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments I believe the proper response to that question is:

>:F


message 20: by Cambridge (new)

Cambridge (hsquare) | 509 comments Oh yeah 'The Soup" YES YES YES!! :) Joel McHale, no worries though there are so many other fools for him to f*** with :) This book alone will give him some fodder as Spencer will somehow parley D List talk show ciruit to promote it


message 21: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24107 comments Mod
RandomAnthony wrote: "She fascinates me. She used to be pretty, then did all that plastic surgery. Way to f--k up a good thing, psycho."

Yeah me too. I'm not sure why I'm fascinated by her, but I am. Not by Spencer, though - who strikes me as extremely physically unattractive, or anyone else from that tv show she was on, of which I've only seen 5 minutes. I think her next career move should be to marry Mel Gibson.


message 22: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
The chachangas in that weird blue knit top just can not be anything but silicone.


message 23: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24107 comments Mod
If they are silicone, it's good work. None of that grapefruit shape happening.


message 24: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24107 comments Mod
I think they could be natural.


message 25: by Félix (last edited Aug 20, 2010 07:48PM) (new)

Félix (habitseven) They are what silicones dream of being, but never will.

But why does she look so klum?


message 26: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24107 comments Mod
I think someone went in there with Photoshop and added a couple little blue squares, if you get my meaning. Probably added some fleshtone too.


message 27: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Methinks Lobstergirl speaks truth.


message 28: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24107 comments Mod
Why the glum und dum, Klum?


message 29: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24107 comments Mod
And why is she paired with Shirley Temple?


message 30: by [deleted user] (new)

Message #19 that is all.


message 31: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
Grapefruit tits and wholesome sausage curl girl together at last in the name of Heidi Montag and our favorite mod.


message 32: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24107 comments Mod
Oh she played Heidi. Didn't know that. I assumed that was her everyday dirndl.


message 33: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
dirndl?


message 34: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
What are you showing us? nipples? drindl? grapefruit? Sausage? Is this a Heidi?


message 35: by [deleted user] (new)

That is not a heidi.


message 36: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
I'm going with drindl in that case.


message 37: by [deleted user] (new)

This may be my new favorite thread (pun intended).


message 38: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24107 comments Mod
It's some Cheryl nipples.


message 39: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod



message 40: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24107 comments Mod
Sally wrote: "I'm going with drindl in that case."

Dirndl.


message 41: by Sally, la reina (last edited Aug 20, 2010 08:10PM) (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
indeed.


message 42: by [deleted user] (new)

Octa lieber!


message 43: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24107 comments Mod
Is that Mary Lynn Rajskub from 24? Man, what's with those enormous belt buckles on her dirndl straps? If she drinks too much beer she has to loosen the belt buckles?


message 44: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
Does beer make a dirndl-wearer's grapefruit inflate?


message 45: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24107 comments Mod
Sally wrote: "Does beer make a dirndl-wearer's grapefruit inflate?"

This is the first time in history that question has ever been asked!


message 46: by Félix (last edited Aug 20, 2010 08:19PM) (new)

Félix (habitseven) Sally wrote: "Does beer make a dirndl-wearer's grapefruit inflate?"

Dirndl-wearers cause other things to inflate.


message 47: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
thank you for that.

*scoot, scoot*


message 48: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
come back Larry! come baaaaaaaaaaaack!


message 49: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) ::fades into background, grabbing a fistful of ficus leaves as he goes::


message 50: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
oh no! Someone deleted the picture! !! ! !


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