Quotable Quotes

[Maggie]

My dad, sister, and I were playing Risk. She was being so... bratty, getting mad she wasn't winning. My dad said, "Grow up, Sarah! Stop acting like you're the Queen of Siam!" (one of his many weird sayings). I pointed at the board and said, "Actually, I'm the Queen of Siam."
This is only funny if you've ever played Risk- I was controlling the territory of Siam.

[Sketchy Z]

((This was my favorite post in the library roleplay of mine...))

"See!!!! You're not gonna die!!" Terry said, very annoyed. She finished working on his wound. "I swear if you die I'm gonna follow you to hell and beat the shit outta you for giving me false hope!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!" Terry said, getting pissed.

Sam stopped and looked over at that girl. If only she knew...

[Sketchy Z]

Heehee!!

[Maggie]

åĝŋĩ ƙãı wrote: "e.e

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is-u_2... this one too."

That cat scene was straight from Alien! :D

[Maggie]

O.o I like the waffles one. my friend sings that song all the time!

[Maggie]

Here's a quote I thought of, all by myself. I'm so proud!

"Ninjas have already taken over the world. We just can't see them."

[Laika]

Kid: Daddy, are you santa?
Father: Well....*sighs* yes, I am.
Kid: Daddy, are you the Easter bunny?
Father: Yes...
Kid: Daddy, are you t he tooth fairy?
Father: *nods*
Kid: Daddy, are you God?
Father: .....
~Unknown ('cause I forget)

[Summer ☀️, If I'm your worst nightmare and your best dream, what am I?]

Sean: "Gus, stop harrassing the lemur."
Gus: "He started it."
-Psych, Sean and Gus

BEST SHOW EVAH!!!!

[Maggie]

My brother, Nate, is showing me pics titled 'Winter in Russia'

Me: "Wow, that's a lot of snow! Must be over 6 feet!"
Nate: "Yeah, it is a lot."
Me: "And look, that poor guy left his sunroof open, and there's snow all inside his car!"
Nate: "Why does he even have a sunroof?" *laughs*
Me: "Um... what?"
Nate: "You know, 'cause he's in Russia."
Me: "Nate, you know they get sun there, too, right?"
Nate: "Oh, I just thought it snowed all the time there."
Me: *facepalm*

[Summer ☀️, If I'm your worst nightmare and your best dream, what am I?]

Haha that's hilarious!!

[Maggie]

Yeah, and he's almost fourteen. What are we going to do with him?

[Summer ☀️, If I'm your worst nightmare and your best dream, what am I?]

Haha I have no idea

[Maggie]

^_^

[Summer ☀️, If I'm your worst nightmare and your best dream, what am I?]

XD