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message 1: by Kayla (new)

Kayla What is black and white and read all over?


message 2: by Madisen (new)

Madisen | 408 comments newspaper

sunberned zebra

rashed penguin


message 3: by Kayla (last edited Jun 28, 2008 06:45PM) (new)

Kayla A zebra with sun burn reading a newspaper.

:-() he


message 4: by Kayla (new)

Kayla What does Jupiter (the planet) us to hold up its pants?


message 5: by Madisen (new)

Madisen | 408 comments OH, I get it


message 6: by Kayla (new)

Kayla Yes ha ha
What is a cows favorite galaxy?


message 7: by Kayla (new)

Kayla I can not find it GRRR any how...
What looses its head every morning and gets it back every night?


message 8: by Amber (new)

Amber  | 20 comments A guy is dead in a chair in a cabin, why is he dead?


message 9: by Kayla (new)

Kayla I do not know.


message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

the plane crashed. the plane cabin.


message 11: by Katie (new)

Katie  | 418 comments Mod
why does the mother of the strawberry get stuck crossing the road?


message 12: by Madisen (new)

Madisen | 408 comments uhhhh


message 13: by [deleted user] (new)

i give up.


message 14: by Madisen (new)

Madisen | 408 comments nice icle


message 15: by Katie (new)

Katie  | 418 comments Mod
close heather...

because it's in a jam.


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

a man walked into a bar and said to the bartender "i would like a glass of water". The bartender grabbed his gun and pointed it at the man. The man said "thank you" and walked away. Why?
IF YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD THIS (people from gullett, mrs. ely told us this) DON'T TELL!!!!!


message 17: by Katie (new)

Katie  | 418 comments Mod
ummm...does the gun have anything to do with the water?


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

sort of. why did he walk away withou getting his water? and why did the man pull out the gun?


message 19: by Madisen (new)

Madisen | 408 comments dunno, don't care.


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

he had the hiccups. the gun scared him, so he didn't need the water anymore.


message 21: by Madisen (new)

Madisen | 408 comments makes perfect sence. NOT


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

he went into the bar and wanted water to cure his hiccups. the bartender puller out a gun to scare him cuz that's another way to rid of hiccups. then he said thank you cuz the bartender got rid of his hiccups. then he didn't need the water anymore.


message 23: by Madisen (new)

Madisen | 408 comments oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

our 5th grade science teacher told us some of these.


message 25: by Madisen (new)

Madisen | 408 comments coolio


message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

yeah...


message 27: by Madisen (new)

Madisen | 408 comments I was joking.


message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

the teacher was cool. and getting to end science early to do brain teasers was awesome.


message 29: by Katie (new)

Katie  | 418 comments Mod
i think i have heard of that one before, but i forgot. that's a great joke.


message 30: by [deleted user] (new)

it's not really a joke, more of a riddle.


message 31: by Katie (new)

Katie  | 418 comments Mod
or a brainteaser.


message 32: by [deleted user] (new)

yeah...


message 33: by Madisen (new)

Madisen | 408 comments .... way of subject


message 34: by Kayla (last edited Oct 03, 2008 11:18AM) (new)

Kayla On my way to Saint Ives, I met a man with seven wives, each wife had a sack, each sack had seven cats, each cat had four kits. How many went to Saint Ives?
:-)


message 35: by Kayla (new)

Kayla Yes it was the man or the guy who met the man on his way to saint Ivs.


message 36: by Kayla (new)

Kayla MMMMM.....
What do you get when you cross a gerbil and a mouse?


message 37: by [deleted user] (new)

ok, hi! :)


message 38: by [deleted user] (new)

a piece of pie?


message 39: by Kayla (new)

Kayla No try again. Think Gerbil and mouse gerbil and mouse......


message 40: by Kathrynn (new)

Kathrynn I know! I know! This is a cute one...

;-)


message 41: by Madisen (new)

Madisen | 408 comments WHAT IS IT THEN?!?!?!!?!?


message 42: by Kayla (new)

Kayla Merbils :-)

Mer-bils


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