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Your grandfather disturbs me, Britt.

I got stuck with Twat. He called me that until he died. I never got a story with my name...it was just that.



Yeah, that worked well for me.

CJ, i can feel for your friend....:)"
:) yeah poor him.
i ever fat and they called me 'pooh'
now im not!
ha ha.

Turkey Bird (Papaw and my uncle)
Bon-Bon (HAAATE that one)
Bubble Butt
Biscuit Butt (...I have always had a fondness of buttermilk biscuits)
Mini-Drew (Because I am short and look like Drew Barrymore)
Burger King Whopper (My initials are B.K.W.)
My first name is embarrassing enough without a nickname, actually. I cannot even count how many times I had random people sing to me. You know, "My Bonnie lies over the ocean, my Bonnie lies over the sea..".

When I hear that song, I think of a version my friend used to sing. Take that tune, and substitute these lyrics:
My brother has tuberculosis,
My brother has one rotten lung,
He coughs up the blood by the bucket,
And dries it and chews it for gum!
Oh, come up, come up, oh come up my dinner come up, come up,
Come up, come up, oh come up my dinner come up!
(huge barfing sound)
I really wish I hadn't read that. Thanks Phil.

Luckily, only the Pie stuck around.*
*That is, until Sesame Street taught my sister that 'pie' was foot in Spanish, at which point she combined all of the above into "Footface".

I believe I also held the nickname Ranger for a year, because kids over here don't pronounce Rachel right. As of now, some of my guy buddies call me Ranchu, after the pokemon.

Heh. That's great. Except for Shrek, I guess.



It's forgotten. No problem, Stinky.

Thanks, Phil. But, you don't know why, so it'll never stick. Heh.
My honey calls me Amers, it's cute only because of the sweet way he says it, or it would irritate me. It irritates me when my step-son does it...
My mother is the only one to call me Mick, or Mickey. My dad usually called me dumb-ass, or you-damn-dummy...love ya dad! I call my son 'Scooter', and my daughter 'Peanut'. Our former neighbors used to call my wife 'Sully' after the Monsters Inc. movie, which made me, yes, you guessed it, Mike Wazowski...
I know mine did. I never worked out which was the tired cry and which was the hungry cry.

One late late night while having a conversation about nicknames, I made the mistake of telling my friends the lovely nickname my grandfather had for me: Twat.
I've never figured that one out.